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(Portsmouth News)   Man survives eyeball-brain-skull combo bankshot from pool cue   (portsmouth.co.uk) divider line 18
    More: Scary, Southampton General Hospital, Queen Alexandra Hospital, medically induced coma  
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2013-07-18 12:26:45 PM
Looks like someone's gonna need a cork on his fork cue


/Why the cork?
//To prevent him from hurting himself
2013-07-18 12:27:23 PM
Ren, go home.  You're drunk.
2013-07-18 12:27:25 PM
"Sam 'Rasputin' Willers, 23, was left fighting for life after the incident at The Mead End pub in Denmead."
2013-07-18 12:29:22 PM
alcohol involved?
2013-07-18 12:29:36 PM
Damn.  I need to stop trying to post from my iPad.  I tend to fark up all sorts of everything.
2013-07-18 12:32:15 PM
wow, I think there is some info  missing, my friends don't go stabbing my face with a pool cue as a joke while fooling around.
2013-07-18 12:32:26 PM
Was the shot called ahead of time?
2013-07-18 12:36:27 PM
Is it just me, or has there been a rash of dumb accidents going around lately?

I laid down my buddy scooter the other day by almost running into a car. I came perpendicular to the car and laid it down just in time to see the back tire whiz by my face at about 45mph. What a dumb way to almost have died.
2013-07-18 12:37:26 PM

weirdneighbour: wow, I think there is some info  missing, my friends don't go stabbing my face with a pool cue as a joke while fooling around.

The only possibility I can think of is that he must have fallen on the pool cue. Anything else would have to be intentional.
2013-07-18 12:39:20 PM
This may be morbid, but I think it's awesome that he now has a blue cue chalk mark on the inside of the back of his skull
2013-07-18 12:41:45 PM
Phineas Gage approves
2013-07-18 12:47:46 PM
2013-07-18 12:58:33 PM

Richard Saunders: [i199.photobucket.com image 240x180]

8 ball...side pocket.
2013-07-18 02:22:07 PM
"...a friend was playing around with a pool cue when it was jabbed through Sam's eye, into his brain and touched his skull on the other side."

Dayam... my eye hurts just reading that.
2013-07-18 02:48:11 PM
Aaand, that's how you properly use a pool cue in a bar fight. Don't swing it, you'll just ruin a good cue. I guarantee that with a good breaking motion, I can stab a pool cue at least halfway through you.
2013-07-18 03:17:00 PM
Wow, that's horrific.  I can't imagine surviving something like that.

What do you bet the friend preceded the incident with "Hey, watch this!"
2013-07-18 03:27:52 PM
2013-07-18 05:18:15 PM
In 8th Grade, during recess we were playing stick ball and the bat slid out from the hands of the kid at bat and hit the kid on deck squarely in the eye. Was a horrible, horrible bloody sight that happened nearly 20 years ago and still remember vividly. He lived, lost his eye. Scary story Bro
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