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(Impact Wrestling)   WILL Chris Sabin be the Buster Douglas to Bully Ray's Mike Tyson? CAN the Main Event Mafia stop Aces & Eights? DOES anyone care about the undercard? LIVE from Louisville, THIS is YOUR Destination X Discussion Thread (8pm ET on PP... er, Spike o_o')   (impactwrestling.com) divider line 334
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2013-07-18 06:02:32 AM

Undisputed fWc Champion up in this b*tch!

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Much has changed since our last TNA thread. Not only am I, Captain Steroid, STILL the Global Legendary Television Champion of the World...

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Yaaaay! :D


... but as of Tuesday, I am ALSO now the holder of the fWc Gredunza Championship! ^_^

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So beautiful... ^.^


There's an old saying in the wrestling biz... "To Be the Man, (WOOO!) You Gotta BEAT the Man!"

I'm no paper champion. Tonight, for the first time in fWc history, I will defend BOTH my Global Legendary Television Championship of the World AND the fWc Gredunza Championship! >:-)

For the GLTV Title, the standard rules apply: Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins that title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and I retain until the next thread.

For the Gredunza, whoever post Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Gredunza for the 1,004th post wins that title. A miss or botch, and I retain the gold.

And to keep things interesting... IF I lose the Gredunza and/or the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World to a Liter, I'll sponsor him/her for a month on TotalFARK.

Good luck, and I hope ya'll paid your air bills tonight, fWc FARKers! ^_^ v
 
2013-07-18 06:21:08 AM
Paper champion!

You know that a TNA thread will never make it to 1,004!

A REAL Champion would put the Gredunza on the line at #150, along with the pony title!

/the TNA threads are more about our LARP titles than actual TNA wrestling, aren't they?
 
2013-07-18 06:39:30 AM

FirstNationalBastard: /the TNA threads are more about our LARP titles than actual TNA wrestling, aren't they?


...

Yes. -_-'
 
2013-07-18 07:17:47 AM

Captain Steroid: FirstNationalBastard: /the TNA threads are more about our LARP titles than actual TNA wrestling, aren't they?

...

Yes. -_-'


To be fair, our LARPing has about the same size audience as TNA.
 
2013-07-18 07:53:13 AM
WILL Chris Sabin be the Buster Douglas to Bully Ray's Mike Tyson?

They're going to hug for 2 hours?
 
2013-07-18 08:01:54 AM

ManateeGag: WILL Chris Sabin be the Buster Douglas to Bully Ray's Mike Tyson?

They're going to hug for 2 hours?


It worked for WWE.

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2013-07-18 11:41:38 AM

FirstNationalBastard: ManateeGag: WILL Chris Sabin be the Buster Douglas to Bully Ray's Mike Tyson?

They're going to hug for 2 hours?

It worked for WWE.

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2013-07-18 11:57:37 AM

Captain Steroid: FirstNationalBastard: ManateeGag: WILL Chris Sabin be the Buster Douglas to Bully Ray's Mike Tyson?

They're going to hug for 2 hours?

It worked for WWE.

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2013-07-18 02:14:29 PM
With all of the people that TNA has released this week, is this going to be Hogan vs. himself for two hours?
 
2013-07-18 02:36:07 PM
From SK's Blog of Doom -

"This may be indicative of nothing, but Destination X is selling terribly in Louisville tonight. I just picked up a first row lower level ticket for $15 - Section 110, on the side of the ring. For Destination X. On the DAY OF THE SHOW. If TNA isn't a company that's crashing and burning, they're certainly doing a good job impersonating one."
 
2013-07-18 02:38:38 PM
If TNA really does crash here, is there anyone who can try to buy them out, or step up to at least their level?  What about ROH?
 
2013-07-18 03:18:09 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: If TNA really does crash here, is there anyone who can try to buy them out, or step up to at least their level?  What about ROH?


