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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-07-17 09:23:27 PM
A woman stood up and announced that a man sitting near her was covered with the creepy crawlies, sparking chaos in the benches.

As a non-drinker I may never experience the joy of delirium tremens.  I don't mind snakes and insects.
 
2013-07-17 09:26:32 PM
In line at the store, I saw a cockroach crawl out of some ones coat. Turned around and left.
 
2013-07-17 10:43:15 PM
What's going on in this thre-

bojon: In line at the store, I saw a cockroach crawl out of some ones coat. Turned around and left.


awesomelyluvvie.com
 
2013-07-17 11:01:08 PM
Just wait until nanobots are a dime a dozen and schoolkids are doing this for the lulz.
 
2013-07-17 11:24:36 PM
I hate those roaches that wait under the toilet seat waiting for you to sit down.
 
2013-07-17 11:31:21 PM
I would hate to have bedbugs, but the damn stinkbugs out here are getting out of control.

bojon: In line at the store, I saw a cockroach crawl out of some ones coat. Turned around and left.


Could have been a stinkbug.  They are slow, they latch on to everything, and they don't leave.
 
2013-07-17 11:51:48 PM
I work on the mid-twenties in a midtown office building and we squash the roaches all the time.
 Wake up sheepeoples, It's just a matter of time!!
 
2013-07-18 04:41:31 AM
I am surprised this is such a big deal there.  I pretty much assume every big public building here has them.  The county social services building had all the carpet removed from it, and tile installed, because it was easier to battle the persistent infections.  I've had a few exterminators tell me to avoid movie theaters like crazy since it is unlikely you'd find one that doesn't have them.

//Cincinnati
///I think we have been officially called the bed bug capital of the world
 
2013-07-18 05:39:46 AM

ZAZ: A woman stood up and announced that a man sitting near her was covered with the creepy crawlies, sparking chaos in the benches.

As a non-drinker I may never experience the joy of delirium tremens.  I don't mind snakes and insects.


Just take around 700mg's of benadryl and you'll see all the spiders,shadow people and cats you will ever want to.
 
2013-07-18 05:44:39 AM

bojon: In line at the store, I saw a cockroach crawl out of some ones coat. Turned around and left.


tjscott.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-18 05:55:11 AM
i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-18 06:10:35 AM
I saw a spider come out of some filthy hippy's dreadlocks once, he took a look around, and then went back in. Not much spider stuff going on, I suppose.
 
2013-07-18 06:15:38 AM
assets.nydailynews.com

With a helpful picture of what a GIANT BEDBUG DESTROYING A BUILDING may look like.

BEDBUGDNADO!
 
2013-07-18 06:20:07 AM

Godscrack: I hate those roaches that wait under the toilet seat waiting for you to sit down.


I haven't experienced that, but once I was sleeping and having a weird dream.  In the dream a tiny ball of light was bouncing up my arm.  Then, I felt a roach on my face and woke up.  I survived.  The roach did not.

Another time, I was in a hospital lobby, waiting and reading shiatty magazines when I realized the place had fleas.  I hate fleas.

But about the cutest infestation I ever saw was in a hotel room.  There were ladybugs all over the place.  I don't mind lady bugs.  They don't suck blood.  They aren't creepy and dirty like roaches.  They just crawl and occasionally take short flights and look pretty.  Cutest infestation ever!
 
2013-07-18 06:26:24 AM
I was on line at a chain sandwich shop (I'm not saying the name b/c it stopped being part of this chain 2 days after this happened)  when I saw a cockroach just strolling across the sandwich preparation area going from the onions towards the stack of rolls.  The counterman wiped it away with his hand, then sneezed into his hand, wiped his hand on his apron and returned to the sandwich he was making.

I walked out together with the 2 other people who saw the whole thing.

Perhaps it's true that gross stuff like that happens out of sight every day but when it's right there in front of you it somehow seems worse.
 
2013-07-18 06:27:52 AM

Cormee: I saw a spider come out of some filthy hippy's dreadlocks once, he took a look around, and then went back in. Not much spider stuff going on, I suppose.


I thought you meant the hippy looked around, but then realized you probably meant the spider.

I did see a spider in my kitchen last week.  I thought about catching it and releasing it outside for about 500 milliseconds and then decided that it wasn't causing any problems and let it go about its business.

I usually think of spiders as benevolent cohabitants.  They provide entertainment for the cat and rid me of other small bugs that bother me even more.
 
2013-07-18 06:29:57 AM

Godscrack: I hate those roaches that wait under the toilet seat waiting for you to sit down.


Right up into the vagina.
Like centipedes.
 
