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2013-07-18 03:07:54 PM

ciberido: Wall_of_Doodoo: I actually LOL'd at the part about Fred Phelp's mom now being gay in the afterlife. Now that's how you do silly.

Pretty sure the Mormons pioneered that move.


Oh I know about baptism by proxy, but homo-iffying by proxy is just so much more awesome.
 
2013-07-18 03:09:07 PM

freewill: BishopHatto: Freddy doesn't love his mother.

Especially not now that she's one of them there lesbymens.

[img.gawkerassets.com image 850x478]

"Now kiss!"



memeorama.com
 
2013-07-18 03:11:47 PM
Taking bets on first major politician to use this as proof of the evils of gay marriage.

/They can even gayify you after your dead!
 
2013-07-18 03:13:38 PM

Sofa King Smart: YoOjo: Phelps is in the closet, no-one makes this much noise about anything without being it.

for example:

: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 181x278]


All Cathy did was express his personal views to a few two-bit religious blogs. He didn't make a lot of noise about it. He also donated money to groups that he felt was in line with his beliefs, that's not making a lot of noise.

Who actually made a lot of noise about it were groups trying to tell people how to think, and it backfired miserably. Chik-Fil-A pretty much sold out their stock, even with extra trucks coming in, drive through lines were wrapped around the block, and people happily waited for 2+hours to show their support, not for Cathy's personal viewpoints, but for his right to say what he believes.

I was one of those people, I'm a stone-cold atheist, and an advocate of gay rights...but I'm farking sick and tired of people telling other people what to believe, and what they should say and not say.
 
2013-07-18 03:13:55 PM
Do what thou wilt?
 
2013-07-18 03:14:17 PM

frepnog: Leo Bloom's Freakout: jakomo002: I'm sure Satan probably doesn't like the gheys.

Other than the "sin" of sodomy, they're usually super nice people, which probably pisses him off.

Actually, given Satan's M.O. as the great deceiver, it would be fine. We wants damned souls, however it comes about. If you can live a life of appearing to be good and entice others into your ways just to get them to commit that *one* act that condemns them for eternity, perfect. So many depictions of Satan show him as a beast and monster. More likely he would be the most attractive, likable, seducer ever.

To put it another way, he is lawful evil with pure charisma stats. He will use the rules and the system to corrupt and break you so that those same rules make you his.

/Not endorsing the point of view, but clarifying the concept of Satan/Lucifer.

and that has dick-all to do with La Veyan Satanism.  La Veyan Satanism basically says that there ARE no "deities".  We are our OWN gods.  He called it Satanism to be shocking.  It is really just humanism with some dogma attached because as he said, "humans like dogma".


Yeah, I was thinking I still hadn't been as clear as I meant. Agreed on La Veyan Satanism, good definition there.

I meant more a belief in Satan/Lucifer, etc. being real, i.e. Christian mythos. I was not meaning to endorse those who think the devil is real and can possess or seduce people, or that transgressions damn people to an existence of torture.
 
2013-07-18 03:19:51 PM

tnpir: Nice.


Usually, Satanists are kinda dour and have to have the joke explained to them. Good job, Lucifer.

/finish the "ceremony" with a ritual buggering/carpet munch over the headstone, maybe?
 
2013-07-18 03:21:32 PM

Hobodeluxe: yeah stooping to their level doesn't make you look good.


If they were concerned about "looking good", they wouldn't be Satanists. They'd be Scientologists.
 
2013-07-18 03:31:38 PM

Leo Bloom's Freakout: frepnog: Leo Bloom's Freakout: jakomo002: I'm sure Satan probably doesn't like the gheys.

Other than the "sin" of sodomy, they're usually super nice people, which probably pisses him off.

Actually, given Satan's M.O. as the great deceiver, it would be fine. We wants damned souls, however it comes about. If you can live a life of appearing to be good and entice others into your ways just to get them to commit that *one* act that condemns them for eternity, perfect. So many depictions of Satan show him as a beast and monster. More likely he would be the most attractive, likable, seducer ever.

