IdBeCrazyIf: Great, I can satisfy two fantasies at once
tnpir: An ugly, fat fifth grader, perhaps.
amindtat: tnpir: An ugly, fat fifth grader, perhaps.Yeah, she's a complete cow:[img.fark.net image 599x609]
Mog32Kupo: amindtat: tnpir: An ugly, fat fifth grader, perhaps.Yeah, she's a complete cow:[img.fark.net image 599x609]Being forced to lay off the booze has helped as well. Hopefully the kid will calm her down and she fades into fifty shades of grey.Wait, she's an MTV whore, we get to see her for 10 more years. Pity that the kid is gonna have a camera in his face growing up.
Kuroshin: Says more about 5th graders than it does that land whale Snooki./bring back PE
Infernalist: Now, if we can just push her a little harder, she can have her very own self-image problem, complete with complimentary anorexia and/or bulimia.Well done, America!
p the boiler: As k Jessica Simpson how well playing the dumb girl paid off for her? Snooki is following a similar blueprint - she may come off as dumb, but she is making smart business decisionsI can't decide if this is a joke or not.
Mobutu: Poor girl can't win."You're too fat!"*busts ass and loses weight*"You're too skinny!"oO
katerbug72: I think her weight looks fine. My concern is her teeth. She looks like she's got puppet teeth.[riffraf.typepad.com image 238x322]
Mog32Kupo: Wait, she's an MTV whore, we get to see her for 10 more years. Pity that the kid is gonna have a camera in his face growing up.
enderthexenocide: she's a damn rocket scientist compared to some of the other people from jersey shore and other mtv celebrities. i would bet good money that snooki is smarter and a better person than kim kardashian, farrah abraham, or heidi montag.
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