gfid: Godscrack: I hate those roaches that wait under the toilet seat waiting for you to sit down.I haven't experienced that, but once I was sleeping and having a weird dream. In the dream a tiny ball of light was bouncing up my arm. Then, I felt a roach on my face and woke up. I survived. The roach did not.Another time, I was in a hospital lobby, waiting and reading shiatty magazines when I realized the place had fleas. I hate fleas.But about the cutest infestation I ever saw was in a hotel room. There were ladybugs all over the place. I don't mind lady bugs. They don't suck blood. They aren't creepy and dirty like roaches. They just crawl and occasionally take short flights and look pretty. Cutest infestation ever!
Claude Ballse: Godscrack: I hate those roaches that wait under the toilet seat waiting for you to sit down.Right up into the vagina.Like centipedes.
bojon: In line at the store, I saw a cockroach crawl out of some ones coat. Turned around and left.
bucket_pup: My CSB:In college, one of my dorm mates was the biggest slob on the planet. He had no manners, no hygiene regiment, and did not think twice to cook a frigging pot roast in one of those "over-under" broilers and just leave the mess for days. Dirty dishes, glasses, forks, knives, spoons, cooking pieces, etc... all left open and exposed for days on end in a 12 X 10 dorm room. I awoke one night to a cockroach crawling across my face and damn near woke up the entire floor trying to kill it with my crutches. (Did I mention I had just gotten foot surgery?) The next morning I told my roommate that if he valued anything in the room, it had better be long gone come the weekend as I was going to bug-bomb the place and clean it all up. So on Friday evening he was long gone and I proceeded to set off three of those bug bombs you typically use in much larger rooms (like a whole house) and walked away. Several hours later, I returned and then took two tubes of clear silicon sealant and sealed every frigging hole, crack, and crevice I could find in the room. I sealed the light switch, AC unit, shelving units, the entire floor line, behind the metal desks, under the windows, and anything else I could find. That solved my bug problem and my roommate left at the end of the semester to another room and flunked out the semester after that. What a putz.
Godscrack: I hate those roaches that wait under the toilet seat waiting for you to sit down.
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