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(Short List)   Welcome to Tokyo, where we take our hotdogs like our coffee: black, in a black bun, with relish   (shortlist.com) divider line 74
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2013-07-18 11:10:55 AM
Is it available in vegetarian form?

/Japan has a significant vegetarian population.
//My favorite flower is the black tulip, so I like this idea.
 
2013-07-18 11:17:01 AM
Nothing like the feeling of a big, black wiener in your mouth. The juices running down your chin and....hnnngggg!
 
2013-07-18 11:21:03 AM

blatz514: gweilo8888: Looks interesting, and I'd definitely try it. But then, I'm not a pussy who's afraid to at anything that didn't come from Mickey D's.

So you almost the whole thing?


No, I would like to the whole thing. I almost the wrong planet.
 
2013-07-18 11:22:24 AM

PsyLord: Once you go black, you never go back.


Yep, but hotdogs go through an awkward phase to get there.

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2013-07-18 11:34:47 AM
Yes, yes, that's exactly how it is here. All black food, all the time. We only have 1 hotdog vendor in this city of 14 million. I'm glad the press doesn't over-simplify anything. Now, if you'll excuse me, I am off for my snail moisturizing treatment.
 
2013-07-18 11:42:04 AM
Came here looking for black and brown buns and am leaving sad and disappointed.
 
2013-07-18 11:44:56 AM

jfivealive: JohnnyRebel88: I guess you forgot to mention the other tings that were on it.  If that red sauce is ketchup, the consumer must be retarded.

Umm you're supposed to put ketchup on hot dogs.  You don't know what you're missing


Nonono. See, putting ketchup on the hotdog makes it to messy. What you do is put the ketchup on the bun and then put the hotdog in over it.
 
2013-07-18 11:54:50 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Damn heathens putting ketchup on a hot dog


Could be rooster sauce.



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2013-07-18 11:59:16 AM

Maud Dib: IdBeCrazyIf: Damn heathens putting ketchup on a hot dog

Could be rooster sauce.

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The Oatmeal has become insufferable.  His coming on running is self-indulgent crap.
 
2013-07-18 11:59:51 AM

tricycleracer: Maud Dib: IdBeCrazyIf: Damn heathens putting ketchup on a hot dog

Could be rooster sauce.

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The Oatmeal has become insufferable.  His comic on running is self-indulgent crap.


Dammit.
 
2013-07-18 12:07:07 PM
I wanna see some of them Fiat girls from the next thread chow down on a few of these.
 
2013-07-18 12:08:50 PM
Black hotdog you say?
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-18 12:09:06 PM

Maud Dib: Could be rooster sauce.


Acceptable
 
2013-07-18 12:42:08 PM

What I want to know is, what idiot thought this was a good color for a white background?

Did any webmaster even bother to read the full W3C recommendation regarding contrast? It's as if the entire Web read only the first part, the bit that describes the maximum contrast - apparently, black on white is said to be 'harsh' on the eye - and then rushed off to make all their text some variant of gray without having bothered to finish the article and its recommendation for a minimum contrast. Like, the part where it points out that a particular shade of gray might be just fine and dandy for a headline, what with its large, thick characters, but the same shade would be unsuitable for the main body text as the characters are too fine and are overwhelmed by the white background.

In other words, use a darker goddamned color for your body text, you nitwits.

Or, you could be like this article and get it completely farking backward and use black for your headline and then a lighter color for the article main text.

Morons.
 
2013-07-18 12:47:00 PM
Good album.

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2013-07-18 01:00:24 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Swap out the charcoal for something like squid ink, and I'm game.


Better yet, make it a blood sausage rather than a stupid hot dog with coloring added, and it'd taste better, too.   And then use pumpernickel or some other type of black bread.

It might not then technically be a hot dog, but it would be something far better.
 
2013-07-18 01:02:47 PM

jfivealive: JohnnyRebel88: I guess you forgot to mention the other tings that were on it.  If that red sauce is ketchup, the consumer must be retarded.

Umm you're supposed to put ketchup on hot dogs.  You don't know what you're missing


7/10 sure to get some bites.
 
2013-07-18 01:08:18 PM

marine0352: Yes, yes, that's exactly how it is here. All black food, all the time. We only have 1 hotdog vendor in this city of 14 million. I'm glad the press doesn't over-simplify anything. Now, if you'll excuse me, I am off for my snail moisturizing treatment.


Just don't mix the two up.  You'd look really silly with black hotdogs all over your face.
 
2013-07-18 01:11:58 PM
I would eat the shiat out of 3 or 4 of those.

/Dark skinned dogs like their biatches with mean on 'em.
 
2013-07-18 01:14:15 PM
Haha oops. Meat.
 
2013-07-18 02:01:09 PM
Fark, people.  90% of north America puts ketchup on their hot dogs.  Deal with it.
 
2013-07-18 02:30:55 PM
"Black Dog" by Wolfstone comes to mind.

It's plain to see we're no Jack and Jill
You just want to hide away inside that pill
It's a matter of what you take not what you give
My friend says you live to run and run to live

Chorus...
He's a black dog
He's a white dog
He's a brown dog

Don't answer the call that's fine just act the fool
Just sitting inside, get out of your mind is cool?
Don't matter the cost as long as you have some fun?
My friend has it all, he's happy to run, run, run.

Chorus...
He's a black dog
He's a white dog
He's a brown dog
 
2013-07-18 02:35:52 PM
I like my hotdog like my coffee. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
No wait, I like my women like my whiskey, able to spread open enough for 12 inches of meat.
No, that's not right either...
 
2013-07-18 05:46:16 PM
They say this 12" Shaft Dog is a bad motha.....


When the Edo sidewalks sizzle
Ain't no chick can resist the pizzle of the
SHAFT! {Dog}
Daaaamn straight!
[uuuuuwaaaaaoooooow......]
 
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