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(Daily Mail)   'Up to' 760 people have 'perished' in the six-day UK heatwave. It's the Daily Mail... with a masterclass in pseudoscience, misrepresentation, and nonsensical quotes. Photos of pretty girls in bikinis though, so... there's that   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 14
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2013-07-18 09:47:17 AM  
5 votes:
Pussies.  Here's the thermometer in our barracks window out here in Kandahar today.  In the shade:

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2013-07-18 11:00:27 AM  
4 votes:

CPT Ethanolic: Pussies.  Here's the thermometer in our barracks window out here in Kandahar today.  In the shade:


not everything in life is a competition, cupcake
2013-07-18 11:00:23 AM  
4 votes:
I still have trouble understanding how or why people are dying because of 85 degree weather....
2013-07-18 11:30:41 AM  
2 votes:
Anyone else finding the babble from the Yanks kinda amusing?
YOU GIVE STORMS NAMES THEN HYPE THE HELL OUT OF THEM ON THE NEWS, FOR CHRIST SAKE!

`Rainstorm Bertha is on her way! Have you stocked up on milk, Wonder bread & tampons, yet? HURRY!'
2013-07-18 11:05:31 AM  
2 votes:
How many people usually die in the UK over a 6 day period? 760 seems low.
2013-07-18 01:07:50 PM  
1 votes:

Lady J: CPT Ethanolic: Pussies.  Here's the thermometer in our barracks window out here in Kandahar today.  In the shade:

not everything in life is a competition, cupcake


Dear CPT E.  Please disregard. Lady (sand in the va-jay) J.
Thank you for serving, hope you come home soon.
Also, wish I could send you a case of PopSicles or something
2013-07-18 12:18:15 PM  
1 votes:
Those girls pictured are 26 and 18 and look exactly the same.
2013-07-18 12:16:28 PM  
1 votes:
If only there were some kind of way that human beings could understand that some other human beings have entirely different tolerance for environmental variations.
Or maybe most do, maybe it's just those that settled on one of the last unwanted clusterfark wildernesses on the planet that lack empathy and understanding. Maybe the descendants of the assholes who decided that settling on a continent with the most severe weather on earth, a place where temperature, wind and rainfall all conspire to make life as short as possible, maybe those guys were so farked up dumb to settle where they did that any resultant generations were in-turn also hit hard and often with the dumb-ass stick and just can't reason that people are different and not everyone lives in a farking oven or an inch above sea level. Maybe anyone that emigrated to that country after drinking the kool-aid in all the movies and songs about how great that country is are dumb too? Maybe everyone who went thru school in that country and had to hand-on-heart pledge allegiance to a bunch of dust and ice with occasional flurries of flying houses, maybe they're dumber than farking hammers too? Maybe everyone in the whole country just doesn't get it that someone somewhere else that wisely chose to live in a non-extreme weather environment gets a bit uncomfortable when it's warmer than normal there.
That'd explain all the derp in this thread anyway. Or maybe it's just bots spewing automated trolling.
I like England, I'm glad they are having a memorable summer, they're nice folk and deserve some quality time out in the sunshine. If you feel the need to call them pussies because you live in an oven maybe consider what that indicates about your life choices, you live in an oven, I'd rather be a pussy than a dehydrated moran.
2013-07-18 11:50:03 AM  
1 votes:

Maud Dib: oldfarthenry: Anyone else finding the babble from the Yanks kinda amusing?
YOU GIVE STORMS NAMES THEN HYPE THE HELL OUT OF THEM ON THE NEWS, FOR CHRIST SAKE!

`Rainstorm Bertha is on her way! Have you stocked up on milk, Wonder bread & tampons, yet? HURRY!'

Hey, at least we know how to set the parking brake on our trains.


About that... Montreal, Maine and Atlantic is owned by an american company. So no. Y'all don't know how to set the brakes on your trains.
2013-07-18 11:48:57 AM  
1 votes:
It is 95 here and "feels like" 103. My sympathy for Britain is nonexistent.
2013-07-18 11:38:24 AM  
1 votes:
It's okay. Air conditioning is killing millions of Americans every day. We don't burn calories sweating off to keep cool anymore. So we're fat...fat..fatty...fat...fat.
2013-07-18 11:06:40 AM  
1 votes:
Don't these people have bathtubs of water they can cool off in rather than dying from heat? I don't get it.
2013-07-18 11:04:30 AM  
1 votes:
It's hot in the desert!??!

And lower temps seem really hot to people not used to them.

What a revelation!

where's my fainting couch?
2013-07-18 09:47:04 AM  
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
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Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun
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(look at the socks on that naff twat)
 
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