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(NJ.com)   The only thing worse than a Taylor Swift concert is not being able to leave   (nj.com) divider line 38
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2013-07-18 02:00:08 PM
"The New Jersey Department of Transportation (NJDOT) scheduled an unplanned construction project westbound on Route 3 at the Passaic River Bridge. Due to a miscommunication between the NJDOT and their contractor, the project went underway at 10:30 PM on the 13th and the reduction in lanes caused major congestion on the entire stadium site which affected all points of egress, including those not using Route 3."

Good one NJDOT
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2013-07-18 02:30:36 PM
"scheduled an unplanned construction project westbound "

How is scheduling something not planning?
 
2013-07-18 02:31:21 PM
Sounds like a clear cut violation of the Eighth Amendment
 
2013-07-18 02:32:07 PM

stonicus: "scheduled an unplanned construction project westbound "

How is scheduling something not planning?


New Jersey.  Lots of "unexpected" deaths are planned, for example.
 
2013-07-18 02:32:10 PM
He said the DOT reached out to MetLife officials and vowed to coordinate with them to ensure those types of delays don't occur again.

WTF is this?  A reasonable response from a government agency?  Did I wake up in Bizzaro World today?
 
2013-07-18 02:32:52 PM
Sounds like someone said "10:30? Yeah, shouldn't be a problem that late. No need to check for conflicts."
 
2013-07-18 02:39:48 PM
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2013-07-18 02:45:46 PM
i'll take a repaired road over inconveniencing a few tens of thousands of people who have already shown a poor taste in music
 
2013-07-18 02:52:58 PM
 
2013-07-18 02:54:12 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: i'll take a repaired road over inconveniencing a few tens of thousands of people who have already shown a poor taste in music


Good point!
 
2013-07-18 02:56:29 PM
Oh, oh. Traffic, traffic, traffic.
 
2013-07-18 02:58:30 PM
As someone who was once forced to take his tween daughter to a Taylor Swift concert, I agree with this headline.
 
2013-07-18 02:58:43 PM

stonicus: "scheduled an unplanned construction project westbound "

How is scheduling something not planning?


I was thinking the same.

//better question: why even attend a Taylor Swift concert in the first place?
 
2013-07-18 03:12:09 PM

Bonkthat_Again: "The New Jersey Department of Transportation (NJDOT) scheduled an unplanned construction project westbound on Route 3 at the Passaic River Bridge. Due to a miscommunication between the NJDOT and their contractor, the project went underway at 10:30 PM on the 13th and the reduction in lanes caused major congestion on the entire stadium site which affected all points of egress, including those not using Route 3."

Good one NJDOT
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Okay, but how does Rule 34 apply to this story, Farkers?
 
2013-07-18 03:13:22 PM

Chiquidin: stonicus: "scheduled an unplanned construction project westbound "

How is scheduling something not planning?

I was thinking the same.

//better question: why even attend a Taylor Swift concert in the first place?


Plenty of parents put themselves up to this stuff because their kids want to go.
 
2013-07-18 03:19:57 PM

Chiquidin: stonicus: "scheduled an unplanned construction project westbound "

How is scheduling something not planning?

I was thinking the same.

//better question: why even attend a Taylor Swift concert in the first place?


She puts on a fairly good show. Alas you always get dirty looks being a guy in his mid 30s at a Taylor Swift show from girl's mothers. Strange that.
 
2013-07-18 03:20:12 PM
I am ashamed to admit this, but that is the best opening line of a story I have seen in a long time.
 
2013-07-18 03:24:51 PM

Cybernetic: As someone who was once forced to take his tween daughter to a Taylor Swift concert, I agree with this headline.


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2013-07-18 03:27:53 PM
Don't upset the swifties.
 
2013-07-18 03:39:05 PM

AngryTeacher: I am ashamed to admit this, but that is the best opening line of a story I have seen in a long time.


Fark you. Last time that goddamn song got stuck in my head it took WEEKS to get it out.
/HATE country music of all stripes. It's Irish music with a southern twang is all.
 
2013-07-18 03:41:45 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com  encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com just so long as she's home by 6:30.
 
2013-07-18 03:42:15 PM

LarryDan43: Don't upset the swifties.


they don't like it when they don't win, tom said upsettingly
 
2013-07-18 03:55:16 PM

LarryDan43: Don't upset the swifties.


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To hell with them.
 
2013-07-18 03:57:11 PM

DiRF: LarryDan43: Don't upset the swifties.

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To hell with them.


Is this guy from RihannaNavy?
 
2013-07-18 04:31:58 PM
//better question: why even attend a Taylor Swift concert in the first place?


Stupidity, ignorance, whiny bratty kids, lack of self esteem,,,
 
2013-07-18 04:33:50 PM
Okay, but how does Rule 34 apply to this story, Farkers?

Taylor Swift & the goats???


//OK leaving now before i get in trouble.
 
2013-07-18 04:37:16 PM
Hate her music, but wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
 
2013-07-18 04:53:34 PM

MindStalker: Chiquidin: stonicus: "scheduled an unplanned construction project westbound "

How is scheduling something not planning?

I was thinking the same.

//better question: why even attend a Taylor Swift concert in the first place?

Plenty of parents put themselves up to this stuff because their kids want to go.


Yay!!! Something to look forward to in about 10-12 years.

Hopefully it won't be as bad as it is now.

//that said would rather go to TS than Bieber, one direction or any of those type a "music" shows.

////hopes children will prefer Metallica and the like.
 
2013-07-18 05:02:00 PM

symptomoftheuniverse: Hate her music, but wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.


As I understand, that's the only thing she'll do in bed.
 
2013-07-18 05:11:09 PM
symptomoftheuniverse: Hate her music, but wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

THIS
 
2013-07-18 05:20:40 PM

Guadior42: symptomoftheuniverse: Hate her music, but wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

As I understand, that's the only thing she'll do in bed.


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2013-07-18 06:34:11 PM

devilEther: Guadior42: symptomoftheuniverse: Hate her music, but wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

As I understand, that's the only thing she'll do in bed.

that'sracist.gif


I think the suggestion was she has a rep for not putting out at all...as in, eating crackers (the little bread-things, not "white people") is about all she'll do in bed.
 
2013-07-18 06:37:35 PM
Perhaps I should just clarify by saying id like to fark her.
 
2013-07-18 09:41:42 PM

symptomoftheuniverse: Perhaps I should just clarify by saying id like to fark her.


I would hit that so hard that whosoever pulled me out would be crowned king of North Carolina.
 
2013-07-18 10:10:00 PM

ronaprhys: symptomoftheuniverse: Perhaps I should just clarify by saying id like to fark her.

I would hit that so hard that whosoever pulled me out would be crowned king of North Carolina.


Why such a cruel punishment?
 
2013-07-18 10:11:05 PM
F you, I like Taylor Swift,
 
2013-07-19 02:52:52 AM
I think she's pretty ... hot ... no problems with her.. Nope.
 
2013-07-19 10:03:23 AM

JohnAnnArbor: stonicus: "scheduled an unplanned construction project westbound "

How is scheduling something not planning?

New Jersey.  Lots of "unexpected" deaths are planned, for example.


SMH. WTF?
 
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