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(Metro)   Dragon skull washes up on beach, Daenerys Targaryen sought for questioning   (metro.co.uk) divider line 110
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2013-07-18 03:26:21 AM  
Cool show. We've just been watching Rome as well, which is of a similar bent. Patchy initially but I like now. I would question the shiat out of Marc Anthony (thanks Molavian)
 
2013-07-18 03:30:49 AM  
incidentally, if subby could spell her name without looking it up, colour me impressed
 
2013-07-18 03:35:45 AM  
Great Britain gets viral marketing like this:
i41.tinypic.com

We in the states get viral marketing like this...sigh:

i41.tinypic.com

:
 
2013-07-18 03:43:29 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-18 04:14:16 AM  

WhippingBoy: gaspode: To be fair it would look biatchin' on a van

My life's ambition is to get one of those black vans with a naked chick riding a Griffon painted on the sides. You just don't see those any more.


Bad 70's fantasy art? Yeah, there's a reason.
 
2013-07-18 04:16:07 AM  

WhippingBoy: gaspode: To be fair it would look biatchin' on a van

My life's ambition is to get one of those black vans with a naked chick riding a Griffon painted on the sides. You just don't see those any more.


biatchin, but those things are like rolling probably cause...

cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-07-18 04:55:31 AM  

Archie Goodwin: WhippingBoy: gaspode: To be fair it would look biatchin' on a van

My life's ambition is to get one of those black vans with a naked chick riding a Griffon painted on the sides. You just don't see those any more.

Bad 70's fantasy art? Yeah, there's a reason.


women with any class being reluctant to fark you on the stained matress in the back probably didn't help either
 
2013-07-18 05:06:02 AM  

Psycoholic_Slag: [www.mytierack.com image 628x942]


Maybe not winter, but it looks a bit chilly.
 
2013-07-18 05:25:16 AM  

phlegmmo: The large head, which is the size of a London bus, appeared this week with fossil hunters only complete idiots baffled as to where it could have come from.


If that skull is the size of a London bus, than the girl in the photos has to be about six feet tall.
 
2013-07-18 05:32:10 AM  

Cyno01: WhippingBoy: gaspode: To be fair it would look biatchin' on a van

My life's ambition is to get one of those black vans with a naked chick riding a Griffon painted on the sides. You just don't see those any more.

biatchin, but those things are like rolling probably cause...

[cdn.uproxx.com image 650x987]


Toot toot!
 
2013-07-18 06:07:47 AM  
Those big front teeth lead me to believe this was one dorky-looking dragon.

www.funkermarket.com
 
2013-07-18 06:14:14 AM  

lyndsayj: Cyno01: WhippingBoy: gaspode: To be fair it would look biatchin' on a van

My life's ambition is to get one of those black vans with a naked chick riding a Griffon painted on the sides. You just don't see those any more.

biatchin, but those things are like rolling probably cause...

[cdn.uproxx.com image 650x987]

Toot toot!


You forgot "All ashore from the SD Date Rape!"
 
2013-07-18 06:16:23 AM  

Phil Moskowitz: Beach closed due to heavy Smaug.


Jesus Christ. That's far funnier than it has any right to be.
 
2013-07-18 06:19:11 AM  

illannoyin: Is that true?

NSFW Link

/I would like my reward in the form of one month total fark free for one month
//You're welcome


It's not very sexy is it? You can find a picture of her with her mouth open somewhere else where there isn't a cock ruining the picture. You get nothing. Good day sir.
 
2013-07-18 06:40:55 AM  
The Dovahkiin Was Here.
 
2013-07-18 06:42:35 AM  
i1248.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-18 06:48:34 AM  
Durr: [i1248.photobucket.com image 630x798]

She's Stormborn, not Dragonborn.

/re-applies for pedant card
 
2013-07-18 06:56:08 AM  
GoT sucks.    People who go on and on about suck even more.
 
2013-07-18 07:13:57 AM  
Daenerys Targaryen sought for questioning

Isn't he already in custody in connection with the Boston Marathon bombings?
 
2013-07-18 07:14:32 AM  
Stealth sponsored link? Don't give a fark.
Mr Torgue says: "FANTASSY WOORLD"
Now go blow up the ocean.
 
