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(Slate)   Dear Prudie: I don't want to have children. My husband wants to donate sperm to his ex-wife. Do you think anything could go wrong?   (slate.com) divider line 66
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2013-07-18 12:14:03 PM
Does he want to give it to her in a turkey baster, or does she want it delivered "the old fashioned way"
 
2013-07-18 12:25:36 PM
Jebus H Chirisp why are people so bent out over crap like this. Let him bang his ex and have a kid. Meanwile go get a cabana boy and go crazy everybody wins!

/I wonder what athlete her hubby is or if ATHLETIC would have been a better choice of words
 
2013-07-18 12:34:32 PM
Imma try this tonight:

"Honey, my old high school girlfriend just texted me - you wouldn't mind if I stopped by her house this weekend to donate some sperm, would you?"
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-07-18 12:39:56 PM
The first 5 words that come to mind - 18 yrs.of child support.
 
2013-07-18 12:40:56 PM
What could possibly go wrong??

Pud: The first 5 words that come to mind - 18 yrs.of child support.


Oh, yeah, this.
 
2013-07-18 12:48:16 PM
Dear Prudie, tell me more about things that never happened.
 
2013-07-18 01:00:14 PM

ManateeGag: Does he want to give it to her in a turkey baster, or does she want it delivered "the old fashioned way"


If you want it done right you're best to hand deliver it.
 
2013-07-18 01:49:38 PM

Sapper_Topo: Jebus H Chirisp why are people so bent out over crap like this.


I've heard of cases of donors getting put on the hook for child support.
 
2013-07-18 01:50:10 PM
Shiat this is nothing. My roomate should send her latest drama to Prudie. Makes ya wanna slap her.
 
2013-07-18 01:56:09 PM

groppet: Shiat this is nothing. My roomate should send her latest drama to Prudie. Makes ya wanna slap her.


Well post in Fark, for crying out loud!
We could use a new weekly feature.
 
2013-07-18 01:56:56 PM
"Well, honey, I guess so"
"Oh, Thank God!  She is already a month in"
 
2013-07-18 01:57:02 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Dear Prudie, tell me more about things that never happened.


"Dear Prudie, I write an advice column, but to sex things up a bit I often embellish things a little. Like the time the woman thought her husband was cheating, and I quoted her as saying he was having an orgy with midgets. Anyway, do you think this is a problem?"

"Dear Someone Who is Definitely Not Prudie: No, not really. It's a victimless crime, like shooting a mime."
 
2013-07-18 02:01:08 PM
She must be an ex for a reason. Think about it, before you blow your top.

Or she's just trying to manipulate the new Mrs. SD from afar.
 
2013-07-18 02:05:25 PM

Demetrius: What could possibly go wrong??

Pud: The first 5 words that come to mind - 18 yrs.of child support.

Oh, yeah, this.


Was coming to the thread to say this.

Child Support is designed to fark men up the ass with a rusty spork.  Since the money usually never makes it to the kid (or gets pissed away by the mother), it's just wealth transfer to the state.  And since the man can't ever get custody even when the mother is snorting coke in the courtroom, men just get screwed.
 
2013-07-18 02:06:44 PM
People who use the "my genes would be wasted" argument need to have their genes wasted.
 
2013-07-18 02:06:55 PM

Pud: The first 5 words that come to mind - 18 yrs.of child support.


Exactly.
 
2013-07-18 02:08:48 PM
Terrible idea.

Many (all?) States hold informal Sperm Donors fully responsible for child support if the mother seeks it (and no adoptive father is present), and often specifically void attempted contracts between the mother and father that would prevent the custodial parent from suing for child support.

If he wants progeny he should either find a new wife or go down to his local sperm bank.
 
2013-07-18 02:09:51 PM

Pud: The first 5 words that come to mind - 18 yrs.of child support.


Exactly!
She can sign whatever he thinks will absolve him of having to pay an say, "I don't need it, I don't want it."