2013-07-18 06:31:06 AM

bojon: In line at the store, I saw a cockroach crawl out of some ones coat. Turned around and left.


I use to work at a grocery store that had a frequent drunk that was always in and out buying 40s several times a day. One day as he was handing the cashier some money a roach crawled out of his sleeve and onto the counter.The cashier let out a blood curdling scream and ran off.
 
2013-07-18 06:33:22 AM

gfid: Cormee: I saw a spider come out of some filthy hippy's dreadlocks once, he took a look around, and then went back in. Not much spider stuff going on, I suppose.

I thought you meant the hippy looked around, but then realized you probably meant the spider.

I did see a spider in my kitchen last week.  I thought about catching it and releasing it outside for about 500 milliseconds and then decided that it wasn't causing any problems and let it go about its business.

I usually think of spiders as benevolent cohabitants.  They provide entertainment for the cat and rid me of other small bugs that bother me even more.


a spider once bit me and Lord J in separate, dressing gown-related incidents. this is little old blighty so no venom, but apparently climate change now means there's several species of spider in the south of Britain that are capable of biting humans

i always pick em up with a glass and piece of paper and put them outside. unless the cat gets to them then they're toast
 
2013-07-18 06:36:38 AM

Claude Ballse: Godscrack: I hate those roaches that wait under the toilet seat waiting for you to sit down.

Right up into the vagina.
Like centipedes.


i.eprci.net
 
2013-07-18 06:42:17 AM
Rather crass of the judge NOT to offer a complimentary bottle of A200. Talk about elitism.
 
2013-07-18 06:45:03 AM
gfid:

I usually think of spiders as benevolent cohabitants.  They provide entertainment for the cat and rid me of other small bugs that bother me even more.

Me too, I'm more than happy to leave them go about their business in my house, they kill flies, that's good enough for me.

Not too sure I'd want one living in my hair though.
 
2013-07-18 06:52:43 AM
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2013-07-18 07:09:17 AM

LazerFish: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 407x291]


Ahh the Wheelers from Night Court. Originally stated to be from West Virgina till people complained. Then changed to Yugoslavian.
 
2013-07-18 07:18:16 AM

ZAZ: A woman stood up and announced that a man sitting near her was covered with the creepy crawlies, sparking chaos in the benches.

As a non-drinker I may never experience the joy of delirium tremens.  I don't mind snakes and insects.


FTFA:  ...said "no evidence of the alleged bugs was uncovered."

This.  Probably just a mole.
 
2013-07-18 07:21:23 AM

bojon: In line at the store, I saw a cockroach crawl out of some ones coat. Turned around and left.


It's worse at restaurants.  When I was about 18 I ate lunch at a place that later made Fark for grabbing road kill (a deer) from out front and butchering it in the kitchen.  The incident I saw was some rice wandering off the plate, because it wasn't rice.  Fortunately a health inspector happened to be there investigating them for breaking up frozen chicken by throwing it at the floor.  He was happy to help me get a refund for my larva and rice.

Not as bad, but at a bar in Old Town Portland I had a cockroach run across my table, and almost killed it with my glass.  Several of the regulars yelled at me for threatening Norm.
 
2013-07-18 07:27:34 AM

AlwaysRightBoy: I work on the mid-twenties in a midtown office building and we squash the roaches all the time.
 Wake up sheepeoples, It's just a matter of time!!


While renovating "apartments" in Detroit a few months back, the project manager told us not to step on any cockroaches we might see, because the eggs can stick in your shoe treads and you'll take them home with you. /Why yes, they do have granite countertops in the Highland Park projects/
 
2013-07-18 07:28:08 AM
Ugh. Little f*ckers were taking over in the city I used to live in. Some of my friends used to party at a house that had them. I told them they were gonna bring some home to their place but being ultra geniuses they knew better. Of course they eventually got them in their pad. Fortunately I had moved far far away so they didn't transport them over to my house.

It's amazing really that I didn't have any real infestations in that place considering the neighborhood. I'd get the occasional lumbering Chinese cockroach (really BIG and really slow/stupid cockroaches that are easy to get rid of) and the mice were kind of bad but they were just using my apartment as a highway to the next buildings (as were the roaches).

Cleanliness, b*tches. It's a good thing. Bed bugs however don't give a f*ck if you're frickin' Molly Maid. They'll just go to sleep until it's chow time... and dinner is you.
 
2013-07-18 07:29:35 AM
This was the wrong thread to start my morning.
 
2013-07-18 07:39:18 AM

Godscrack: I hate those roaches that wait under the toilet seat waiting for you to sit down.


Even roaches know how to troll IRL.
 