Not really. I think the Performance Center was a smart move by Vince. He's positioning himself to become the NFL with the performance center allowing him to create his own minor leagues in the future. Mind you, WWE is already like the NFL in market share for the sport; but the performance center and NXT could make things even better for him moving forward.
 
2013-07-18 04:02:56 PM
Look, its a TNA thread

Aww, isn't this cute? TNA wants to play with the WWE
 
2013-07-18 05:20:09 PM

robsul82: From SK's Blog of Doom -

"This may be indicative of nothing, but Destination X is selling terribly in Louisville tonight. I just picked up a first row lower level ticket for $15 - Section 110, on the side of the ring. For Destination X. On the DAY OF THE SHOW. If TNA isn't a company that's crashing and burning, they're certainly doing a good job impersonating one."


Wait, tonight is a Thursday night PPV on TV? Now the price is a tough one. If it was one ticket, it might simply be that they are filling in single seats. A better indicator would be how much 2 tickets cost. I couldn't check because Ticketmaster no longer has for sale.
 
2013-07-18 06:04:56 PM

robsul82: From SK's Blog of Doom -

"This may be indicative of nothing, but Destination X is selling terribly in Louisville tonight. I just picked up a first row lower level ticket for $15 - Section 110, on the side of the ring. For Destination X. On the DAY OF THE SHOW. If TNA isn't a company that's crashing and burning, they're certainly doing a good job impersonating one."


I wouldn't say they're "crashing and burning". It's really more like a large, out-of-control coal mine fire that's been slowly burning for the past decade. :/
 
2013-07-18 06:28:43 PM

Captain Steroid: robsul82: From SK's Blog of Doom -

"This may be indicative of nothing, but Destination X is selling terribly in Louisville tonight. I just picked up a first row lower level ticket for $15 - Section 110, on the side of the ring. For Destination X. On the DAY OF THE SHOW. If TNA isn't a company that's crashing and burning, they're certainly doing a good job impersonating one."

I wouldn't say they're "crashing and burning". It's really more like a large, out-of-control coal mine fire that's been slowly burning for the past decade. :/




TNA had nearly infinite chances and they blew it every time. TNA does not deserve to exist.
 
2013-07-18 07:10:23 PM
DOES anyone care about the undercard?
 
2013-07-18 07:16:21 PM
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2013-07-18 07:21:16 PM
WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER I KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO RUN A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS AND THOSE GUYS IN THE GREAT WHITE NORTH JUST DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES, MAN.  THERE'S NO WAY BILLIONAIRE VINCE IS REALLY A BILLIONAIRE.  THAT'S TOO MUCH MONEY TO COUNT, DUDE.  ALL THOSE PENNIES AND DIMES, WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU MISS ONE?  THEN YOU HAVE TO START OVER.  JUST LIKE IMPACT WRESTLING WAS THE WAY THIS WRESTLING BUSINESS WAS GOING TO START OVER.  WE AREN'T GONNA MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES, BROTHER.  WE AREN'T GONNA HIRE FIFTY-YEAR-OLDS WHO CAN'T DRAW A DIME, MAN.  THAT'S NOT THE IMPACT WRESTLING WAY, DUDE.  WE'RE GONNA PUSH THE STARS, GUYS LIKE ERIC BISCHOFF, AND, AND STING, YEAH MAN, STING'S STILL GOT A LOT OF GAS IN THE TANK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, MAN.  WITH THESE TWO MEN BY MY SIDE, WE'RE GONNA TAKE OVER.  YOU CAN CALL THIS, THE IMPACT WRESTLING, OF WRESTLING, BROTHER.  AND DIXIE CARTER, SHE'S A REAL CUTE GIRL, MAN.  GOT A LOT OF SPUNK IN HER.  AND WHEN I SAID TO HER, "YOU GOTTA HIRE ME, THESE BUMS CAN'T DRAW A DIME", SHE WAS ALL EARS, MAN.  AND NEXT WEEK, WE'RE GONNA BE HAVIN' A POST-FOURTH-OF-JULY FIREWORKS SALE.  ALL WRESTLERS THAT CAN'T DRAW, NINETY PERCENT OFF.  WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU A.J. STYLES FOR FIFTY BUCKS, BROTHER.  I GOT HIS CONTRACT RIGHT HERE IN MY HAND, DUDE.  THE PAPER'S WORTH MORE THAN HE IS.  BUT IF YOU NEED A WRESTLER FOR YOUR NEXT BIRTHDAY PARTY, THEY DON'T CALL HIM "PHENOMENAL" FOR A REASON, BROTHER.  I'LL GIVE YOU THREE KNOCKOUTS FOR TEN BUCKS.  WOMEN CAN'T DRAW.  THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE MEN, YOU KNOW?  WHO WANTS TO WATCH A GIRL SLAP ON AN ARMBAR?  ARMBARS DON'T DRAW, AND GIRLS DON'T DRAW.  THAT'S THE POINT I'M TRYING TO MAKE, BROTHER.  WHEN YOU HAVE A GENIUS LIKE ME WORKIN THE FRONT DESK, YOU GOT THE HENRY FORD OF HIS DAY, MAN, PUTTIN IMPACT WRESTLING ON THE ASSEMBLY LINE TO SUCCESS, WHATCHA GONNA DO?  WHATCHA GONNA DOOOOOOOO, WHEN HENRY FORD AND HIS NAZI SYMPATHEIZERS, RUN WILD ON YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU???????????//
 
