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2013-07-18 09:35:11 AM
Hmm.  That will teach all those people who gave me funny looks when they learned I was hoarding.
 
2013-07-18 09:53:03 AM
SPERM CRISIS!!!
 
2013-07-18 09:59:21 AM
Glenn Beck's commercials should be interesting.  "Double down on sperm!"
 
2013-07-18 10:35:36 AM
Hmm...we're overpopulating the planet. Maybe nature has a way of balancing that out.
 
2013-07-18 10:36:46 AM

Diogenes: Glenn Beck's commercials should be interesting.  "Double down on sperm!"


And now, Glenn Beck for Spermline...
 
2013-07-18 10:43:58 AM

The result of my last sperm motility test was "Quisp."

I didn't really understand what was going on until I looked into the microscope. That lead to an awkward conversation.

"Um, Honey? I think...no actually I am absolutely positive. We should adopt."


i253.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-18 11:03:45 AM

jaylectricity: Hmm...we're overpopulating the planet. Maybe nature has a way of balancing that out.


You should read Dan Brown's new book if you can tolerate his writing.
 
2013-07-18 11:06:18 AM
dailyyeah.com
 
2013-07-18 11:08:56 AM
Oh Holy Socks,

Your Sperm are nightly drying....
 
2013-07-18 11:11:11 AM
t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-18 11:11:50 AM

Diogenes: jaylectricity: Hmm...we're overpopulating the planet. Maybe nature has a way of balancing that out.

You should read Dan Brown's new book if you can tolerate his writing.


I'd rather whip myself like that albino character from his books
 
2013-07-18 11:11:58 AM

jaylectricity: Hmm...we're overpopulating the planet. Maybe nature has a way of balancing that out.


When human beings are legitimately raping the planet Mother Nature has a way of shutting that whole thing down.
 
2013-07-18 11:12:32 AM
Men are masturbating more. It's no crisis.
 
2013-07-18 11:14:18 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Diogenes: jaylectricity: Hmm...we're overpopulating the planet. Maybe nature has a way of balancing that out.

You should read Dan Brown's new book if you can tolerate his writing.

I'd rather whip myself like that albino character from his books


I just finished it.  All I can say is it was better than his last.  Consumed it in two days.

All my family and friends read his stuff.  And since I can whip through his stuff it's a small inconvenience so I can make conversation.
 
2013-07-18 11:14:57 AM

gnosis301: Men are masturbating more. It's no crisis.


It is when I run out of tissues!
 
2013-07-18 11:15:13 AM

quickdraw: jaylectricity: Hmm...we're overpopulating the planet. Maybe nature has a way of balancing that out.

When human beings are legitimately raping the planet Mother Nature has a way of shutting that whole thing down.


Bullshiat.  Mother Nature likes it.  Otherwise she'd cover up her bounty.
 
2013-07-18 11:15:16 AM
reeks of Hallmark Cards propaganda, Father's Day sales are off
 
2013-07-18 11:17:10 AM

Diogenes: I just finished it. All I can say is it was better than his last. Consumed it in two days.


I have a long trip coming up so maybe I'll take it with me, if the entire family is found murdered from a rage induced outbreak I will clearly hold you responsible.
 
2013-07-18 11:18:52 AM
www.swallowdaily.com

"Eat all you want.....we'll make more.."
 
2013-07-18 11:24:41 AM
Bukkake girls are just good investors
 
2013-07-18 11:28:59 AM
"a prominent study from the 1990s suggested sperm counts decreased by half over the last half-century, while a recent analysis in France found the sperm concentration of men decreased by nearly one-third between 1989-2005"

Yet women are still getting fat.  Dieting alone is not the solution.
 
2013-07-18 11:35:48 AM
If sperm count is decreasing 50% couldn't we just compensate by have twice the sex?
 
2013-07-18 11:36:52 AM

Diogenes: Hmm.  That will teach all those people who gave me funny looks when they learned I was hoarding.


No, that was because you were storing it in your cheek pouches, like a chipmunk.
 
2013-07-18 11:37:24 AM
The content of this article is hard to swallow.
 
2013-07-18 11:41:41 AM

Cheron: If sperm count is decreasing 50% couldn't we just compensate by have twice the sex?


That would explain the Republicans' rather forgiving stance on rape lately.
 
2013-07-18 11:44:35 AM
What crisis?

