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2013-07-18 12:50:57 PM
I hope I'm not the only one picturing Nick Swardson in Reno 911.
 
2013-07-18 12:52:17 PM
He loves goooooold.
It's not easy being fabulous.
 
2013-07-18 12:52:39 PM
The gold model is better than the silver model:

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2013-07-18 12:52:47 PM
Macklemore'd
 
2013-07-18 12:53:28 PM
Gold lamé shorts = attention whore
 
2013-07-18 12:53:28 PM
After seeing the picture, not only should he have been denied entry, he should have been smacked around a bit too.
 
2013-07-18 12:54:50 PM
If wearing gold lame' shorts is wrong....I don't want to be right.

They're understated and don't shout, "Look at me, look at me!"
 
2013-07-18 12:55:26 PM
Gold shorts guy to the owner, "Your store could use some fixing."
 
2013-07-18 12:56:32 PM

Gunny Highway: Gold shorts guy to the owner, "Your store could use some fixing."


Mojo Nixon?
 
2013-07-18 12:56:59 PM
Never gonna give you up, gold shorts.

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2013-07-18 12:57:48 PM
And at no point in the story could they have explained what part of the dress code he did not meet?  I can only assume the dress code didn't say "No Metallic Shorts."
 
2013-07-18 12:58:03 PM
If you're cool enough to be wearing those shorts you shouldn't be going to farking Mojo's. I love GR but that place is near the bottom of the list.
 
2013-07-18 12:58:56 PM
It's one thing to say he wasn't clearly violating their dress code, it's another thing to claim discrimination.   What a tool.
 
2013-07-18 12:59:19 PM

Gunny Highway: Gold shorts guy to the owner, "Your store could use some fixing."


Nice!
 
2013-07-18 12:59:34 PM
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2013-07-18 01:02:23 PM
I live in GR.  Go ahead and let him in to Mojos so he's less likely to cross my path somewhere I'd actually want to be.

/Guess I'm not fashion foward.
 
2013-07-18 01:07:40 PM
Quote from the lame-wearing muppet in TFA: "I guess you can call me a fashion expert."

You guess wrong. You look absolutely ridiculous. I would call you a fashion victim, not an expert.
 
2013-07-18 01:09:00 PM
You cannot have The Mango!
 
2013-07-18 01:11:18 PM
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2013-07-18 01:16:07 PM
....can't....suppress...urge....to....punch
 
2013-07-18 01:18:04 PM

Parkanzky: I live in GR.  Go ahead and let him in to Mojos so he's less likely to cross my path somewhere I'd actually want to be.

/Guess I'm not fashion foward.


I only glanced at the article but I noticed they mentioned B.O.B, another horrible place to go.
 
2013-07-18 01:19:39 PM
1. Wear something stupid to a place with a dress code
2. Blog about how you refused their effort to make amends for initial shock.
3. Profit
 
2013-07-18 01:21:19 PM
differentiate between "a dress code violation and an individual expressing oneself in an innocently creative manner."

Uhm, what? Since when is "I'm expressing myself!" a valid excuse for ignoring a dress code. I thought the whole point of a dress code was to keep such ridiculousness to a bare minimum.

It should be noted that this is not the first bar my wardrobe has been an issue

Then maybe - now, I'm just spitballin' here - just maybe, you should either stop dressing like an idiot or start attending places that accept people dressed like idiots.

Just a thought.

/I'm just expressing myself
 
2013-07-18 01:23:31 PM

FrancoFile: Gold lamé shorts = attention whore


= Flaming Queer, regardless of your arbitrary choice of gender alignment.
 
2013-07-18 01:27:08 PM

austerity101: And at no point in the story could they have explained what part of the dress code he did not meet?  I can only assume the dress code didn't say "No Metallic Shorts."


He violated the "Doorman thinks you look like a douchebag" part.
 
2013-07-18 01:38:27 PM
The guy lives in Grand Rapids, Michigan, for cripes sake. This is his idea of an outrage.

He should move to a real urban center if he wants to be "edgy."
 
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2013-07-18 01:40:00 PM
I lived in GR for 5 years. That bar is horrible, and I don't ever remember there being a dress code. Honestly, they need a douche code.
 
2013-07-18 01:41:00 PM
www.emanuellevy.com

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to DANCE!"
 
2013-07-18 01:41:42 PM
look at me i'm an attention whore!  and oh yeah, here is my blog you should go visit...
 
2013-07-18 01:42:01 PM
Bar owner could have come out of this looking much better if he had issued a statement to the effect of "We apologize for barring this particular individual because of his attire. We should have refused entry (and will, in the future) based solely on the fact that he is a raging douchebag.  Thank you. - The management"
 
2013-07-18 01:44:13 PM
www.stumptuous.com

pray for mojo's
 
2013-07-18 01:45:17 PM
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2013-07-18 01:59:41 PM
Just another farking attention whore looking for a handout. If he weren't, he would have shut his farking mouth and went in the club when the manager came out and told him he could come in. All he wanted to do was turn it into a farking race issue and try to get something for free out of it. fark Trayvon Martin.
 
2013-07-18 02:02:31 PM
I remember years ago in NYC when I used to go to Limelight. I had been many times, always in something like jeans and a t-shirt, with no problems. One night I was on my way in and ran into a doorman. He was dressed in black patent-leather lederhosen with no shirt, was bald and wearing sunglasses and combat boots. He turned me away for "not meeting the dress code". I laughed in his freakish face and went to The Building, where I had a great time. Sounds like Mr. GoldShorts would have been allowed right in.
 
2013-07-18 02:17:42 PM
Thinking that Mr. Parker either needs to wear big boy pants so he can pull them up or go to the Apartment.


/ not LBGT
// Alway know where the gay bars are; it's a straight thing.
/// Originally from G.R.
 
2013-07-18 02:40:40 PM

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pray for mojo's



I'm too busy praying for Omarion.
 
2013-07-18 03:24:12 PM
Am I old or is he dressed like a gay douche.
 
2013-07-18 03:33:15 PM
What the owner may look like.
 
2013-07-18 03:38:00 PM
What the owner may look like.

i262.photobucket.com

/Now with actual picture goodness.
//Hopefully.
 
2013-07-18 04:02:07 PM
 
2013-07-18 05:44:46 PM
It isn't the shorts. It's the shoes and socks.
 
2013-07-18 06:55:25 PM

binkle: Gunny Highway: Gold shorts guy to the owner, "Your store could use some fixing."

Mojo Nixon?


He don't work here.
 
2013-07-18 10:08:08 PM
as a resident of the city I will say that his first mistake was wanting to get in to Mojo's. but then again he appears to be a 21 year old that believes domestic light beer and crowds singing "Piano Man" and "Sweet Caroline" is the best thing evar.
 
2013-07-19 01:27:28 PM
I was just in Grand Rapids downtown last weekend,  I ate at Bartertown.
It seems like the downtown is trying to go full Portland
...Never go full Portland.
 
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