To put it another way, he is lawful evil with pure charisma stats. He will use the rules and the system to corrupt and break you so that those same rules make you his.

/Not endorsing the point of view, but clarifying the concept of Satan/Lucifer.

and that has dick-all to do with La Veyan Satanism.  La Veyan Satanism basically says that there ARE no "deities".  We are our OWN gods.  He called it Satanism to be shocking.  It is really just humanism with some dogma attached because as he said, "humans like dogma".

Yeah, I was thinking I still hadn't been as clear as I meant. Agreed on La Veyan Satanism, good definition there.

I meant more a belief in Satan/Lucifer, etc. being real, i.e. Christian mythos. I was not meaning to endorse those who think the devil is real and can possess or seduce people, or that transgressions damn people to an existence of torture.


heh.  ya.  THOSE people.
/magic ain't real, folks.  no fairies, no demons, no gods or devils, no unicorms or leprechauns and sure ain't no ghosts.

//unicorms
 
2013-07-18 03:36:26 PM

doubled99: No.  They really do hate people.  They have made very little on any lawsuit or settlements.  Let's not excuse their hate and hypocrisy with ignorance.


Wrong.

They are professional trolls, in the truest sense of the word. Any lack of success at their lawsuits only speaks to their lack of legal expertise.
Don't let naivete cloud your judgement and fall into their trap.They are to be shrugged at and ignored.


Show me this significant sums of money they have made?  You won't find any, but please do try to find the gold this Leprechaun has produce at the end of his rainbow of lawsuits.
 
2013-07-18 03:36:36 PM

Martian_Astronomer: pedobearapproved: Z-clipped: Hobodeluxe: yeah stooping to their level doesn't make you look good.

They're Satanists.  I don't think "looking good" is high on their list of priorities. I mean, haven't these guys pretty much been trolling christians since the the Enlightenment?

There are no such things as actual satanists. It's just a name people throw out to try and get attention.

I'm pretty sure there are, but the vast majority of them are the rebelling 14-year-old children of Southern Baptist ministers.


Your wrong there are thousands if not millions of satanists.  They are organized and dangerous.  I have an expert witness right here.

www.mediabistro.com
 
2013-07-18 03:39:37 PM

Evil High Priest: Magnus: D135: nekom: Normally I'd say this is asinine, juvenile and disrespectful. In this case, come on he's practically BEGGING for this sort of thing.

WBC trolls people by saying shiat they don't believe, hoping to earn revenue from legal action.

This satanist group is also saying shiat they don't believe, hoping to troll the WBC.

Unfortunately the WBC doesn't actually believe in shait so, while funny, I doubt it will actually accomplish sufficient trolling.

/That being said, I laughed pretty hard at the whole "your dead mom is now gay and likely banished to hell" bit.  You may get some faux outrage there.
//Overall I give them a 6/10

No.  They really do hate people.  They have made very little on any lawsuit or settlements.  Let's not excuse their hate and hypocrisy with ignorance.

Can't it be both? Maybe they really do hate people, and also make a bunch of money off of their lawsuits. Now I'm curious though.


Ok.  My point is, that they have NOT made any money (or at least very little money) on these lawsuits.  How can it be both if the second option lacks any actual monies?  If they have not made any money, then why do they do this?  Simple answer:  true believers.  Why is that so hard to believe?
 
2013-07-18 03:39:58 PM

pdee: Your wrong there are thousands if not millions of satanists. They are organized and dangerous. I have an expert witness right here.


they all live in Al Capone's vault lol
 
2013-07-18 03:43:19 PM
Hail Satan!
 
2013-07-18 03:45:03 PM

ShaggyMarrs: Hail Satan!


Sail Haitian!
 
2013-07-18 03:45:46 PM
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THis was supposed to be in my previous post. Fark you 404.
 
2013-07-18 03:48:01 PM

Z-clipped: Magnus: Z-clipped: Magnus: They are NOT making money off this "thing" of theirs. They really believe it. That's worse than doing it for money.

I'm actually not sure which is worse.

I am.  But, that's just my opinion.

