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(NYPost)   Catherine Zeta-Jones remains tight-lipped in response to journos' attempt to snatch information about whether her husband got throat cancer from oral sex. Vagina   (nypost.com) divider line 43
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2013-07-18 09:54:40 AM
I'd be pissed too if everyone was calling me "cancer crotch."
 
2013-07-18 09:58:04 AM
I coont comment right now.
 
2013-07-18 10:01:13 AM
I'd risk it.
 
2013-07-18 10:02:02 AM
Twat's the matter with some people?

What a douche...
 
2013-07-18 10:04:53 AM
 Catherine Zeta-Jones not interested in The Vagina Monologues?
 
2013-07-18 10:08:33 AM
No worries, I'd skip the vag and grab some Smuckers and eat dat ass
 
2013-07-18 10:09:49 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: No worries, I'd skip the vag and grab some Smuckers and eat dat ass


I prefer syrup!!!
 
2013-07-18 10:11:51 AM
What a bunch of pussies!
 
2013-07-18 10:15:27 AM
i bet that particular strain of cootch rot can be traced back to melanie griffith, because you know ol antonio banderas had to have dipped his blade in Zeta during the Zorros.

melanie abused her cooter for years, starting at the age of 13 with Don Johnson's giant dick.
 
2013-07-18 10:26:07 AM
What if, instead of HPV, there was a bear trap in there.  You'd still do it.  Wouldn't you?  Sickos.  She's Welsh.  Ew.
 
2013-07-18 10:26:41 AM
I admire her, she's unflappable
 
2013-07-18 10:27:21 AM
media.screened.com
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. They don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
 
2013-07-18 10:34:43 AM
In other words; she clammed up
 
2013-07-18 10:38:35 AM
I still think this all came about because Michael Douglas was seriously desperate to let everybody know, during promotion for that Liberace movie, that he wasn't gay. I also still think that he wishes he was at least bi now that Catherine's cut him off...permanently, most likely.

/As for Miss Zeta-Jones, I'll gladly fill in the gap for her oral pleasuring needs.
 
2013-07-18 10:40:23 AM
Yeah, because she was the first chick he plowed, and it's well known cancer affects you almost instantly.

Chances are he chewed a dirty axe wound 30+ years ago.
 
2013-07-18 10:54:19 AM

robertus: The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. They don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.


Quim just rolls in your mouth so lovely.
 
2013-07-18 11:08:42 AM

Fano: robertus: The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. They don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.

Quim just rolls in your mouth so lovely.


I like coont, it just sounds so chocolaty and round
 
2013-07-18 11:23:12 AM
If I had the chance my face would look like a glazed donut every day
 
2013-07-18 11:42:14 AM
Uh, mods, my post was in reference to the use of the word "journos'". That's Aussie slang.
 
2013-07-18 11:44:28 AM

impaler: I'd be pissed too if everyone was calling me "cancer crotch."


It'd be curtains for any future nude scenes.
 
2013-07-18 12:28:24 PM
Well I don't want to talk about it either.  Catherine, get the hell over here already.
 
2013-07-18 12:31:48 PM

robertus: [media.screened.com image 300x264]
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. They don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.


...Johnson?
 
2013-07-18 12:52:27 PM

Crewmannumber6: If I had the chance my face would look like a glazed donut every day


This
 
2013-07-18 12:59:37 PM
She still looks pretty hot in Red 2.
 
2013-07-18 01:06:47 PM

Crewmannumber6: If I had the chance my face would look like a glazed donut every day


I'm using this at work.  And home.  And church.
 
2013-07-18 01:14:12 PM

Crewmannumber6: If I had the chance my face would look like a glazed donut every day


How did I miss this...

fickenchucker: Crewmannumber6: If I had the chance my face would look like a glazed donut every day

I'm using this at work.  And home.  And church.


Yep, me too.
 
2013-07-18 01:28:33 PM

robertus: [media.screened.com image 300x264]
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. They don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.


I went to high school with her.
 
2013-07-18 01:36:03 PM
If someone needs to be sent in to check her out, I will step up and volunteer to disappoint her.
 
2013-07-18 01:49:25 PM
I'm going to just take a guess she is not the first or only woman he has been with.
 
2013-07-18 02:07:27 PM
cdn.teamcococdn.com
 
2013-07-18 02:13:53 PM
Cancer from too much cunnilingus = pretty cool way to die.
 
2013-07-18 02:28:43 PM
Cunnilingists contract
Catherine's contagious cancer-causing coont cooties
 
2013-07-18 03:09:35 PM

Mad_Radhu: Cunnilingists contract
Catherine's contagious cancer-causing coont cooties


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Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of cancer-causing coont cooties can show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of Canasta.
 
2013-07-18 03:11:40 PM

Crewmannumber6: If I had the chance my face would look like a glazed donut every day


i2.listal.com

Understands.
 
2013-07-18 04:31:40 PM

genepool lifeboat: Understands.


You know he killed a girl once
 
2013-07-18 04:53:59 PM

Caelistis: Uh, mods, my post was in reference to the use of the word "journos'". That's Aussie slang.


That dumb word gave me Aussie cancer. It's the kind that leaves you alive but kills everyone around you.
 
2013-07-18 06:04:24 PM
I'm three years removed from my diagnosis/treatment  with the same cancer.  and yeah from some chick I pleasured back in the day.  Doctor says "its an epidemic"

get your snowflakes vaccinated for HPV virus.
 
2013-07-18 07:08:01 PM

Crewmannumber6: If I had the chance my face would look like a glazed donut every day


How YOU doin?
 
2013-07-19 12:38:25 AM
That's a hairy situation.
 
2013-07-19 06:24:52 AM

Assimilate This: That's a hairy situation.


Maybe back in the 80's. Not so much these days, though.
 
2013-07-19 07:24:32 AM
Michael Douglass got mouth cancer because he didn't eat cootch properly.
 
2013-07-19 07:26:15 AM

empres77: Crewmannumber6: If I had the chance my face would look like a glazed donut every day

How YOU doin?


I do just fine, how you doin?
 
2013-07-19 09:13:39 AM

FloridaFarkTag: Michael Douglass got mouth cancer because he didn't eat cootch properly.


Finally. Someone with the courage to say it.
 
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