2013-07-18 07:28:27 PM
It's also at 9 eastern.
 
2013-07-18 07:30:23 PM

robsul82: It's also at 9 eastern.


Hm.

I would have figured they would have went with a 3 hour, Clash of the Champions thing since this used to be a PPV and all. Instead, this is just a glorified Impact episode.

/and they're airing farking COPS reruns from 8-9. COPS is a bigger ratings getter than live TNA? Then why even bother?
 
2013-07-18 07:32:07 PM
IS anyone still employed by TNA?
 
2013-07-18 09:21:02 PM
So, this is a TNA thread, eh?
 
2013-07-18 09:21:26 PM
Are... are we live? o_o'

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2013-07-18 09:22:18 PM
Wizard time. MEM keeps the Aces at bay. Brooke Hogan comes out and helps Bully Ray and screws Sabin. Why will she serve on Sabin? No idea. I mean they are McMahon-Helmsley 2.0 right?
 
2013-07-18 09:22:57 PM
WTF is this?
 
2013-07-18 09:24:05 PM
The thread totally TNA'd all over itself.

Captain Steroid: Are... are we live? o_o'

robsul82: [pbs.twimg.com image 599x387]

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The reason why D-Lo can't feed his family tonight.

Jonny Chimpo: Wizard time. MEM keeps the Aces at bay. Brooke Hogan comes out and helps Bully Ray and screws Sabin. Why will she serve on Sabin? No idea. I mean they are McMahon-Helmsley 2.0 right?


Well, we've been wizarding that every big show for months now (just replace "Sabin" with "opponent"), so why not now?  lol
 
2013-07-18 09:24:57 PM
So do I need to log in as my TNA alt to enjoy this thread?
 
2013-07-18 09:25:47 PM

robsul82: The thread totally TNA'd all over itself.

Captain Steroid: Are... are we live? o_o'

robsul82: [pbs.twimg.com image 599x387]

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The reason why D-Lo can't feed his family tonight.


That belt is f**king HIDEOUS! >:O

Who designed that thing?!
 
2013-07-18 09:28:09 PM
Wildcat belts. Millican refused them because they wanted to pay less than a thousand and they treat their belts like shiat.
 
2013-07-18 09:28:28 PM
SUICIDE DIVE!