But, at the end of the day, child support is for the benefit of the child, not the parent, and the courts would agree that she can't sign away her child's right to support from the father.
 
2013-07-18 02:11:53 PM
"but in a world where so many children........."

Someone is worried about losing her figure and hubby may start looking at other women.
 
2013-07-18 02:11:58 PM
Having a kid with another woman is okay in most marriages.
 
2013-07-18 02:12:02 PM

Pud: The first 5 words that come to mind - 18 yrs.of child support.


Yeah,this guy is an idiot. There have been cases in which the father tries to 'sign away rights' in exchange for not paying child support, and they worked about as well as you could imagine...
 
2013-07-18 02:15:27 PM

Allen. The end.: Pud: The first 5 words that come to mind - 18 yrs.of child support.

Yeah,this guy is an idiot. There have been cases in which the father tries to 'sign away rights' in exchange for not paying child support, and they worked about as well as you could imagine...


The only way to do sperm donation is via a registered facility for it. Then and only then do you have any legal protection. Even the, anon would be the only for-sure way.
 
2013-07-18 02:16:59 PM
Holy shiat is that just a god awful reply from Prudie... "He's definitely gonna fark her and leave you for her..."
 
2013-07-18 02:17:10 PM
We both want children, but in a world where so many children are without loving homes, I can't imagine having biological offspring when we could provide a wonderful life for children who would never otherwise have one.

This attitude really rubs me the wrong way for some reason although I can't quite pin down why.
 
2013-07-18 02:17:43 PM
I remember when I was young and naive, and actually believed the Dear Prudence letters were for real...
 
2013-07-18 02:19:32 PM

stonicus: Holy shiat is that just a god awful reply from Prudie... "He's definitely gonna fark her and leave you for her..."


Doesn't sound terribly far-fetched to me.
 
2013-07-18 02:20:50 PM

Allen. The end.: Pud: The first 5 words that come to mind - 18 yrs.of child support.

Yeah,this guy is an idiot. There have been cases in which the father tries to 'sign away rights' in exchange for not paying child support, and they worked about as well as you could imagine...


Yes and no.  It is possible to have it work out legally, at least in some states, but requires going through a doctor.  An informal arrangement isn't going to work.
 
2013-07-18 02:21:18 PM

LandOfChocolate: This attitude really rubs me the wrong way for some reason although I can't quite pin down why.


Self-righteousness tends to do that.
 
2013-07-18 02:25:35 PM

Pud: The first 5 words that come to mind - 18 yrs.of child support.


lol you too huh .
 
2013-07-18 02:26:42 PM

LandOfChocolate: We both want children, but in a world where so many children are without loving homes, I can't imagine having biological offspring when we could provide a wonderful life for children who would never otherwise have one.

This attitude really rubs me the wrong way for some reason although I can't quite pin down why.


Because it's complete bullshiat.  It's cowardice/sloth/insecurity masquerading as some sort of moral crusade.  She probably posts every single self-righteous crap you can dream of in her facebook feed but has never volunteered or given to charity unless her friends were doing it too.
 
2013-07-18 02:26:54 PM

darthaegis: Pud: The first 5 words that come to mind - 18 yrs.of child support.

Exactly!
She can sign whatever he thinks will absolve him of having to pay an say, "I don't need it, I don't want it."

But, at the end of the day, child support is for the benefit of the child, not the parent, and the courts would agree that she can't sign away her child's right to support from the father.


If the judge wants to null and void their contract and force the father to pay child support, even if the parents truly truly don't want to, then nothing stops the mom from getting the child support check for X dollars, then just giving X dollars back to the dad...
 
2013-07-18 02:27:34 PM

LandOfChocolate: We both want children, but in a world where so many children are without loving homes, I can't imagine having biological offspring when we could provide a wonderful life for children who would never otherwise have one.

This attitude really rubs me the wrong way for some reason although I can't quite pin down why.


