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2013-07-18 06:15:38 AM
5 votes:
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With a helpful picture of what a GIANT BEDBUG DESTROYING A BUILDING may look like.

BEDBUGDNADO!
2013-07-18 05:55:11 AM
3 votes:
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2013-07-18 08:24:43 AM
2 votes:

gfid: Godscrack: I hate those roaches that wait under the toilet seat waiting for you to sit down.

I haven't experienced that, but once I was sleeping and having a weird dream.  In the dream a tiny ball of light was bouncing up my arm.  Then, I felt a roach on my face and woke up.  I survived.  The roach did not.

Another time, I was in a hospital lobby, waiting and reading shiatty magazines when I realized the place had fleas.  I hate fleas.

But about the cutest infestation I ever saw was in a hotel room.  There were ladybugs all over the place.  I don't mind lady bugs.  They don't suck blood.  They aren't creepy and dirty like roaches.  They just crawl and occasionally take short flights and look pretty.   Cutest infestation ever!



Not quite
My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever. Much better than cockroaches. I turn the lights on and a bunch of koala bears scatter. I'm like, hey, hold on fellas! Lemme hold one of you, and feed you a leaf. Koalas, they're so farking cute, why do they gotta be so far away from me. They should ship a few over, and I will apprehend one...and hold him...and pet him on the back of his head.

/RIP Mitch
2013-07-18 06:36:38 AM
2 votes:

Claude Ballse: Godscrack: I hate those roaches that wait under the toilet seat waiting for you to sit down.

Right up into the vagina.
Like centipedes.


i.eprci.net
2013-07-18 05:44:39 AM
2 votes:

bojon: In line at the store, I saw a cockroach crawl out of some ones coat. Turned around and left.


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2013-07-17 10:43:15 PM
2 votes:
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bojon: In line at the store, I saw a cockroach crawl out of some ones coat. Turned around and left.


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2013-07-18 12:38:53 PM
1 votes:

bucket_pup: My CSB:

In college, one of my dorm mates was the biggest slob on the planet.  He had no manners, no hygiene regiment, and did not think  twice to cook a frigging pot roast in one of those "over-under" broilers and just leave the mess for days.  Dirty dishes, glasses, forks, knives, spoons, cooking pieces, etc... all left open and exposed for days on end in a 12 X 10 dorm room.  I awoke one night to a cockroach crawling across my face and damn near woke up the entire floor trying to kill it with my crutches. (Did I mention I had just gotten foot surgery?) The next morning I told my roommate that if he valued anything in the room, it had better be long gone come the weekend as I was going to bug-bomb the place and clean it all up.  So on Friday evening he was long gone and I proceeded to set off three of those bug bombs you typically use in much larger rooms (like a whole house) and walked away.  Several hours later, I returned and then took two tubes of clear silicon sealant and sealed every frigging hole, crack, and crevice  I could find in the room.  I sealed the light switch, AC unit, shelving units, the entire floor line, behind the metal desks, under the windows, and anything else I could find.  That solved my bug problem and my roommate left at the end of the semester to another room and flunked out the semester after that.  What a putz.


My girlfrield in college was a germophobe.  I really didn't care because I agree with what you did above.  One day she siliconed every crack in the house and  decided all of our paper belongings needed to be laminated.  All the magazines went in the trash and everything else, including bills, receipts, you name it, was laminated.  Took her months.  She didn't laminate her vagina though and I was thankful, because that vagina was crazy special.  After she moved to West Texas she  created the school district's paperless education system and  later lost that  job when she got caught banging some of her male students.  I miss her.
2013-07-18 07:21:23 AM
1 votes:

bojon: In line at the store, I saw a cockroach crawl out of some ones coat. Turned around and left.


It's worse at restaurants.  When I was about 18 I ate lunch at a place that later made Fark for grabbing road kill (a deer) from out front and butchering it in the kitchen.  The incident I saw was some rice wandering off the plate, because it wasn't rice.  Fortunately a health inspector happened to be there investigating them for breaking up frozen chicken by throwing it at the floor.  He was happy to help me get a refund for my larva and rice.

Not as bad, but at a bar in Old Town Portland I had a cockroach run across my table, and almost killed it with my glass.  Several of the regulars yelled at me for threatening Norm.
2013-07-18 06:52:43 AM
1 votes:
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2013-07-18 06:20:07 AM
1 votes:

Godscrack: I hate those roaches that wait under the toilet seat waiting for you to sit down.


I haven't experienced that, but once I was sleeping and having a weird dream.  In the dream a tiny ball of light was bouncing up my arm.  Then, I felt a roach on my face and woke up.  I survived.  The roach did not.

Another time, I was in a hospital lobby, waiting and reading shiatty magazines when I realized the place had fleas.  I hate fleas.

But about the cutest infestation I ever saw was in a hotel room.  There were ladybugs all over the place.  I don't mind lady bugs.  They don't suck blood.  They aren't creepy and dirty like roaches.  They just crawl and occasionally take short flights and look pretty.  Cutest infestation ever!
2013-07-17 11:51:48 PM
1 votes:
I work on the mid-twenties in a midtown office building and we squash the roaches all the time.
 Wake up sheepeoples, It's just a matter of time!!
2013-07-17 11:01:08 PM
1 votes:
Just wait until nanobots are a dime a dozen and schoolkids are doing this for the lulz.
 
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