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2013-07-18 09:28:16 AM  
Trust me.  I know what I'm doing.
 
2013-07-18 09:33:33 AM  
It must be tough to lose an eye.  Fortunately, he's too legit to quit.
 
2013-07-18 09:56:05 AM  
If only there was a song about this kind of thing.

But seriously, kids, always be ready to defend yourself. Chances are this will never happen to you. But it's not 0. A nice hard briefcase, a walking stick, even just martial arts classes: you never know when shiat will go horribly wrong. You should be prepared to go from 0-being attacked by a simple melee weapon in less than 1 second.
 
2013-07-18 10:35:00 AM  
This guy no longer has 2 legit eyes.
 
2013-07-18 11:08:41 AM  

doglover: If only there was a song about this kind of thing.

But seriously, kids, always be ready to defend yourself. Chances are this will never happen to you. But it's not 0. A nice hard briefcase, a walking stick, even just martial arts classes: you never know when shiat will go horribly wrong. You should be prepared to go from 0-being attacked by a simple melee weapon in less than 1 second.


I think about ways to kill every single person I meet.
 
2013-07-18 11:09:49 AM  
You know there was a call for a ban on hammers back when the gun control debate was still in the spotlight
 
2013-07-18 11:18:00 AM  
Uh oh, uh oh uh oh uh oh, uh oh, uh oh
 
2013-07-18 11:18:00 AM  
holy sh*t subby...goin' old school on us.

23 years ago...
 
2013-07-18 11:19:22 AM  

born_yesterday: doglover: If only there was a song about this kind of thing.

But seriously, kids, always be ready to defend yourself. Chances are this will never happen to you. But it's not 0. A nice hard briefcase, a walking stick, even just martial arts classes: you never know when shiat will go horribly wrong. You should be prepared to go from 0-being attacked by a simple melee weapon in less than 1 second.

I think about ways to kill every single person I meet.


You don't think about it, you should just have a default reaction if someone takes a swing at you.
 
2013-07-18 11:24:06 AM  
A one-eyed black musician? Sammy Davis Jr. did it first
 
2013-07-18 11:26:37 AM  
Black on black crime.  Why is this even news?

\window seat please.
 
2013-07-18 11:27:45 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: It must be tough to lose an eye.  Fortunately, he's too legit to quit.


It's a good thing he wasn't a reggae artist.  Then he would have lost eye and eye.
 
2013-07-18 11:30:54 AM  
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2013-07-18 11:31:31 AM  
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2013-07-18 11:38:07 AM  

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Whitman Mayo wanted for questioning.

 
2013-07-18 11:39:24 AM  
What cho want to get into the mandingo fighting business for?
 
2013-07-18 11:39:58 AM  
static.comicvine.com
 
2013-07-18 11:41:03 AM  
And by hammer, I mean...

tvmedia.ign.com
 
2013-07-18 11:41:45 AM  
Oh goddammit, NOW I read the article.
 
2013-07-18 11:46:55 AM  

SithLord: Black on black crime.  Why is this even news?

\window seat please.



FTA:they don't feel this is a hate  crime

I assume the attacker must be someone who loves him
 
2013-07-18 11:47:35 AM  

kanesays: [s15.postimg.org image 722x406]

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Whitman Mayo wanted for questioning.



how funny that you post that while D.C cab is playing on my tv at the same moment.
 
2013-07-18 11:50:30 AM  
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Bushwick Bill called to welcome him to the club.
 
2013-07-18 11:58:16 AM  
Is this truly Hammer time? Should I by Sammy's glass eye?
 
2013-07-18 12:01:26 PM  
Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood clean from my head?

/Too soon?
 
2013-07-18 12:15:24 PM  

dittybopper: Trust me.  I know what I'm doing.


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HAMMER!
 
2013-07-18 12:18:28 PM  

kanesays: [s15.postimg.org image 722x406]

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Whitman Mayo wanted for questioning.


We're done here I think.
 
2013-07-18 12:41:23 PM  
I LOL'd at the headline, subby.
 
2013-07-18 12:58:17 PM  

kanesays: [s15.postimg.org image 722x406]

[s23.postimg.org image 500x331]
Whitman Mayo wanted for questioning.


Looks like Grady from Sanford & Son.
 
2013-07-18 12:58:45 PM  
Wanted for questioning
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2013-07-18 01:29:56 PM  

Mr. Pokeylope: Wanted for questioning
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Huh? That's not Josh Brolin.
 
2013-07-18 01:39:38 PM  

Waldo Pepper: SithLord: Black on black crime.  Why is this even news?

\window seat please.


FTA:they don't feel this is a hate  crime

I assume the attacker must be someone who loves him


they did specify a vicious hammer attack, so we know it wasn't one of those friendly hammer attacks we all love so much.
 
2013-07-18 01:52:10 PM  

dittybopper: Trust me.  I know what I'm doing.


Was expecting THIS. Man that would be an awesome show to resurrect for a movie
 
2013-07-18 02:13:29 PM  
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Proud.
 
2013-07-18 02:26:39 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-18 06:12:19 PM  
http://blog.oregonlive.com/breakingnews/2008/01/man_admits_to_hammer_ a ttack_at.html

This was a few years ago.  Happened at a local grocery store.  Crazy old guy walks up to a total stranger, a middle-aged woman, and hits her in the head with a hammer as hard as he can.  He then proceeds to finish his shopping and gets in the checkout line where he is promptly arrested.

Pretty soon you won't be able to a hammer without a waiting period or background check.
 
2013-07-19 07:32:50 AM  

stupiddream: kanesays: [s15.postimg.org image 722x406]

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Whitman Mayo wanted for questioning.

Looks like Grady from Sanford & Son.




The theme song is playing in my head.
 
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