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(US News)   Study proves that feelings of guilt, father figures and daddy issues, coupled with post-action confessions makes for great sex   (usnews.com) divider line 89
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2013-07-18 09:33:13 AM
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/THAT is how you start a thread, my friends.
 
2013-07-18 09:33:30 AM
CSG thread?
 
2013-07-18 09:34:02 AM
Also known as Catholic Wimmins
 
2013-07-18 09:34:12 AM

ChipNASA: [fc06.deviantart.net image 780x1040]


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/THAT is how you start a thread, my friends.


ohhh, well done, sir.
 
2013-07-18 09:35:48 AM
Yes, but they have to get pregnant or it's a sin.
 
2013-07-18 09:35:53 AM
Come out Virginia, don't let me wait.
You Catholic girls start much too late.
Aw, but sooner or later it comes down to fate.
I might as well be the one.
 
2013-07-18 09:38:25 AM
I'll just leave this here

FTFA: "those who are monogamous have the best sex they ever could - because its the only sex they'll ever know."

Where's the obvious tag when you need it.
 
2013-07-18 09:38:33 AM
Says the "Family Research Council", which self-describes as a "Christian organization promoting the traditionalfamily unit and the Judeo-Christian value system upon which it is built."

So they're completely unbiased in this report, I'm sure.
 
2013-07-18 09:38:57 AM
TFA: Blah blah etc.....conducted in 1992, which found the most enjoyable and most frequent sex occurring among married people, those who attended church weekly - any church, whether Catholic or not - and people who had the least sexual partners.

So you're telling me the people with the least data/experience to make comparisons with thought they had it best?
 
zez
2013-07-18 09:40:00 AM
All the way
That's the way they go
Every day
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-hip-hooray
For all the class they show
There's nothing like a catholic girl
At the cyo
When they learn to blow...
 
2013-07-18 09:40:47 AM
Family Research Council

/stopped reading there
 
2013-07-18 09:41:53 AM

TwowheelinTim: FTFA: "those who are monogamous have the best sex they ever could - because its the only sex they'll ever know."


See I sorta take issue with that.

You haven't had mind blowing sex until you're balls deep in some nubian pretty girl riding you while a hot latina girl balls you with a strap on and some big titted brunette is sitting on your face. All the while one of their husbands is filming the proceedings at the adult theater you five are at, and an audience is circle around you waiting for their moment to plaster one of the girls Krispy Kream style.
 
2013-07-18 09:42:23 AM
Somehow, Cathollic news from a lobby, the Family Research Council, always hit the spot. Gary Bauer can personally cure you of teh ghey. You'd have queer thoughts just imagining that mouth wrapped around random parts on your person. I know I have. And do. The cures not working Gary.

www.loonwatch.com
 
2013-07-18 09:44:21 AM
Their metric of good sex is if I feel loved during the process? fark that noise. When I was single, I didn't give 2 farks if I was "feeling loved" in the middle of sex. I was more concerned with what I was doing and how good it felt. This is like declaring you have the best car in the world because the door handles never stick.

www.usnews.com
 
2013-07-18 09:44:45 AM
How exactly do you rate "better" sex?

Someone who eats nothing but rice and beans their entire life probably ends up really liking rice and beans.  Someone who eats a variety of foods in their life will probably end up only liking some of them.  But I'm not going to therefore conclude that the first person is "eating better".

Also: "Devout, married Catholics have the best sex of any demographic group, the Family Research Council said"

That's like Kraft releasing a study that says the healthiest demographic are people who eat lots of cheese.
 
2013-07-18 09:45:21 AM

J.Shelby: Come out Virginia, don't let me wait.
You Catholic girls start much too late.
Aw, but sooner or later it comes down to fate.
I might as well be the one.


Damn, I was thinking the exact same thing.

/golf clap
 
2013-07-18 09:45:51 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: TwowheelinTim: FTFA: "those who are monogamous have the best sex they ever could - because its the only sex they'll ever know."

See I sorta take issue with that.

You haven't had mind blowing sex until you're balls deep in some nubian pretty girl riding you while a hot latina girl balls you with a strap on and some big titted brunette is sitting on your face. All the while one of their husbands is filming the proceedings at the adult theater you five are at, and an audience is circle around you waiting for their moment to plaster one of the girls Krispy Kream style.


Clearly you missed the point. Those who don't experience some really mind blowing sex, don't know what they're missing. Is that more clear???
 
2013-07-18 09:49:02 AM
And why did I put a comma in the middle of that sentence???
 
