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(The Sun)   A guide to the most dangerous land mammals in England. The Alpaca gets a two out of five danger rating (Scroll towards the bottom of the article)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 77
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2013-07-18 09:28:38 AM
The Cockney 'Lazy Git'...2 out of 5 stars
The Irish 'Dopey Bastard'...3 out of 5 stars
The Scottish 'Lend Me a Fiver Or I'll Kick Your Teeth In'...4 out of 5 stars
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and the most dangerous land animal in Britain...The 'Chav'...5 out of 5 stars. Don't make eye contact.
 
2013-07-18 09:34:28 AM

gopher321: The Cockney 'Lazy Git'...2 out of 5 stars
The Irish 'Dopey Bastard'...3 out of 5 stars
The Scottish 'Lend Me a Fiver Or I'll Kick Your Teeth In'...4 out of 5 stars
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and the most dangerous land animal in Britain...The 'Chav'...5 out of 5 stars. Don't make eye contact.


How could they leave the Chav and the equally dangerous Chavette off the list?
 
2013-07-18 09:35:11 AM
The Sun is....apparently off it's meds this morning
 
2013-07-18 09:36:02 AM
The rabbit.  #1.  He's got teeth like... he can leap....... LOOK AT THE BONES!!
 
2013-07-18 09:37:00 AM
Christ what a bunch of pussies.
 
2013-07-18 09:39:44 AM
I wish the Irish Elk was still around

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2013-07-18 09:40:01 AM

Voiceofreason01: The Sun is....apparently off it's meds this morning


They're all sixes and sevens.
 
2013-07-18 09:40:26 AM

skinink: gopher321: The Cockney 'Lazy Git'...2 out of 5 stars
The Irish 'Dopey Bastard'...3 out of 5 stars
The Scottish 'Lend Me a Fiver Or I'll Kick Your Teeth In'...4 out of 5 stars
.
.
and the most dangerous land animal in Britain...The 'Chav'...5 out of 5 stars. Don't make eye contact.

How could they leave the Chav and the equally dangerous Chavette off the list?


Chav:
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Chavette:
www.bugbitten.com

The deadliest sh*t in England
 
2013-07-18 09:40:31 AM
Don't forget about the killer rabbits.

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2013-07-18 09:47:53 AM
Alpaca bites can be pretty nasti.
 
2013-07-18 09:49:08 AM
Don't forget toothpaste.  Every one of em knows to stay away from that shiat.
 
2013-07-18 09:49:42 AM
farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-18 09:50:50 AM

xanadian: The rabbit.  #1.  He's got teeth like... he can leap....... LOOK AT THE BONES!!


Heh heh

And Myxomatosis! They got myxomatosis!

(I don't know why
I feel so tongue tied)
 
2013-07-18 09:52:30 AM
Man, I really want to post the alpaca pic.  The Sun won't let me.  Because the caption would easily be..Penis goes where?
 
2013-07-18 09:54:00 AM
i512.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-18 09:54:22 AM
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2013-07-18 09:55:53 AM
Moo-derers ... eighteen Brits have been trampled to death by killer cows in the past decade

Heh heh. "Moo-derers."
Oh yeah. Then there's the people getting trampled to death. Very sad.
 
2013-07-18 09:55:53 AM

macadamnut: [i512.photobucket.com image 611x433]


Drat, you beat me to it.  Oh, well.

BEWARE THE LLAMAS!
 
2013-07-18 09:56:14 AM

blatz514: Man, I really want to post the alpaca pic.  The Sun won't let me.  Because the caption would easily be..Penis goes where?



The wife and I hope to raise alpacas one day.

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2013-07-18 09:57:35 AM

that was my nickname in highschool: blatz514: Man, I really want to post the alpaca pic.  The Sun won't let me.  Because the caption would easily be..Penis goes where?


The wife and I hope to raise alpacas one day.

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YES!  I owe you a dollar.
 
2013-07-18 09:59:12 AM
Did someone say alpacas?

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2013-07-18 09:59:21 AM
Are alpacas as dangerous as the Chinese grass-mud horse?
 
2013-07-18 10:00:52 AM

blatz514: YES!  I owe you a dollar.