It violates the concept of natural selection, that's why...
 
2013-07-18 02:28:50 PM

FLMountainMan: LandOfChocolate: We both want children, but in a world where so many children are without loving homes, I can't imagine having biological offspring when we could provide a wonderful life for children who would never otherwise have one.

This attitude really rubs me the wrong way for some reason although I can't quite pin down why.

Because it's complete bullshiat.  It's cowardice/sloth/insecurity masquerading as some sort of moral crusade.  She probably posts every single self-righteous crap you can dream of in her facebook feed but has never volunteered or given to charity unless her friends were doing it too.


Get out of my head!

Thanks for putting in to words what I could not.
 
2013-07-18 02:29:04 PM
In before people start complaining that this wouldn't be an issue if the wife would just get preggo.

Oh, wait.
 
2013-07-18 02:29:54 PM

stonicus: darthaegis: Pud: The first 5 words that come to mind - 18 yrs.of child support.

Exactly!
She can sign whatever he thinks will absolve him of having to pay an say, "I don't need it, I don't want it."

But, at the end of the day, child support is for the benefit of the child, not the parent, and the courts would agree that she can't sign away her child's right to support from the father.

If the judge wants to null and void their contract and force the father to pay child support, even if the parents truly truly don't want to, then nothing stops the mom from getting the child support check for X dollars, then just giving X dollars back to the dad...


I've bolded the problem.  If it's in front of a judge, it's because the womb changed her mind and decided to fark the man over.
 
2013-07-18 02:31:17 PM
As long as he isn't making a direct deposit, I'm not sure what the problem is.

DNRTFA
 
2013-07-18 02:32:40 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-18 02:34:29 PM

meyerkev: Demetrius: What could possibly go wrong??

Pud: The first 5 words that come to mind - 18 yrs.of child support.

Oh, yeah, this.

Was coming to the thread to say this.

Child Support is designed to fark men up the ass with a rusty spork.  Since the money usually never makes it to the kid (or gets pissed away by the mother), it's just wealth transfer to the state.  And since the man can't ever get custody even when the mother is snorting coke in the courtroom, men just get screwed.


Aw, poor baby. Were you stupid enough to stick your dick in cray-cray?
 
2013-07-18 02:40:05 PM
Gah, the ex is a horrible, horrible person, and I'd say the husband is already banging her if he's all up in her business like that. I really would advise the wife to say no to the proposal (and stay the hell away from her) and lose the hangups about having her own with him.

/ex's are nothing but drama
 
2013-07-18 02:44:31 PM

Rhino_man: stonicus: darthaegis: Pud: The first 5 words that come to mind - 18 yrs.of child support.

Exactly!
She can sign whatever he thinks will absolve him of having to pay an say, "I don't need it, I don't want it."

But, at the end of the day, child support is for the benefit of the child, not the parent, and the courts would agree that she can't sign away her child's right to support from the father.

If the judge wants to null and void their contract and force the father to pay child support, even if the parents truly truly don't want to, then nothing stops the mom from getting the child support check for X dollars, then just giving X dollars back to the dad...

I've bolded the problem.  If it's in front of a judge, it's because the womb changed her mind and decided to fark the man over.


I agree with you... but I bolded the part that contains the context to which I had replied, which was the case of agreeable parents and an invasive court system...
 
2013-07-18 03:01:40 PM

FrancoFile: groppet: Shiat this is nothing. My roomate should send her latest drama to Prudie. Makes ya wanna slap her.

Well post in Fark, for crying out loud!
We could use a new weekly feature.