2013-07-18 09:49:39 AM

ampoliros: Family Research Council

/stopped reading there


Came here to say that.
 
2013-07-18 09:53:18 AM
Hahahahahaha their metric of "good sex" is if you feel loved during sex.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, farking Christians
 
2013-07-18 09:53:33 AM
The really devout Catholics have great sex, but the altar boys don't seem to enjoy it that much.
 
2013-07-18 09:54:54 AM
Also getting a kick out of this thread because I married a former CSG who rebelled against the church
 
2013-07-18 09:55:26 AM
I do enjoy the fact that the man in the picture for the article about married Catholic people having the best sex is apparently not married.

It's a small thing, but you'd think the editors would make sure a picture for an article about sex for married people would have a wedding ring on the models' fingers.
 
2013-07-18 09:56:22 AM
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2013-07-18 09:56:28 AM
Father riley and various party goers:
Catholic girls
With a tiny little mustache
Catholic girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic girls
In the rectory basement
Father rileys a fairy
But it don't bother mary
Catholic girls
At the cyo
Catholic girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic girls
There can be no replacement
How do they go, after the show?

Joe:
All the way
That's the way they go
Every day
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-hip-hooray
For all the class they show
There's nothing like a catholic girl
At the cyo
When they learn to blow...

Father riley:
They're learning to blow
All the catholic boys!

Mary:
Warren cuccurullo...

Father riley:
Catholic boys!

Mary:
Kinda young, kinda wow!

Father riley:
Catholic boys!

Mary:
Vinnie colaiuta...

Chorus:
Where are they now?
Did they all take the vow?

Father riley:
Catholic girls

Warren:
Carmenita scarfone!

Father riley:
Catholic girls

Officer butzis:
Hey! she gave me vd!

Father riley:
Catholic girls!

Warren:
Toni carbone!

Chorus:
With a tongue like a cow
She could make you go wow!

Joe:
Vd vowdy vootie
Right away
That's the way they go
Every day
Whenever their mamas take them to a show
Matinee
Pass the popcorn please
There's nothing like a catholic girl
With her hand in the box
When she's on her knees

Larry:
She was on her knees,
My little catholic girl

Chorus:
In a little white dress
Catholic girls
They never confess
Catholic girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen
Catholic girls
Ooooooh!
Catholic girls
Ooooooh!
(etc.)
 
2013-07-18 09:57:03 AM
Where is 2ms when you need him?
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2013-07-18 09:57:55 AM
Euthanasia is a sexual practice?  Actually, that sounds like a pretty great way to go.  Nurse Kevorkian makes sure you have a happy ending.
 
2013-07-18 10:01:24 AM
It's because they get off on exhibitionism.  Their god is a creepy voyeur.
 
2013-07-18 10:04:00 AM
Thank God for bad fathers!
 
2013-07-18 10:04:56 AM
Geez I must be a father figure to my girl. Her dad died when she was in her teens and we are 10 years apart. She hasent called me daddy in bed yet but she is my lil pervert. My roomate has some SERIOUS issues though, part of the reason we never hooked up thank god and she might be feeling the consequences of her actions soon.
 
2013-07-18 10:06:13 AM

TwowheelinTim: Clearly you missed the point. Those who don't experience some really mind blowing sex, don't know what they're missing. Is that more clear???


Yes.......time to go get coffee apparently
 
2013-07-18 10:08:39 AM
subby no
 
2013-07-18 10:12:05 AM
♪♫  Catholic.  Schoolgirls rule.  Catholic schoolgirls ruuule.  ♫♪
 
2013-07-18 10:14:24 AM
Alas, great sex doesn't cure the crazy.
 
2013-07-18 10:15:39 AM
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2013-07-18 10:18:30 AM
Pfff. You know who has the best sex? Mormons. How do I know? Went to college in Ogden, UT for two years. Why did I go to college in Ogden? That's not important. What's important is Mormon women LIKE SEX A LOT. And having sex with people who like sex... makes for great sex.
 
2013-07-18 10:18:34 AM

Valiente: Alas, great sex doesn't cure the crazy.


God knows I've tried to fark the crazy out of them...
 
2013-07-18 10:19:21 AM

ChipNASA: THAT is how you start a thread, my friends.


Finally, a voice of reason and sanity in a troubled world.
 
