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2013-07-18 01:05:20 PM  
13 votes:
img194.imageshack.us
2013-07-18 01:16:24 PM  
6 votes:
cdn.thegist.com
youchew.net

img.gawkerassets.com
img.tgdaily.net
2013-07-18 01:09:31 PM  
4 votes:
img.gawkerassets.com 1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-07-18 01:10:10 PM  
3 votes:
Who is this Stan guy those chicks are lezing out over?
2013-07-18 12:48:11 PM  
3 votes:
Wow. I... okay.

The, uh... yeah. It's...

/...
2013-07-18 12:24:32 PM  
3 votes:
I actually LOL'd at the part about Fred Phelp's mom now being gay in the afterlife. Now that's how you do silly.
2013-07-18 03:50:13 PM  
2 votes:
I always thought Satan would be taller.

cdn.thegist.com
2013-07-18 03:45:46 PM  
2 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

THis was supposed to be in my previous post. Fark you 404.
2013-07-18 02:43:37 PM  
2 votes:

xanadian: ehh...it's more like "moderate-high trolling."  Still kinda funny.  In a douchebag-y kind of way...  Kind of like when you draw dicks on the face of your passed-out frat bro who had 1 Jaeger-bomb too many.


You can't troll a master troll. He knows all the moves. Fred Phelps isn't bothered by this.

But it was still pretty funny.

[Scene opens in Heaven, an all-white modestly decorated studio apartment]
[Cathy Johnson, Fred Phelp's mom, sits in a chair watching television]
[there is a knock on the door]
[Cathy opens the door, and an angel with a clip board walks in]

Angel: "I'm sorry, Mrs. Johnson, but you are being sent down to Hell now."
Cathy: "What!? But why?"
Angel: "Well, you see...there was a certain Satanic ritual performed over your grave and..."
Cathy: "Satanists?! What kind of ritual?!"
Angel: "Well...have you noticed that you have been sexually attracted to women in the past few hours?"
Cathy: "What?! No!"
Angel: "It might take a few hours for the ritual to take full effect. Regardless...we have a strict policy here in Heaven - NO HOMOSEXUALS. I'm sorry, but the Satanists have turned you gay. There's nothing that we can do."
Cathy: "This is ridiculous! Why on Earth would Satanists..."
Angel: "...yes, I think you know why."
Cathy: "Haven't I suffered in purgatory long enough for my sins of mothering Freddy? And now this?"
Angel: "Yes, we all wish that you had been a better mother. Alas. Anyhow...please pack up your personal belongings. There will be a car to pick you up in a half hour."
2013-07-18 12:48:30 PM  
2 votes:
Normally I'd say this is asinine, juvenile and disrespectful. In this case, come on he's practically BEGGING for this sort of thing.

Also, I don't know who originally said it, I believe it was a Farker, but Phelps' funeral is going to look like freaking burning man.
2013-07-19 10:18:38 AM  
1 votes:

hej: Can we stop arguing about lesbian culture, and get back to laughing about this guy posing with his sack on the grave of Fred Phelps' mother?


www.hotflick.net

WHO PUT THEIR NUTS WHERE??
hej
2013-07-19 09:21:49 AM  
1 votes:
Can we stop arguing about lesbian culture, and get back to laughing about this guy posing with his sack on the grave of Fred Phelps' mother?
2013-07-18 06:47:20 PM  
1 votes:

Wall_of_Doodoo: I actually LOL'd at the part about Fred Phelp's mom now being gay in the afterlife. Now that's how you do silly.


Except no one's going to buy it as being legitimate.  Gay Satanists?  Seriously?

What we REALLY need to do is get some Mormons to do a "proxy baptism" for the WBC folks so that they become Mormons in the afterlife, with the full support of the Mormon church behind it.  THAT'S how you do maximum trolling.
2013-07-18 04:04:50 PM  
1 votes:
ShaggyMarrs: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 256x192]

THis was supposed to be in my previous post. Fark you 404.


Yay blood orgy
2013-07-18 03:53:09 PM  
1 votes:
static.comicvine.comwww.gkworld.com
/So, Yes.
2013-07-18 03:43:19 PM  
1 votes:
Hail Satan!
2013-07-18 03:39:58 PM  
1 votes:

pdee: Your wrong there are thousands if not millions of satanists. They are organized and dangerous. I have an expert witness right here.


they all live in Al Capone's vault lol
2013-07-18 03:36:36 PM  
1 votes:

Martian_Astronomer: pedobearapproved: Z-clipped: Hobodeluxe: yeah stooping to their level doesn't make you look good.