*Snip snip*
 
2013-07-18 11:45:25 AM

Diogenes: Hmm.  That will teach all those people who gave me funny looks when they learned I was hoarding.


Done in one, Diogenes. Guess you're gonna have to be favorited.

ChipNASA: [www.swallowdaily.com image 405x480]

"Eat all you want.....we'll make more.."


Where did you ever find a thin Leno with dark hair?
/ChipNASA was my first . . . favorite.
 
2013-07-18 11:47:08 AM

Diogenes: quickdraw: jaylectricity: Hmm...we're overpopulating the planet. Maybe nature has a way of balancing that out.

When human beings are legitimately raping the planet Mother Nature has a way of shutting that whole thing down.

Bullshiat.  Mother Nature likes it.  Otherwise she'd cover up her bounty.


Record hurricanes are just heavy petting.
 
2013-07-18 11:48:01 AM

BitwiseShift: The content of this article is hard to swallow.


i586.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-18 11:50:52 AM
These numbers are actually worse than reported due to Peter North's participation in the sample set. Scary.
 
2013-07-18 11:51:41 AM
Wtf
 
2013-07-18 11:54:01 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Bukkake girls are just good investors


There's a video out there of a Japanese girl swallowing almost an entire pint glass of the stuff.

Just google milkycat dmc 25......and get your mind bleach ready
 
2013-07-18 11:54:38 AM
Why, I don't even...
 
2013-07-18 11:56:10 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Bukkake girls are just good investors

There's a video out there of a Japanese girl swallowing almost an entire pint glass of the stuff.


Just google milkycat dmc 25......and get your mind bleach ready


Why would anybody do that?
/Mindbleach, stat.
 
2013-07-18 12:04:03 PM

jaylectricity: Hmm...we're overpopulating the planet. Maybe nature has a way of balancing that out.


Really? Whenever I drive from Santa Clarita to San Francisco, or from Vegas to Elko, or just through Kansas, and its 8 hours of nothing as far as the horizon during each of those drives, I don't understand how there could be an overpopulation problem. Overcrowding in cities, sure. And we have the technology to feed everyone, we just don't.
 
2013-07-18 12:04:35 PM
Speaking as someone who has had a vasectomy, I'm getting a kick out of this thread.
 
2013-07-18 12:05:12 PM
Cum again?
 
2013-07-18 12:06:38 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

How long until...?
 
2013-07-18 12:11:08 PM

Mentat: SPERM CRISIS!!!


My new band name
 
2013-07-18 12:12:53 PM
Why can't we have babies? I haven't the faintest idea, but this stork is quite tasty, isn't he?

thisdistractedglobe.com
 
2013-07-18 12:12:55 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Why would anybody do that?
/Mindbleach, stat.


You would be amazed at the possibilities of what can be done through kickstarter
 
2013-07-18 12:18:30 PM
um, then, should i feel bad about all the ones I swallowed over the years?  it seemed like a good idea at the times....
 
2013-07-18 12:25:23 PM
No mention of plasticizers...

/drinks only from the tap to a glass
 
2013-07-18 12:26:41 PM

gnosis301: Men are masturbating more. It's no crisis.


Actually, masturbation leads to healthier sperm. You get rid of the old ones and quickly get a brand new batch of swimmers.
 
2013-07-18 12:31:36 PM
xeno-estrogen ftl.
i avoid plastic food containers whenever possible.
heres male fish that were turned into female fish because of BPA.
i1172.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-18 12:32:46 PM

Occam's Taser: Why can't we have babies? I haven't the faintest idea, but this stork is quite tasty, isn't he?

[thisdistractedglobe.com image 500x270]


Came for the Children of Men references...

/ Here pull my finger
 
2013-07-18 12:36:56 PM

Allornone: um, then, should i feel bad about all the ones I swallowed over the years?  it seemed like a good idea at the times....


No. You should feel very, very good. And keep doing it. Tell others your story.
 
2013-07-18 12:46:27 PM
The only thing between us is a thin layer of gabardine.

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-18 01:07:09 PM
And with  seven billion people on the planet's surface we care why?

/Does the term 'carrying capacity' mean anything, boys and girls?
 
2013-07-18 01:36:11 PM

quickdraw: jaylectricity: Hmm...we're overpopulating the planet. Maybe nature has a way of balancing that out.

When human beings are legitimately raping the planet Mother Nature has a way of shutting that whole thing down.


golf clap...
 
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