Well ok you asked for it. About two months ago my roomate started dating a new victim, I call them this because the poor suckers dont know what they are in for, Well she tells me a little bit about him he has his own 4 bedroom townhouse and makes about 60k a year which is good for her since the last guy she dated lived with his mom and is going to jail for getting 2 DUIs in a month.
Well she tells me that she wont be home as much and I have to "deal with it" I shrug say "ok" and go back to eating ice cream. Only thing I told her was to make sure she cleaned up after herself and her cat and paid her rent on time. So since then Ive probably only seen her about five or six days. Well monday she is home and hysterical she tells me she is pregnant and she dosent want to keep it, I'm pretty sure she popped a few percs to calm herself down.  She then goes on to tell me more about her guy for some reason he hates me and he has never met me so that means he is as insecure as every other guy she has dated. Yet he lives with a woman that he took in after her relationship melted down and in lieu of rent was banging her. His mother also lives with him, she had a stroke a year ago and has trouble getting around and thats not all throw in a 6 month old and an ex that cheated on him. My roomate sure can pick them. All the while she was gone she would come home once in a while to feed her cat and just adding crap to her hoarder piles which I have been biatching at her to clean up that are all over the common areas my condo. So while she was MIA I cleaned the fark out of the house took all her clothes piled them in front of her door, put tax and insurance stuff in a nice file folder for her. Threw out any paper trash that was around and I found packages of string cheese in some chair cushions,dirty underwear on the kitchen table FFS, what a slob! But the worst I found at the bottom of one of her piles was a lunch bag I gave her and in the bag was black slime. The stench almost made me throw up.
  Well fast forward to monday she is spilling her guts about all this stuff and she wants to go to the grocery store then dosent then she does then she dosent then she does and all the while I'm getting madder. I finally tell her forget it I'm not her servant and that she can go to the store the next time I do. Well princess has a tantrum and says she cant live like this and how dare I touch her stuff and the pot ash that was all over the coffee table was still smokeble and she couldnt live like this anymore and was moving out in september and then she started just beeing real mean and ranting and raving at this point I ignored her. When she calmed down I told her I cleaned because I got tired of living like a farking hoarder and this is MY house not hers she only rents a room from me. And furthermore if she does leave in September she will not be allowed back ever. I said that because she lived with me before and left to go live with a guy out in the boonies of Virginia and she dosent drive and this place is the middle of nowhere. the closest grocery store was 30 miles at least. I left the room open because I knew it wouldnt last and shocker I was right. At this point she did shut the fark up. I guess she was letting it sink in. So I went to bed pissed because I missed Under the Dome. Havent seen or heard from her since. So updates will be pending any questions feel free to ask I may have left some things out by accident.
 
2013-07-18 03:10:20 PM
Don't you people read? Every sperm is sacred. So if his wife doesn't want it, it's got to go to use somewhere else
 
PJ-
2013-07-18 03:12:48 PM

groppet: FrancoFile: groppet: Shiat this is nothing. My roomate should send her latest drama to Prudie. Makes ya wanna slap her.

Well post in Fark, for crying out loud!
We could use a new weekly feature.

Well ok you asked for it. About two months ago my roomate started dating a new victim, I call them this because the poor suckers dont know what they are in for, Well she tells me a little bit about him he has his own 4 bedroom townhouse and makes about 60k a year which is good for her since the last guy she dated lived with his mom and is going to jail for getting 2 DUIs in a month.
Well she tells me that she wont be home as much and I have to "deal with it" I shrug say "ok" and go back to eating ice cream. Only thing I told her was to make sure she cleaned up after herself and her cat and paid her rent on time. So since then Ive probably only seen her about five or six days. Well monday she is home and hysterical she tells me she is pregnant and she dosent want to keep it, I'm pretty sure she popped a few percs to calm herself down.  She then goes on to tell me more about her guy for some reason he hates me and he has never met me so that means he is as insecure as every other guy she has dated. Yet he lives with a woman that he took in after her relationship melted down and in lieu of rent was banging her. His mother also lives with him, she had a stroke a year ago and has trouble getting around and thats not all throw in a 6 month old and an ex that cheated on him. My roomate sure can pick them. All the while she was gone she would come home once in a while to feed her cat and just adding crap to her hoarder piles which I have been biatching at her to clean up that are all over the common areas my condo. So while she was MIA I cleaned the fark out of the house took all her clothes piled them in front of her door, put tax and insurance stuff in a nice file folder for her. Threw out any paper trash that was around and I found packages of string cheese in some chair cushio ...


