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(Forbes)   This just in: If you're relying solely on your 401k and SS for your retirement, you're screwed   (forbes.com) divider line 12
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4756 clicks; posted to Business » on 18 Jul 2013 at 9:45 AM (51 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-18 12:18:15 PM
2 votes:
A Fark financial thread is like when you're 12 years old, and you invite all your dork friends over to play D&D, and somehow the conversation turns to sex.
2013-07-18 06:28:55 PM
1 votes:
No prob, I have enough cash to have retirement houses all over the country.

http://www.boxdepot.us
2013-07-18 12:20:19 PM
1 votes:

Johnson: NostroZ: ... Make your own coffee / eggs.

Mammals can't make eggs.

/not sure about the coffee part


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2013-07-18 10:58:17 AM
1 votes:
I am stuck at step two of my reirement plan.  Step one is taking out a very large insurance policy on the wife.  But for set two, I for the life of me cannot meet up with a morally unscrupulous individiual on all of my train travel....  anyone have any ideas?   I was thinking going to Craigslist, is this a bad idea?
2013-07-18 10:09:49 AM
1 votes:
I'm planning on whoring myself out to college age women when I reach retirement age.
2013-07-18 10:08:08 AM
1 votes:
This is why you should marry younger than you. You retire while they still work.
2013-07-18 10:03:24 AM
1 votes:

FarkedOver: sigdiamond2000: It's one of the worst times to retire in recent history.

What does this sentence even mean?

It means get back to work!


Funnied because a Farker telling another Farker to get back to work at 10AM on a weekday is just the height of hilarity.
2013-07-18 10:00:10 AM
1 votes:

sigdiamond2000: It's one of the worst times to retire in recent history.

What does this sentence even mean?


It means get back to work!
2013-07-18 09:57:54 AM
1 votes:
No big deal, I'll just take out a reverse mortgage.
2013-07-18 09:54:33 AM
1 votes:
This just in: if you're relying on retirement, you're screwed.
2013-07-18 09:52:51 AM
1 votes:

brainscab: 1/3 to rent
1/3 to taxes
1/3 to retirement

where is food in this equation?


0bummer will cancel elections and be named dictator for life and issue everyone EBT cards and 0bongo phones.  He will force mass abortions and mass membership in trade unions.  Welcome to the United Bolshevik States of America!!
2013-07-18 09:02:47 AM
1 votes:
I plan on dying in the salt mine.
 
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