I think that you have to be mentally ill to get right and wrong that thoroughly mixed up.  And I tend to have a degree of pity for people who are truly sick.  Not enough that I forgive their behavior mind you, but enough that I don't get as angry about it.

I mean, if they weren't so litigious and big in the media... if people shunned them as thoroughly as they should and Phelps were so poor that he was forgoing meals in order to stage his protests... wouldn't you feel less angry, and more "disgusted pity" for him?  Picture Phelps with scurvy and three teeth, ranting faithfully to nobody on a soapbox in Bumfark, Kansas, and then picture him with gold teeth and a private jet chuckling to himself that "everybody bought the act" while his cause is picked up and carried on by thousands of brainwashed fundies.   One of those scenarios makes me a lot angrier than the other.


The outcome remains the same in this case, whether hate of greed.  I don't want to speak to any scenarios outside of this one.

Is he mentally ill?  Probably not in the truest sense of the term.  Are his family members mentally ill?  Same answer.

I look at his motives.  He obviously is not doing it for money because he hasn't sought nor received very much money in all his litigious years.  His motive is hate.  I don't rank greed as some form of immoral or sinful state in and of itself.  Unwarranted hate, on the other hand, I do.

But, if this is just a marketing campaign for his law business, you may win the motive guessing game.  I am skeptical of that idea, though.

But, once again, just my opinion on the top ten most disgusting and immoral behaviors.
 
2013-07-18 03:50:13 PM
I always thought Satan would be taller.

cdn.thegist.com
 
2013-07-18 03:53:08 PM

Sofa King Smart: YoOjo: Phelps is in the closet, no-one makes this much noise about anything without being it.

for example:

: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 181x278]


That image is backwards, got the original?
 
2013-07-18 03:53:09 PM
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/So, Yes.
 
2013-07-18 03:54:09 PM

chachi88: Do what

Love as thou wilt?

FTFY
 
2013-07-18 03:54:21 PM
FAB-U-LOUS!!
 
2013-07-18 04:04:50 PM
ShaggyMarrs: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 256x192]

THis was supposed to be in my previous post. Fark you 404.


Yay blood orgy
 
2013-07-18 04:11:40 PM
Yeah. Trolling doesn't get more maximum than this.
 
2013-07-18 04:33:53 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Fano: The first Satanists were described in Song of Roland.

I had to read that, over twenty years ago, in college. As I recall now, it's what you'd get if you turned the movie "300" into an epic poem: something short on plot and character development, but long on violent confrontation. It must have been the Medieval version of an action movie. Just stanza after stanza of characters getting "cleaved through the head down to the hauberk" and descriptions of the two halves of their heads just being held together by little strings of muscle until they both plopped down to the ground. It read like a snuff film. I'm sure I'm misremembering it, but all I recall was just gore-splattering death after gore-splattering death. Why this hasn't been made into a movie, I have no idea.


So, if you're like me, here's the link to Moncrieff's public domain translation at PG
 
2013-07-18 04:57:57 PM

carnifex2005: carnifex2005: Sorry, but THIS is maximum trolling.

/ Context.

Oops.  http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1ijwwc/nsfw_4chan_catches_owner_ o f_pizzeria_masturbating/


oh my.  I was looking for a way to kill about an hour and you, dear Sir or Madam, have really come through for me!

Santa Bless you!
 
2013-07-18 05:01:48 PM
What, no Hero tag for this headline?

Seriously, when you face true evil (WBC), sometimes you gotta go maximum troll.

/salutes the people in the story.
 
2013-07-18 05:30:36 PM

Prevailing Wind: Come on Satanists...I expected so much better from them.

In other news...did anyone else want to stick their dick inbetween the lesbianists kissing?


They did seem to be particularly hot lesbians - and since they are satanist I suspect they are will to swing both ways.
 
2013-07-18 05:48:43 PM

frepnog: ciberido: frepnog: give those lesbian chicks a couple years.  one will be married to a man, the other will likely be engrossed heavily in Christianity.  the gay dudes will likely just still be gay dudes.

Maybe you should go cure them with your magic penis.

maybe I should stop being right about it.