2013-07-18 07:40:26 AM

Cormee: I saw a spider come out of some filthy hippy's dreadlocks once, he took a look around, and then went back in. Not much spider stuff going on, I suppose.


It was there to keep the lice population in check, I imagine...
 
2013-07-18 08:02:29 AM

Rattrap007:

LazerFish: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 407x291]

Ahh the Wheelers from Night Court. Originally stated to be from West Virgina till people complained. Then changed to Yugoslavian.
At least West Virginia makes better cars than the Yugo.
 
2013-07-18 08:07:21 AM
""Court personnel were notified and immediately inspected the courtroom," Bookstaver said, noting that there was no sign of the bugs."

Because the bugs had already jumped on their new host.
 
2013-07-18 08:11:32 AM
i46.tinypic.com
"I don't see the problem"
 
2013-07-18 08:14:03 AM
Bug thread?  Perfect timing.  I saw what must have been king of the june bugs on my door last night although it must have been some other kind of beetle.  Bad boy was an inch and a half long at least.
 
2013-07-18 08:24:43 AM

gfid: Godscrack: I hate those roaches that wait under the toilet seat waiting for you to sit down.

I haven't experienced that, but once I was sleeping and having a weird dream.  In the dream a tiny ball of light was bouncing up my arm.  Then, I felt a roach on my face and woke up.  I survived.  The roach did not.

Another time, I was in a hospital lobby, waiting and reading shiatty magazines when I realized the place had fleas.  I hate fleas.

But about the cutest infestation I ever saw was in a hotel room.  There were ladybugs all over the place.  I don't mind lady bugs.  They don't suck blood.  They aren't creepy and dirty like roaches.  They just crawl and occasionally take short flights and look pretty.   Cutest infestation ever!



Not quite
My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever. Much better than cockroaches. I turn the lights on and a bunch of koala bears scatter. I'm like, hey, hold on fellas! Lemme hold one of you, and feed you a leaf. Koalas, they're so farking cute, why do they gotta be so far away from me. They should ship a few over, and I will apprehend one...and hold him...and pet him on the back of his head.

/RIP Mitch
 
2013-07-18 08:31:47 AM
was looking for a picture of that crazy guy in midnight in the garden of good and evil who tied bugs to himself in court.

/ my google fu is weak this morning
 
2013-07-18 08:39:50 AM
My CSB:

In college, one of my dorm mates was the biggest slob on the planet.  He had no manners, no hygiene regiment, and did not think  twice to cook a frigging pot roast in one of those "over-under" broilers and just leave the mess for days.  Dirty dishes, glasses, forks, knives, spoons, cooking pieces, etc... all left open and exposed for days on end in a 12 X 10 dorm room.  I awoke one night to a cockroach crawling across my face and damn near woke up the entire floor trying to kill it with my crutches. (Did I mention I had just gotten foot surgery?) The next morning I told my roommate that if he valued anything in the room, it had better be long gone come the weekend as I was going to bug-bomb the place and clean it all up.  So on Friday evening he was long gone and I proceeded to set off three of those bug bombs you typically use in much larger rooms (like a whole house) and walked away.  Several hours later, I returned and then took two tubes of clear silicon sealant and sealed every frigging hole, crack, and crevice  I could find in the room.  I sealed the light switch, AC unit, shelving units, the entire floor line, behind the metal desks, under the windows, and anything else I could find.  That solved my bug problem and my roommate left at the end of the semester to another room and flunked out the semester after that.  What a putz.
 
2013-07-18 08:45:50 AM

susler: I was on line at a chain sandwich shop (I'm not saying the name b/c it stopped being part of this chain 2 days after this happened)  when I saw a cockroach just strolling across the sandwich preparation area going from the onions towards the stack of rolls.  The counterman wiped it away with his hand, then sneezed into his hand, wiped his hand on his apron and returned to the sandwich he was making.

I walked out together with the 2 other people who saw the whole thing.

Perhaps it's true that gross stuff like that happens out of sight every day but when it's right there in front of you it somehow seems worse.


If they're not afraid to show you that, it just makes you wonder what you're not seeing in back. Whereas if everything the customers can see is spotless, you'll tend to assume they take the same care in the food prep areas.
 
2013-07-18 08:50:46 AM
What an Ex-Terminator might look like hasta vista.

www.fullblog.com.ar
 
2013-07-18 08:57:21 AM
People in New York get tickets for what their desk looks like?  Land of the free?
 
2013-07-18 09:00:16 AM
Install DDT.
 
