I_Am_Weasel: It must be tough to lose an eye. Fortunately, he's too legit to quit.
doglover: If only there was a song about this kind of thing.But seriously, kids, always be ready to defend yourself. Chances are this will never happen to you. But it's not 0. A nice hard briefcase, a walking stick, even just martial arts classes: you never know when shiat will go horribly wrong. You should be prepared to go from 0-being attacked by a simple melee weapon in less than 1 second.
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