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(NYPost)   Catherine Zeta-Jones remains tight-lipped in response to journos' attempt to snatch information about whether her husband got throat cancer from oral sex. Vagina   (nypost.com) divider line 9
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2013-07-18 10:34:43 AM
4 votes:
In other words; she clammed up
2013-07-18 09:54:40 AM
2 votes:
I'd be pissed too if everyone was calling me "cancer crotch."
2013-07-18 02:28:43 PM
1 votes:
Cunnilingists contract
Catherine's contagious cancer-causing coont cooties
2013-07-18 11:23:12 AM
1 votes:
If I had the chance my face would look like a glazed donut every day
2013-07-18 10:38:35 AM
1 votes:
I still think this all came about because Michael Douglas was seriously desperate to let everybody know, during promotion for that Liberace movie, that he wasn't gay. I also still think that he wishes he was at least bi now that Catherine's cut him off...permanently, most likely.

/As for Miss Zeta-Jones, I'll gladly fill in the gap for her oral pleasuring needs.
2013-07-18 10:27:21 AM
1 votes:
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The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. They don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
2013-07-18 10:26:41 AM
1 votes:
I admire her, she's unflappable
2013-07-18 10:15:27 AM
1 votes:
i bet that particular strain of cootch rot can be traced back to melanie griffith, because you know ol antonio banderas had to have dipped his blade in Zeta during the Zorros.

melanie abused her cooter for years, starting at the age of 13 with Don Johnson's giant dick.
2013-07-18 10:08:33 AM
1 votes:
No worries, I'd skip the vag and grab some Smuckers and eat dat ass
 
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