No worries, someone needed to repost it for the benefit of people smart enough not to click on a Sun link.
 
2013-07-18 10:04:29 AM

Mad Scientist: Don't forget about the killer rabbits.

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2013-07-18 10:05:20 AM
Around here, they use alpacas and llamas as guard "dogs" when there are sheep pastured in the alfalfa and sudan grass fields......they will fark up a coyote or dog that comes after the sheep and have even been known to stomp the shiat out of the occasional illegal alien that thinks he's going to have mutton back at his hideout that night....
 
2013-07-18 10:06:45 AM
Most Dangerous Mammaries Mammal?

Most of the babes below the fold on the front page, and most any Page 3 girl in any tabloid.
 
2013-07-18 10:08:52 AM
Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout: "look out, there are llamas!".
 
2013-07-18 10:09:50 AM
A guide to the most dangerous land mammals in England.

First entry: shark.

/candygram?
 
2013-07-18 10:10:42 AM

give me doughnuts: Alpaca bites can be pretty nasti.


Have you ever cleaned up after an alpaca?
 
2013-07-18 10:11:41 AM
The whole time: "WTF am I reading?"
 
2013-07-18 10:12:44 AM
The most dangerous mammal, of course, is man. He is cunning, ruthless and resourceful. A truly worthy opponent for the real hunter. That's why I hunt them. I prefer to take them with a high powered rifle from a great distance. It's challenging and exciting when you can bring one down. I tend to take the young when they are still in their strollers. They have wheels so you aren't dragging the carcass around.
 
2013-07-18 10:13:00 AM
Where's Adele!?!
 
2013-07-18 10:13:05 AM
OMG, get on the bike, it's an alpaca!
 
2013-07-18 10:13:29 AM

Mad Scientist: Don't forget about the killer rabbits.

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"Mankey Scotch Git!"
 
2013-07-18 10:14:13 AM

HailRobonia: [farm7.staticflickr.com image 640x413]


Or you could go more old school.


i253.photobucket.comKitty Kong - from "The Goodies"
 
2013-07-18 10:14:15 AM
 
2013-07-18 10:16:24 AM
I'm pleased to see they included the dreaded seagull, the most dangerous land mammal of all.
 
2013-07-18 10:16:41 AM

Do the needful: give me doughnuts: Alpaca bites can be pretty nasti.

Have you ever cleaned up after an alpaca?


25.media.tumblr.com

Do they clog the drain?
 
2013-07-18 10:17:24 AM
Aerodynamic sharks are scary!
 
2013-07-18 10:19:05 AM

buckler: A guide to the most dangerous land mammals in England.

First entry: shark.

/candygram?


And it went wherever I did go.
 
2013-07-18 10:23:34 AM
And the Australians laughed and laughed......
 
2013-07-18 10:24:59 AM
What about sheep? Sheep have to be at least two stars, because they spread rumors.

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2013-07-18 10:27:33 AM

Gunny Highway: I wish the Irish Elk was still around

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Why, so you can kill it?
 
2013-07-18 10:28:13 AM
www.scenicreflections.com
 
2013-07-18 10:28:20 AM

brap: HailRobonia: [farm7.staticflickr.com image 640x413]

Or you could go more old school.


[i253.photobucket.com image 253x199]Kitty Kong - from "The Goodies"


Loved that show. I saw them before I encountered Monty Python.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-18 10:28:47 AM

Gunny Highway: I wish the Irish Elk was still around

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]


Put that on the list after the Mammoth and the Dodo.
 
2013-07-18 10:29:40 AM
lol even british sharks have bad teeth
 
2013-07-18 10:30:29 AM
Once the damned Brits boil the animal for six hours, it's only dangerous for your appetite.
 
2013-07-18 10:31:12 AM

little Jeff: And the Australians laughed and laughed......



The damned plants in Australia are more dangerous than the animals in England.
 
2013-07-18 10:32:03 AM
The spines on his back
Are too sharp for a man.
He'll give you a pain
In the worst place he can.
The result, I'm sure
You'll find will appall:
That the hedgehog can never
Be buggered at all.
 
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