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2013-07-18 09:28:29 PM
OK I dont usually watch TNA but this used to be a PPV?  PPV quality? Good spots in this match but they take a bit long to set up.

Also glad Fark isn't broken anymore.
 
2013-07-18 09:28:48 PM
Also they should have brought back the six sided ring for Destination X. Or just in general
 
2013-07-18 09:29:03 PM

Dougie AXP: So do I need to log in as my TNA alt to enjoy this thread?


You have a TNA alt? People do this?
 
2013-07-18 09:29:24 PM

RevMercutio: Wildcat belts. Millican refused them because they wanted to pay less than a thousand and they treat their belts like shiat.


I understand the cost issue but who cares how they treat the belts after you get paid?
'
 
2013-07-18 09:29:39 PM
Wait, this used to be a PPV?
 
2013-07-18 09:29:57 PM

Dougie AXP: RevMercutio: Wildcat belts. Millican refused them because they wanted to pay less than a thousand and they treat their belts like shiat.

I understand the cost issue but who cares how they treat the belts after you get paid?
'


When they demand you repair them. For free.
 
2013-07-18 09:30:54 PM

RevMercutio: Dougie AXP: RevMercutio: Wildcat belts. Millican refused them because they wanted to pay less than a thousand and they treat their belts like shiat.

I understand the cost issue but who cares how they treat the belts after you get paid?
'

When they demand you repair them. For free.


Oh, sweet merciful crap. -_-
 
2013-07-18 09:31:29 PM
Aries wins!

Again! :D
 
2013-07-18 09:31:38 PM

Hillbilly Jim: Dougie AXP: So do I need to log in as my TNA alt to enjoy this thread?

You have a TNA alt? People do this?


It was done way back when

RevMercutio: Dougie AXP: RevMercutio: Wildcat belts. Millican refused them because they wanted to pay less than a thousand and they treat their belts like shiat.

I understand the cost issue but who cares how they treat the belts after you get paid?
'

When they demand you repair them. For free.


I believe the phrase "no warranty is implied to granted upon customer receipt of order"

aka, you break it, fark you, you're on your own.
 
2013-07-18 09:32:23 PM

Captain Steroid: robsul82: The thread totally TNA'd all over itself.

Captain Steroid: Are... are we live? o_o'

robsul82: [pbs.twimg.com image 599x387]

[i1182.photobucket.com image 325x182]

The reason why D-Lo can't feed his family tonight.

That belt is f**king HIDEOUS! >:O

Who designed that thing?!


That thing looks like someone slapped a big "X" in the middle of the ugliest Intercontinental belt of them all.
 
2013-07-18 09:32:28 PM
RUN, JB!
 
2013-07-18 09:32:52 PM
Rood is doing his best Ryback impression but with throwing furniture into the ring.
 
2013-07-18 09:32:52 PM
Now that 200 dollar TV and chairs are coming out of Roode's paycheck. Now he owes TNA 150 bucks
 
2013-07-18 09:32:58 PM
Aaaand, Roode just threw a tantrum. :P
 
2013-07-18 09:33:18 PM
Nice to see Chavo still working.
 
2013-07-18 09:33:24 PM
The post-Mania Jersey crowd knew how to deal with a wrestler throwing chairs, Roode.
 
2013-07-18 09:33:59 PM
What is a Main Event Mafia?
 
2013-07-18 09:34:03 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: robsul82: The thread totally TNA'd all over itself.

Captain Steroid: Are... are we live? o_o'

robsul82: [pbs.twimg.com image 599x387]

[i1182.photobucket.com image 325x182]

The reason why D-Lo can't feed his family tonight.

That belt is f**king HIDEOUS! >:O

Who designed that thing?!

That thing looks like someone slapped a big "X" in the middle of the ugliest Intercontinental belt of them all.


I said the exact same thing in Japan!
 
2013-07-18 09:34:33 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Rood is doing his best Ryback Goldberg impression but with throwing furniture into the ring.


/FTFY
 
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