2013-07-18 07:19:55 AM  

Archie Goodwin: WhippingBoy: gaspode: To be fair it would look biatchin' on a van

My life's ambition is to get one of those black vans with a naked chick riding a Griffon painted on the sides. You just don't see those any more.

Bad 70's fantasy art? Yeah, there's a reason.


This should be good. What fantasy series do you think is better?

Malazan? Gentleman Bastards? LOTR?
 
2013-07-18 07:25:28 AM  

Slaxl: Durr: [i1248.photobucket.com image 630x798]

She's Stormborn, not Dragonborn.

/re-applies for pedant card


She is the blood of the dragon. Repeat x83 times.

/god how I loathe her character.
 
2013-07-18 07:26:06 AM  
Emilia Clarke is hot but Daenerys Targaryen is supposed to be 14 in the books...
 
2013-07-18 07:30:00 AM  

blugenes: Emilia Clarke is hot but Daenerys Targaryen is supposed to be 14 in the books...


GRRM had everyone a touch too young IMO. Ned Stark was 35 iirc.
 
2013-07-18 07:31:17 AM  

blugenes: Emilia Clarke is hot but Daenerys Targaryen is supposed to be 14 in the books...


She is 16 by the end of ADWD. I'm guessing the age of consent in Essos is very low.
 
Poe
2013-07-18 07:33:28 AM  
In the TV show, which is based on George RR Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire series, one of the younger characters discovers a similar looking skull.

Haven't had my coffee yet, but I thought that we are told that the skulls of dragons used to be in the throne room, but we don't actually see them there.
 
2013-07-18 07:53:39 AM  

Carth: blugenes: Emilia Clarke is hot but Daenerys Targaryen is supposed to be 14 in the books...

She is 16 by the end of ADWD. I'm guessing the age of consent in Essos is very low.


They don't seem familiar with consent at all.

Poe: In the TV show, which is based on George RR Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire series, one of the younger characters discovers a similar looking skull.

Haven't had my coffee yet, but I thought that we are told that the skulls of dragons used to be in the throne room, but we don't actually see them there.


Indeed, the skulls are in the bowels of the Red Keep and Arya finds them while chasing a cat.
 
Poe
2013-07-18 08:00:01 AM  
Baryogenesis:

Poe: In the TV show, which is based on George RR Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire series, one of the younger characters discovers a similar looking skull.

Haven't had my coffee yet, but I thought that we are told that the skulls of dragons used to be in the throne room, but we don't actually see them there.

Indeed, the skulls are in the bowels of the Red Keep and Arya finds them while chasing a cat.


Ah, right, thank you.  Binge-watched the first 2 seasons in under a week, about a year ago, and that bit had slipped my mind.
 
2013-07-18 08:01:35 AM  
Well regarding age, to be fair, people didn't live that long back then and got married/had kids when they were 16.  Heck, look to the 1700's in this country...
 
2013-07-18 08:05:14 AM  

dittybopper: Daenerys Targaryen sought for questioning

Isn't he already in custody in connection with the Boston Marathon bombings?


No, no, you're thinking of Zooey Deschanel...

i1.mirror.co.uk
 
2013-07-18 08:07:14 AM  

Digitalstrange: 2BuckChuck: I heard a terrible rumor that she is not going to do any more nude screen in the show. I true there may be riots ...

/no titties, no peace!

No,no she said in an interview that a different actress (she didn't name names) said no more nude scenes. Shes cool with them. Her lack of recent nudity is because there simply hasn't been any scenes lately where she was supposed to be.


It couldn't be Sibel Kekilli?  She was a porn star before this!  Who is rocking the throne!?!
 
2013-07-18 08:11:24 AM  
Is that like a tv show or something?
 
2013-07-18 08:19:03 AM  
Would that be considered abandoned property?  Could I back up a flatbed and take it?  Cause I totally would.
 
2013-07-18 08:19:14 AM  

2BuckChuck: I heard a terrible rumor that she is not going to do any more nude screen in the show. I true there may be riots ...

/no titties, no peace!


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-18 08:20:18 AM  

Boojum2k: DreamyAltarBoy: Boojum2k: DreamyAltarBoy: Boojum2k: Launch the Jaegers!