/I keep calling it.  Anne Heche.  Amber Heard. quite a few others.  gay men seem to stay gay.  young attractive "gay" women often tend to stop being gay.  wonder why that is?  I believe that there are gay women out there, yes. I have nothing against gay people.  It just seems that there are quite a few lesbians out there that stop being lesbian, and public lesbians even more so.

//unless they are Rosie.  heh.


Every lesbian is just one good deep dicking from a Real Man away from being straight.
 
2013-07-18 06:47:20 PM

Wall_of_Doodoo: I actually LOL'd at the part about Fred Phelp's mom now being gay in the afterlife. Now that's how you do silly.


Except no one's going to buy it as being legitimate.  Gay Satanists?  Seriously?

What we REALLY need to do is get some Mormons to do a "proxy baptism" for the WBC folks so that they become Mormons in the afterlife, with the full support of the Mormon church behind it.  THAT'S how you do maximum trolling.
 
2013-07-18 06:55:26 PM

Mouser: Wall_of_Doodoo: I actually LOL'd at the part about Fred Phelp's mom now being gay in the afterlife. Now that's how you do silly.

Except no one's going to buy it as being legitimate.  Gay Satanists?  Seriously?

What we REALLY need to do is get some Mormons to do a "proxy baptism" for the WBC folks so that they become Mormons in the afterlife, with the full support of the Mormon church behind it.  THAT'S how you do maximum trolling.


askmarcbarrett.com

/Hot
 
2013-07-18 06:56:03 PM

Fano: frepnog: ciberido: frepnog: give those lesbian chicks a couple years.  one will be married to a man, the other will likely be engrossed heavily in Christianity.  the gay dudes will likely just still be gay dudes.

Maybe you should go cure them with your magic penis.

maybe I should stop being right about it.

/I keep calling it.  Anne Heche.  Amber Heard. quite a few others.  gay men seem to stay gay.  young attractive "gay" women often tend to stop being gay.  wonder why that is?  I believe that there are gay women out there, yes. I have nothing against gay people.  It just seems that there are quite a few lesbians out there that stop being lesbian, and public lesbians even more so.

//unless they are Rosie.  heh.

Every lesbian is just one good deep dicking from a Real Man away from being straight.


If you can deny that many public lesbians end up with men then you are simply denying reality. Anne Heche was a well known lesbian.... Until she wasn't. Amber Heard came out as a lesbian and claimed it... Until she retconned her statements and well wasn't. They are not the only well known lesbians that suddenly weren't any longer. All the bull about deep dickings doesn' t change that fact. Ellen Degeneres and Rosie are about the only ones that remain. Truth is what it is.... And I stand behind the statement that in a couple years if we could track down these two here satanic lesbians you will find at least one has married a man. I could be wrong of course... But I keep being right about these things.
 
2013-07-18 07:03:04 PM

Magnus: Ok, the is plausible. I'd like to see proof as I am skeptical of this claim, but it is plausible. No, I am not asking you to provide a site source. I'll try to find out for myself. I just hadn't seen this claim and it would be worth looking into.


Yeah, I never really bothered to look into it. It does seem plausible though. You never really hear about a payout, and scummy people seem to generally make for good lawyers. I may not like Sleezy McSleezerton, Esq. as a person, but I might just give him a ring if I'm in legal trouble.
 
2013-07-18 07:29:08 PM

Fano: Every lesbian is just one good deep dicking from a Real Man away from being straight.


It's true. However, as it turns out, the same is true for straight men being turned gay.

/dammit Steve
 
2013-07-18 09:33:19 PM

Magnus: I don't rank greed as some form of immoral or sinful state in and of itself.


Ahh.. I absolutely do.  That would explain our difference of opinion.

frepnog: If you can deny that many public lesbians end up with men then you are simply denying reality.


Portia de Rossi is a "famous lesbian".  Ellen Degeneres is a "famous lesbian".  Amber Heard had one relationship with a woman in her entire life, and Anne Heche was a sexually abused child of two wacko Christian fundies (one of whom was gay and died of AIDS, while the other became a pray-the-gay-away "therapist") who had a complete psychotic break after dating one woman in her entire life.