They're Satanists.  I don't think "looking good" is high on their list of priorities. I mean, haven't these guys pretty much been trolling christians since the the Enlightenment?

There are no such things as actual satanists. It's just a name people throw out to try and get attention.

I'm pretty sure there are, but the vast majority of them are the rebelling 14-year-old children of Southern Baptist ministers.


Your wrong there are thousands if not millions of satanists.  They are organized and dangerous.  I have an expert witness right here.

www.mediabistro.com
2013-07-18 03:21:32 PM  
1 votes:

Hobodeluxe: yeah stooping to their level doesn't make you look good.


If they were concerned about "looking good", they wouldn't be Satanists. They'd be Scientologists.
2013-07-18 02:20:08 PM  
1 votes:

YoOjo: Phelps is in the closet, no-one makes this much noise about anything without being it.


for example:

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2013-07-18 01:56:29 PM  
1 votes:
2013-07-18 01:49:23 PM  
1 votes:
First I was like, "That's awesome!" And then I was like, "Church of Satan? WTF?"

24.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-18 01:46:55 PM  
1 votes:

stonicus: All religions are just "made up".


now now.  let's keep reality out of this.
2013-07-18 01:28:57 PM  
1 votes:

Gunny Highway: I have never meat a Satanist.  Where do these people exist?


The first Satanists were described in Song of Roland. They are Muhammedans that worship Termagant and Apollo, and stand for everything we don't.
2013-07-18 01:24:52 PM  
1 votes:

semiotix: YoOjo: Phelps is in the closet, no-one makes this much noise about anything without being it.

I actually don't think so. It's (seriously) not the only reason people go full-Phelps-homophobe, and I'd just as soon believe I don't share any urges with him whatsoever.


Yeah, I find it a dumb insult. it's not like Klan members secretly wish they were black. they're just assholes.
2013-07-18 01:23:12 PM  
1 votes:

pedobearapproved: There are no such things as actual satanists.


upload.wikimedia.org
Say that to my face, punk.
2013-07-18 01:20:36 PM  
1 votes:
Hobodeluxe: yeah stooping to their level doesn't make you look good.

They're Satanists.  I don't think "looking good" is high on their list of priorities. I mean, haven't these guys pretty much been trolling christians since the the Enlightenment?

No, really just 1966... Anton LaVey really just made the whole "satanist" thing up...


Are you implying made up bullshiat counts against the legitimacy of a religion?
2013-07-18 01:19:04 PM  
1 votes:
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic with a satanist?

People that sell thier souls to Santa.
2013-07-18 01:10:57 PM  
1 votes:
Well I'll say it for the hundredth time "Thank god for the Church of Satan!"
2013-07-18 01:10:54 PM  
1 votes:
Whenever social conservative Rick Santorum types start whining about persecution and about how the government if about to start rounding up all Christians who speak out against gays, there's really only one retort that you need:

"Fred Phelps is still a free man."
2013-07-18 01:03:04 PM  
1 votes:

dusty15893: Meh..

Would been better if the two lesbians were scissoring on grave


And,  technically, I think that's what they had to do to turn Phelps' mother gay in the afterlife.  I'm pretty sure that the ceremony they performed just made her confused and a little bit curious.  Definitely need scissoring to turn her gay.
2013-07-18 01:02:42 PM  
1 votes:

BishopHatto: Freddy doesn't love his mother.


Especially not now that she's one of them there lesbymens.

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"Now kiss!"
2013-07-18 01:00:59 PM  
1 votes:
Am I the only one who didn't bother to RTFA?

img.gawkerassets.com

I'd put a stiff in THEIR coffins.
2013-07-18 12:55:51 PM  
1 votes:
Meh..

Would been better if the two lesbians were scissoring on grave
2013-07-18 12:51:33 PM  
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-18 12:50:07 PM  
1 votes:

Random Anonymous Blackmail: So where does the horned head gear come in ... maybe I don't need to know.


Double ender for the lesbians

nekom: Also, I don't know who originally said it, I believe it was a Farker, but Phelps' funeral is going to look like freaking burning man.


I already told the wife, get the antibiotics and drugs ready because that's a party I ain't missing
2013-07-18 12:37:09 PM  
1 votes:
Nice.
2013-07-18 12:14:20 PM  
1 votes:
Well South Park already proved Satan was gay and now we also know he uses it for good!

/thank God for Satan?
 
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