Is she hot?
 
2013-07-18 03:15:59 PM

Rhino_man: stonicus: darthaegis: Pud: The first 5 words that come to mind - 18 yrs.of child support.

Exactly!
She can sign whatever he thinks will absolve him of having to pay an say, "I don't need it, I don't want it."

But, at the end of the day, child support is for the benefit of the child, not the parent, and the courts would agree that she can't sign away her child's right to support from the father.

If the judge wants to null and void their contract and force the father to pay child support, even if the parents truly truly don't want to, then nothing stops the mom from getting the child support check for X dollars, then just giving X dollars back to the dad...

I've bolded the problem.  If it's in front of a judge, it's because the womb changed her mind and decided to fark the man over.


Not always. Sometimes the judge is the problem.

My ex and I have an informal 50/50 agreement with the kid. When I asked about ammending the papers to make it official I was told by a lawyer that the judge would not allow it. Even though both parents are fine with it and get along the judge will not allow it. She only approves of 60/40 favoring mothers.

We still maintain our own deal to this day.
 
2013-07-18 03:17:09 PM

groppet: FrancoFile: groppet: Shiat this is nothing. My roomate should send her latest drama to Prudie. Makes ya wanna slap her.

Well post in Fark, for crying out loud!
We could use a new weekly feature.

Well ok you asked for it. About two months ago my roomate started dating a new victim, I call them this because the poor suckers dont know what they are in for, Well she tells me a little bit about him he has his own 4 bedroom townhouse and makes about 60k a year which is good for her since the last guy she dated lived with his mom and is going to jail for getting 2 DUIs in a month.
Well she tells me that she wont be home as much and I have to "deal with it" I shrug say "ok" and go back to eating ice cream. Only thing I told her was to make sure she cleaned up after herself and her cat and paid her rent on time. So since then Ive probably only seen her about five or six days. Well monday she is home and hysterical she tells me she is pregnant and she dosent want to keep it, I'm pretty sure she popped a few percs to calm herself down.  She then goes on to tell me more about her guy for some reason he hates me and he has never met me so that means he is as insecure as every other guy she has dated. Yet he lives with a woman that he took in after her relationship melted down and in lieu of rent was banging her. His mother also lives with him, she had a stroke a year ago and has trouble getting around and thats not all throw in a 6 month old and an ex that cheated on him. My roomate sure can pick them. All the while she was gone she would come home once in a while to feed her cat and just adding crap to her hoarder piles which I have been biatching at her to clean up that are all over the common areas my condo. So while she was MIA I cleaned the fark out of the house took all her clothes piled them in front of her door, put tax and insurance stuff in a nice file folder for her. Threw out any paper trash that was around and I found packages of string cheese in some chair cushio ...


Please don't post the next update.
 
2013-07-18 03:17:25 PM

groppet: FrancoFile: groppet: Shiat this is nothing. My roomate should send her latest drama to Prudie. Makes ya wanna slap her.

Well post in Fark, for crying out loud!
We could use a new weekly feature.