The words "confirmation bias" are key to your view of lesbians, as are the words "bisexual erasure".
 
2013-07-18 10:46:07 PM
I didn't read the thread but I have exactly one word that I'd like to use to describe this:

Beautiful.

/that is all
//no, really, that is all
/it's a beautiful thing
 
2013-07-18 11:11:38 PM

frepnog: ciberido: frepnog: give those lesbian chicks a couple years.  one will be married to a man, the other will likely be engrossed heavily in Christianity.  the gay dudes will likely just still be gay dudes.

Maybe you should go cure them with your magic penis.

maybe I should stop being right about it.


farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-19 01:09:40 AM
HERO tag.
 
2013-07-19 08:17:29 AM

ciberido: frepnog: ciberido: frepnog: give those lesbian chicks a couple years.  one will be married to a man, the other will likely be engrossed heavily in Christianity.  the gay dudes will likely just still be gay dudes.

Maybe you should go cure them with your magic penis.

maybe I should stop being right about it.

[farm5.staticflickr.com image 500x460]


laugh all you want.  follow up on this in a couple years if you can, and if you can determine who the ladies in this article actually were.

because I'm telling you...  at least one of them will be married to a dude.  mark my words.

//it's funny because it's true, and as much as you might think otherwise in your head, you know it.  hehe.
 
hej
2013-07-19 09:21:49 AM
Can we stop arguing about lesbian culture, and get back to laughing about this guy posing with his sack on the grave of Fred Phelps' mother?
 
2013-07-19 09:22:24 AM

Magnus: Evil High Priest: Magnus: D135: nekom: Normally I'd say this is asinine, juvenile and disrespectful. In this case, come on he's practically BEGGING for this sort of thing.

WBC trolls people by saying shiat they don't believe, hoping to earn revenue from legal action.

This satanist group is also saying shiat they don't believe, hoping to troll the WBC.

Unfortunately the WBC doesn't actually believe in shait so, while funny, I doubt it will actually accomplish sufficient trolling.

/That being said, I laughed pretty hard at the whole "your dead mom is now gay and likely banished to hell" bit.  You may get some faux outrage there.
//Overall I give them a 6/10

No.  They really do hate people.  They have made very little on any lawsuit or settlements.  Let's not excuse their hate and hypocrisy with ignorance.

Can't it be both? Maybe they really do hate people, and also make a bunch of money off of their lawsuits. Now I'm curious though.

Ok.  My point is, that they have NOT made any money (or at least very little money) on these lawsuits.  How can it be both if the second option lacks any actual monies?  If they have not made any money, then why do they do this?  Simple answer:  true believers.  Why is that so hard to believe?


I assumed the WBC must be some sort of scam or at the very least public theatre / meta social commentary.
I guess I just didn't want to believe there are people in this world that are so ignorant and hate filled.
 
2013-07-19 10:18:38 AM

hej: Can we stop arguing about lesbian culture, and get back to laughing about this guy posing with his sack on the grave of Fred Phelps' mother?


www.hotflick.net

WHO PUT THEIR NUTS WHERE??
 
2013-07-19 11:08:53 AM

frepnog: And I stand behind the statement that in a couple years if we could track down these two here satanic lesbians you will find at least one has married a man. I could be wrong of course... But I keep being right about these things.


It's plenty plausible; womens' sexuality is generally more fluid than mens'.
 
2013-07-19 11:31:19 AM

ciberido: frepnog: give those lesbian chicks a couple years.  one will be married to a man, the other will likely be engrossed heavily in Christianity.  the gay dudes will likely just still be gay dudes.

Maybe you should go cure them with your magic penis.


wiseacre-gardens.com

Hmph, magic penis...
 
2013-07-19 12:47:09 PM

Gaseous Anomaly: frepnog: And I stand behind the statement that in a couple years if we could track down these two here satanic lesbians you will find at least one has married a man. I could be wrong of course... But I keep being right about these things.

It's plenty plausible; womens' sexuality is generally more fluid than mens'.


is that a nice way of saying "wiminz be crayzay"?
 
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