2013-07-18 10:21:34 AM
FTFA: "Devout, married Catholics have the best sex of any demographic group, the Family Research Council said at an event Wednesday, pointing to a collection of studies from the last several decades."

yeah, they lost me at "family research council"

/I call shenanigans when religious folks say their one and only fark buddy is the best farker they ever had
//all while taking orders from chaste (well, not fully kinda) officials
 
2013-07-18 10:23:15 AM
"All I've ever had is water all my life, but I'm certain champagne tastes like shiat..."
 
2013-07-18 10:28:56 AM

Pilikia: Pfff. You know who has the best sex? Mormons. How do I know? Went to college in Ogden, UT for two years. Why did I go to college in Ogden? That's not important. What's important is Mormon women LIKE SEX A LOT. And having sex with people who like sex... makes for great sex.


no.
 
2013-07-18 10:34:31 AM

utah dude: Pilikia: Pfff. You know who has the best sex? Mormons. How do I know? Went to college in Ogden, UT for two years. Why did I go to college in Ogden? That's not important. What's important is Mormon women LIKE SEX A LOT. And having sex with people who like sex... makes for great sex.

no.


Maybe it helps if you're not from Utah? Mormon girls like them some strange? Dunno. All I know is I look back fondly on that two-year Scandinavian-American smorgasbord.
 
2013-07-18 10:34:43 AM

ChipNASA: [fc06.deviantart.net image 780x1040]


[www.thecampuscompanion.com image 241x500]

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/THAT is how you start a thread, my friends.


And what a fine start you have provided us with good sir!
 
2013-07-18 10:35:30 AM
Wow! Talk about an unexpected and explosive finding. There's still a  US News & World Report?!
 
2013-07-18 10:39:44 AM
So the whole premise of TFA is that the only metric of "good" sex is whether or not you feel loved during it, and that ignorance is bliss?
 
2013-07-18 10:40:44 AM

Pilikia: utah dude: Pilikia: Pfff. You know who has the best sex? Mormons. How do I know? Went to college in Ogden, UT for two years. Why did I go to college in Ogden? That's not important. What's important is Mormon women LIKE SEX A LOT. And having sex with people who like sex... makes for great sex.

no.

Maybe it helps if you're not from Utah? Mormon girls like them some strange? Dunno. All I know is I look back fondly on that two-year Scandinavian-American smorgasbord.


no, mormon GIRLS - - > they're into sex. i'll give you that. that part is 100% true, actually should be emphasized. and what you're saying is true... the deal is, is once u get married to a mormon in the temple. sex, um... it's about making kids. uh... she'll gain 100 pounds and stop showering, brushing her teeth, etc. the cake. it's a lie. also, garments, aren't that sexy. this state has no lingerie or perfume. i'm serious. and don't even start to think about 'service' related physicality. oh man. i don't think the letters 'B' or 'J' are in the adamic language, bud.
 
2013-07-18 10:43:08 AM
This sort of reminds me of a very old piece in Mad Magazine that went something like...

The Catholic Church believes the priest can give you business advice, even though he has never been in business

The Catholic Church believes the priest can give you marriage advice, even though he has never been married

The Catholic Church believes the priest can give you sexual advice, even though he has never had sex

Now you know why the Catholic Church believes in miracles!
 
2013-07-18 10:43:39 AM

utah dude: Pilikia: utah dude: Pilikia: Pfff. You know who has the best sex? Mormons. How do I know? Went to college in Ogden, UT for two years. Why did I go to college in Ogden? That's not important. What's important is Mormon women LIKE SEX A LOT. And having sex with people who like sex... makes for great sex.

no.

Maybe it helps if you're not from Utah? Mormon girls like them some strange? Dunno. All I know is I look back fondly on that two-year Scandinavian-American smorgasbord.

no, mormon GIRLS - - > they're into sex. i'll give you that. that part is 100% true, actually should be emphasized. and what you're saying is true... the deal is, is once u get married to a mormon in the temple. sex, um... it's about making kids. uh... she'll gain 100 pounds and stop showering, brushing her teeth, etc. the cake. it's a lie. also, garments, aren't that sexy. this state has no lingerie or perfume. i'm serious. and don't even start to think about 'service' related physicality. oh man. i don't think the letters 'B' or 'J' are in the adamic language, bud.


ohhhhhh... well, I can report that's true of Jewish girls as well. So you're not entirely alone.
 
2013-07-18 10:45:26 AM
"feeling loved"  is NOT what makes for good sex.  i don't want a guy to love me.  I don't even want to know his name.  The less mutual respect you have for each other, the dirter (and therefore better) the business is.
 
2013-07-18 10:46:50 AM
Really have to look to the weirdos for the best. It's a crotch 22
 
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