VE HUNT!

Don't lose your hat!

Any plan where yu lose yur hat is...?

A bad plan.



Yu sure are some scmhott guys. You get a hat.

static.tvtropes.org
 
2013-07-18 08:20:50 AM  

Snapper Carr: So HBO is willing to do business with a 3rd rate streaming service but Netflix and Amazon are out of luck?


Overseas market. I suspect their cable companies are not as monopolistic as ours.
 
2013-07-18 08:38:24 AM  
Caption: Mario finally had his revenge on Bowser.
 
2013-07-18 08:38:44 AM  

illannoyin: Is that true?

NSFW Link

/I would like my reward in the form of one month total fark free for one month
//You're welcome


That's not hot. It's just gross.
 
2013-07-18 08:41:26 AM  

forcebender: Well regarding age, to be fair, people didn't live that long back then and got married/had kids when they were 16.  Heck, look to the 1700's in this country...


I think the age of consent in most states was about 13 or 14 until the 1960's or so.
 
2013-07-18 08:57:12 AM  

ltdanman44: Digitalstrange: 2BuckChuck: I heard a terrible rumor that she is not going to do any more nude screen in the show. I true there may be riots ...

/no titties, no peace!

No,no she said in an interview that a different actress (she didn't name names) said no more nude scenes. Shes cool with them. Her lack of recent nudity is because there simply hasn't been any scenes lately where she was supposed to be.

It couldn't be Sibel Kekilli?  She was a porn star before this!  Who is rocking the throne!?!


That would make a certain upcoming (uh, two seasons from now) scene kind of lame.
 
2013-07-18 09:03:23 AM  

phlegmmo: WhippingBoy: gaspode: To be fair it would look biatchin' on a van

My life's ambition is to get one of those black vans with a naked chick riding a Griffon painted on the sides. You just don't see those any more.

Reach for the stars.


Don't forget the bubble windows:
i21.servimg.com
 
2013-07-18 09:21:16 AM  
She looks less attractive with the blonde hair, and I normally like blonde hair.
 
2013-07-18 09:26:20 AM  
You boys can't do anything right:

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-18 09:56:40 AM  

Arkanaut: forcebender: Well regarding age, to be fair, people didn't live that long back then and got married/had kids when they were 16.  Heck, look to the 1700's in this country...

I think the age of consent in most states was about 13 or 14 until the 1960's or so.


Hate to tell you all this, but the minimum marriage age with parental consent is still *14* in New York.  Hell, at least Florida makes you wait until you're 16.

/Marriageable age in New York for females used to be 12.
//Grew up in Western New York - the place is weird.
 
2013-07-18 10:08:50 AM  

MythDragon: Boojum2k: DreamyAltarBoy: Boojum2k: DreamyAltarBoy: Boojum2k: Launch the Jaegers!

VE HUNT!

Don't lose your hat!

Any plan where yu lose yur hat is...?

A bad plan.


Yu sure are some scmhott guys. You get a hat.

[static.tvtropes.org image 350x288]


"Gilgemesh Wulfenbach"?

Didn't he play the bad guy in the new Star Trek movie?
 
2013-07-18 10:14:08 AM  

dittybopper: Daenerys Targaryen sought for questioning

Isn't he already in custody in connection with the Boston Marathon bombings?

 
2013-07-18 10:40:26 AM  
www.g33kpron.com

Replace the sword with what Khalisee's right-hand calls his 'grey worm' and keep her bemused face... scene would be perfect.
 
2013-07-18 10:41:03 AM  

Phil Moskowitz: Beach closed due to heavy Smaug.


COFFEE

EVERYWHERE
 
2013-07-18 10:50:21 AM  
So it's naturally enough a publicity stunt. And of course legions of lazy journalists oblige them by spreading their advertisement rather than writing actual news.
 
2013-07-18 11:59:38 AM  

peterthx: skinink: This story is the perfect excuse to post pics of Emilia Clarke.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 675x675]

Needs more of her badonkadonk.

http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/4/8/0/3/240618-230843/Clarke.jpg?a =6 6

NSFW


She is a little dumpy in the trunk for traveling on foot for hundreds of miles.  Do you get saddle bags from riding a horse?
She is one beautiful girl.
 
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