Well ok you asked for it. About two months ago my roomate started dating a new victim, I call them this because the poor suckers dont know what they are in for, Well she tells me a little bit about him he has his own 4 bedroom townhouse and makes about 60k a year which is good for her since the last guy she dated lived with his mom and is going to jail for getting 2 DUIs in a month.
Well she tells me that she wont be home as much and I have to "deal with it" I shrug say "ok" and go back to eating ice cream. Only thing I told her was to make sure she cleaned up after herself and her cat and paid her rent on time. So since then Ive probably only seen her about five or six days. Well monday she is home and hysterical she tells me she is pregnant and she dosent want to keep it, I'm pretty sure she popped a few percs to calm herself down.  She then goes on to tell me more about her guy for some reason he hates me and he has never met me so that means he is as insecure as every other guy she has dated. Yet he lives with a woman that he took in after her relationship melted down and in lieu of rent was banging her. His mother also lives with him, she had a stroke a year ago and has trouble getting around and thats not all throw in a 6 month old and an ex that cheated on him. My roomate sure can pick them. All the while she was gone she would come home once in a while to feed her cat and just adding crap to her hoarder piles which I have been biatching at her to clean up that are all over the common areas my condo. So while she was MIA I cleaned the fark out of the house took all her clothes piled them in front of her door, put tax and insurance stuff in a nice file folder for her. Threw out any paper trash that was around and I found packages of string cheese in some chair cushio ...


Your roommate and mine should get together and go bowling...
 
2013-07-18 03:17:34 PM
hcd-1.imgbox.com

Seemed thread appropriate.
 
2013-07-18 03:18:14 PM

PJ-: groppet: FrancoFile: groppet: Shiat this is nothing. My roomate should send her latest drama to Prudie. Makes ya wanna slap her.

Well post in Fark, for crying out loud!
We could use a new weekly feature.

Well ok you asked for it. About two months ago my roomate started dating a new victim, I call them this because the poor suckers dont know what they are in for, Well she tells me a little bit about him he has his own 4 bedroom townhouse and makes about 60k a year which is good for her since the last guy she dated lived with his mom and is going to jail for getting 2 DUIs in a month.
Well she tells me that she wont be home as much and I have to "deal with it" I shrug say "ok" and go back to eating ice cream. Only thing I told her was to make sure she cleaned up after herself and her cat and paid her rent on time. So since then Ive probably only seen her about five or six days. Well monday she is home and hysterical she tells me she is pregnant and she dosent want to keep it, I'm pretty sure she popped a few percs to calm herself down.  She then goes on to tell me more about her guy for some reason he hates me and he has never met me so that means he is as insecure as every other guy she has dated. Yet he lives with a woman that he took in after her relationship melted down and in lieu of rent was banging her. His mother also lives with him, she had a stroke a year ago and has trouble getting around and thats not all throw in a 6 month old and an ex that cheated on him. My roomate sure can pick them. All the while she was gone she would come home once in a while to feed her cat and just adding crap to her hoarder piles which I have been biatching at her to clean up that are all over the common areas my condo. So while she was MIA I cleaned the fark out of the house took all her clothes piled them in front of her door, put tax and insurance stuff in a nice file folder for her. Threw out any paper trash that was around and I found packages of string cheese in some cha ...


Well when I first met her about 10 years ago she was very hot in the last 7 months she has taken a steep decline. Damn my post got cut off teh real good shiat too. jeezle!
 
PJ-
2013-07-18 03:23:17 PM

groppet: Well when I first met her about 10 years ago she was very hot in the last 7 months she has taken a steep decline. Damn my post got cut off teh real good shiat too. jeezle!


Makes sense, the less hot a female roomate gets, the less a guy will put up with.

There is nothing more sad than a former hottie acting like she is still hot and thinks she can get away with everything.
 
2013-07-18 03:36:39 PM

meyerkev: Demetrius: What could possibly go wrong??

Pud: The first 5 words that come to mind - 18 yrs.of child support.

Oh, yeah, this.

Was coming to the thread to say this.

Child Support is designed to fark men up the ass with a rusty spork.  Since the money usually never makes it to the kid (or gets pissed away by the mother), it's just wealth transfer to the state.  And since the man can't ever get custody even when the mother is snorting coke in the courtroom, men just get screwed.


Bitter? I know plenty of men who have custody. I share custody of my kid's with my ex and that money goes to my kid's needs!

But I agree that the idea of this woman's husband donating sperm to his ex would 100% result in child support or her husband leaving her for his ex.
 
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