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(Mirror.co.uk)   All she is saying ... is give peas a chance   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 62
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2013-07-18 09:09:34 AM

Gordon Bennett: [i.imgur.com image 500x333]

Full of country goodness and green peaness.


IS that Orson Welles? If so, I get the joke! lol
 
2013-07-18 09:14:13 AM

Carn: You know how you catch a polar bear in the arctic with an icepick and a can of peas?  You did a big hole in the with the icepick and spread the peas around the hole.  When the polar bear comes up to take a pea you push him in.


I heard that you had to line the hole with ashes. So when he stops to take a pea you run up and kick him in the ash hole.
 
2013-07-18 10:00:26 AM

Truther: Visualize whirled peas and hominy?


Two things I loathe.
 
2013-07-18 10:07:36 AM

HailRobonia: Carn: You know how you catch a polar bear in the arctic with an icepick and a can of peas?  You did a big hole in the with the icepick and spread the peas around the hole.  When the polar bear comes up to take a pea you push him in.

I heard that you had to line the hole with ashes. So when he stops to take a pea you run up and kick him in the ash hole.


That also sounds like a good strategy.
 
2013-07-18 10:08:26 AM
Came in for Critic reference. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-07-18 10:28:09 AM
How can any modern country still use stone as a measure of weight?
 
2013-07-18 10:29:09 AM
Thanks.
 
2013-07-18 10:36:49 AM

ph0rk: How can any modern country still use stone as a measure of weight?


It's out of respect for the Rolling Stones. When they die out, so do the measurements.
 
2013-07-18 10:42:23 AM

Grumpy Cat: ph0rk: How can any modern country still use stone as a measure of weight?

It's out of respect for the Rolling Stones. When they die out, so do the measurements.


Well they gather no moss so that actually makes them very consistent for measuring purposes.
 
2013-07-18 10:55:40 AM

Grumpy Cat: ph0rk: How can any modern country still use stone as a measure of weight?

It's out of respect for the Rolling Stones. When they die out, so do the measurements.


Die? If that were to happen, it would have already happened.
 
2013-07-18 11:15:55 AM
Came here for the Mizark references, am leaving satisfied. :)
 
2013-07-18 11:44:51 AM
Fark, no Miss Piddlin? I am disappoint.
 
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