2013-07-18 09:06:26 AM

bucket_pup: My CSB:

In college, one of my dorm mates was the biggest slob on the planet.  He had no manners, no hygiene regiment, and did not think  twice to cook a frigging pot roast in one of those "over-under" broilers and just leave the mess for days.  Dirty dishes, glasses, forks, knives, spoons, cooking pieces, etc... all left open and exposed for days on end in a 12 X 10 dorm room.  I awoke one night to a cockroach crawling across my face and damn near woke up the entire floor trying to kill it with my crutches. (Did I mention I had just gotten foot surgery?) The next morning I told my roommate that if he valued anything in the room, it had better be long gone come the weekend as I was going to bug-bomb the place and clean it all up.  So on Friday evening he was long gone and I proceeded to set off three of those bug bombs you typically use in much larger rooms (like a whole house) and walked away.  Several hours later, I returned and then took two tubes of clear silicon sealant and sealed every frigging hole, crack, and crevice  I could find in the room.  I sealed the light switch, AC unit, shelving units, the entire floor line, behind the metal desks, under the windows, and anything else I could find.  That solved my bug problem and my roommate left at the end of the semester to another room and flunked out the semester after that.  What a putz.


Could have been worse.  When I worked 911 we'd get a call on midnight shift around once a month where a cockroach would crawl into someone's ear and get stuck while the person was sleeping.  People screamed worse for that than people who'd been shot or stabbed, and it makes sense.  Imagine six tiny barbed legs scratching against your auditory nerves.

/csb
//you're welcome
 
2013-07-18 09:09:26 AM

BolivarShagnasty: People in New York get tickets for what their desk looks like?  Land of the free?


In case this is a serious question: desk appearance ticket
 
2013-07-18 09:10:52 AM

ZAZ: As a non-drinker I may never experience the joy of delirium tremens.


Your loss...

spajzgirl.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-18 09:15:52 AM
*clicks thread, reads for a minute

data.whicdn.com
 
2013-07-18 09:18:07 AM
I just got one word for y'all:

EARWIGS!!!!1!
 
2013-07-18 09:19:54 AM

Jack's Smirking Revenge: bucket_pup: My CSB:

In college, one of my dorm mates was the biggest slob on the planet.  He had no manners, no hygiene regiment, and did not think  twice to cook a frigging pot roast in one of those "over-under" broilers and just leave the mess for days.  Dirty dishes, glasses, forks, knives, spoons, cooking pieces, etc... all left open and exposed for days on end in a 12 X 10 dorm room.  I awoke one night to a cockroach crawling across my face and damn near woke up the entire floor trying to kill it with my crutches. (Did I mention I had just gotten foot surgery?) The next morning I told my roommate that if he valued anything in the room, it had better be long gone come the weekend as I was going to bug-bomb the place and clean it all up.  So on Friday evening he was long gone and I proceeded to set off three of those bug bombs you typically use in much larger rooms (like a whole house) and walked away.  Several hours later, I returned and then took two tubes of clear silicon sealant and sealed every frigging hole, crack, and crevice  I could find in the room.  I sealed the light switch, AC unit, shelving units, the entire floor line, behind the metal desks, under the windows, and anything else I could find.  That solved my bug problem and my roommate left at the end of the semester to another room and flunked out the semester after that.  What a putz.

Could have been worse.  When I worked 911 we'd get a call on midnight shift around once a month where a cockroach would crawl into someone's ear and get stuck while the person was sleeping.  People screamed worse for that than people who'd been shot or stabbed, and it makes sense.  Imagine six tiny barbed legs scratching against your auditory nerves.

/csb
//you're welcome


Are you... What the... no seriously...

Now that gives me the heebie jeebies.
 
2013-07-18 09:30:25 AM
Jack McCoy dealt with Russian gangsters, gun manufacturers, and the general scum of the Earth, but bedbugs would leave that guy whimperinin his office.
 
2013-07-18 09:34:16 AM

gfid: Godscrack: I hate those roaches that wait under the toilet seat waiting for you to sit down.

I haven't experienced that, but once I was sleeping and having a weird dream.  In the dream a tiny ball of light was bouncing up my arm.  Then, I felt a roach on my face and woke up.  I survived.  The roach did not.

Another time, I was in a hospital lobby, waiting and reading shiatty magazines when I realized the place had fleas.  I hate fleas.

But about the cutest infestation I ever saw was in a hotel room.  There were ladybugs all over the place.  I don't mind lady bugs.  They don't suck blood.  They aren't creepy and dirty like roaches.  They just crawl and occasionally take short flights and look pretty.  Cutest infestation ever!


I lived in a crappy apartment a few years ago. Came home one day and thought there was a ladybug infestation and I was like "aw! Cute! Sorta."

They weren't ladybugs.

There is a bug that looks like a ladybug but they farking BITE.

It was a cruel joke god had played.
 
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