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(Short List)   Welcome to Tokyo, where we take our hotdogs like our coffee: black, in a black bun, with relish   (shortlist.com) divider line 74
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2013-07-18 09:46:20 AM
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Might want to see a doctor about that...
 
2013-07-18 10:19:12 AM
The stomach-clenching colour

Don't be a pussy, it seems legit.
 
2013-07-18 10:19:22 AM
figures it's be a footlong
 
2013-07-18 10:20:08 AM
Once you go black, you never go back.
 
2013-07-18 10:20:24 AM
See also:

Black Curry
Black Eggs

Black food isn't something new in Japan.
 
2013-07-18 10:20:27 AM
Why don't we have a Japan tag?
 
2013-07-18 10:20:30 AM
Damn heathens putting ketchup on a hot dog
 
2013-07-18 10:20:34 AM
I guess you forgot to mention the other tings that were on it.  If that red sauce is ketchup, the consumer must be retarded.
 
2013-07-18 10:20:48 AM
Swap out the charcoal for something like squid ink, and I'm game.
 
2013-07-18 10:21:15 AM
I liked it better when it was a burger.

www.geekosystem.com
 
2013-07-18 10:21:41 AM
Long but skinny

Any Picts of a cute girl eating one of these?

And finally, once you go black...
 
2013-07-18 10:22:24 AM
Just noticed the page title "Black Hotbog of Tokyo."

Nice copy-editing there, Shortlist.
 
2013-07-18 10:23:30 AM

Brick-House: And finally, once you go black...


You'll never have decent credit?
 
2013-07-18 10:26:11 AM

Brick-House: Long but skinny

Any Picts of a cute girl eating one of these?

And finally, once you go black...


You aren't allowed back.
 
2013-07-18 10:27:00 AM

Brick-House: And finally, once you go black...


You have to use pads because your tampons fall out?
 
2013-07-18 10:27:47 AM
Fine Alabama blacksnake hotdog
 
2013-07-18 10:28:52 AM
Ketchup on a hot dog?  You so weird, Japan.
 
2013-07-18 10:29:35 AM
Tokyo. They got saki and sashimi and black dogs. Oh kimono.
 
2013-07-18 10:29:40 AM
I bet Marcus Bachman is on a plane to Tokyo right now.
 
2013-07-18 10:29:55 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Brick-House: And finally, once you go black...

You have to use pads because your tampons fall out?


Traffic cones look tame in comparison?
 
2013-07-18 10:30:09 AM

Mad Scientist: Ketchup on a hot dog?  You so weird Pittsburgh, Japan.

 
2013-07-18 10:30:12 AM
Huh. I thought this was going to be about some weird porno.

/I wasn't entirely wrong
 
2013-07-18 10:30:38 AM
Black Dog
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-18 10:30:54 AM
Black footlongs? Ten bucks says Lisa Lampanelli  is on a plane to Tokyo as we speak.
 
2013-07-18 10:32:11 AM

JohnnyRebel88: I guess you forgot to mention the other tings that were on it.  If that red sauce is ketchup, the consumer must be retarded.


Umm you're supposed to put ketchup on hot dogs.  You don't know what you're missing
 
2013-07-18 10:32:25 AM

Spandau: I bet Marcus Bachman is on a plane to Tokyo right now.


1.bp.blogspot.com
Oh stop it, silly buns! You are so mean!
 
2013-07-18 10:34:09 AM

megarian: Huh. I thought this was going to be about some weird porno.

/I wasn't entirely wrong


In Japan, it's just called porno
 
2013-07-18 10:34:46 AM

phirleh: Black Dog
[i.imgur.com image 384x384]


You win the thread.
 
2013-07-18 10:36:37 AM
Meh, good morcilla is almost black.
 
2013-07-18 10:37:12 AM
I like my Japanese women like I like my coffee: young, thin and with huge breasts. No, that didn't come out right...
 
2013-07-18 10:37:40 AM

GiantRex: phirleh: Black Dog
[i.imgur.com image 384x384]

You win the thread.


Hey hey hotdog I like the way you move,
Gonna make me puke, gonna make me poo.
/Guitar riff
 
2013-07-18 10:39:07 AM
assets0.ordienetworks.com
/seen in the vicinity...
 
2013-07-18 10:40:32 AM

PsyLord: [assets0.ordienetworks.com image 283x160]
/seen in the vicinity...


This is what Pacific Rim should have been about.
 
2013-07-18 10:40:56 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Damn heathens putting ketchup on a hot dog


Ketchup on a black dog?

img13.imageshack.us

It has been done before.
 
2013-07-18 10:41:24 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-18 10:41:30 AM
Those black hot dogs are delicious, especially when washed down with a bright red cup of coffee.
 
2013-07-18 10:42:22 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-18 10:43:43 AM
Welcome to Tokyo


/ like the fact that is does . . .
 
2013-07-18 10:47:23 AM
i967.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-18 10:48:49 AM
T

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Swap out the charcoal for something like squid ink, and I'm game.


Love me some squid ink pasta:

farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-18 10:49:54 AM

badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 615x330]


Kim Kardashian's new favorite food.
 
2013-07-18 10:52:19 AM

tricycleracer: The stomach-clenching colour

Don't be a pussy, it seems legit.



More like anus clenching.  Look at the size of that thing.  Jesus.
 
2013-07-18 10:55:58 AM
Looks interesting, and I'd definitely try it. But then, I'm not a pussy who's afraid to at anything that didn't come from Mickey D's.
 
Ant
2013-07-18 10:58:25 AM
If I'm eating cheap hot dogs, I like them black, as in burnt to a crisp on the outside...with tons of mustard.
 
2013-07-18 11:00:20 AM
Mandingo Dog!
 
2013-07-18 11:00:33 AM

Lord Schtupp: [i967.photobucket.com image 700x525]


"Ain't too farkin' beaucoup."
 
Ant
2013-07-18 11:01:25 AM

whosits_112: Spandau: I bet Marcus Bachman is on a plane to Tokyo right now.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 200x140]
Oh stop it, silly buns! You are so mean!


That dude cannot look ungay to save his life, not that there's anything wrong with that*

*unless you are a self-loathing gay person, working to make life miserable for other gay people
 
2013-07-18 11:02:00 AM
You first eat with your eyes, and it looks heinous. I'd try it, but you'd have to let me dress it NY style with mustid and kraut.
 
2013-07-18 11:04:15 AM

ZzeusS: tricycleracer: The stomach-clenching colour

Don't be a pussy, it seems legit.


More like anus clenching.  Look at the size of that thing.  Jesus.


It's a footlong.  You've never had a footlong hotdog at a ballpark or state fair?

/Technically 11.8".
 
2013-07-18 11:04:28 AM

gweilo8888: Looks interesting, and I'd definitely try it. But then, I'm not a pussy who's afraid to at anything that didn't come from Mickey D's.


So you almost the whole thing?
 
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