GunPlumber: Sand people. They travel single file to hide their numbers.
Rapmaster2000: /realizes this was supposed to the the Mojave
Boojum2k: phlegmmo: colinspooky: Heart attack? Cancers? Sudden death syndrome? Leukemia? Malaria? Typhoid? Tuberculosis? Diarrheal Diseases? Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease? AIDS? Cerebrovascular Disease? Ebola? Polio?LupusIt's never lupus.
varmitydog: gfid: A state reptile? Hell, we have a state rock where I live. Our legislature apparently doesn't have anything better to do.Amazingly enough, forty five of the fifty states have a state rock. Link 46 if you count crack cocaine as New Jersey's state rock.
abhorrent1: Rattlesnakes are protected there? Aren't those farker everywhere?
vbob: He had severe Von Recklinghausen's Neurofibromatosis. One of the internal fibroids which, over the years, had attached to his proximal aorta finally caused a weakening of the vascular wall leading to an inevitable dissecting aortic aneurysm. The pain was too much, it was as if an invisible railroad spike was stabbing him through his chest and out of his back. He thought about some reptiles. He thought about his pregnant daughter living in St. Croix. He thought he heard his wife's voice calling to him .. his wife who had died so long ago. He looked up and she was standing in front of him .. telling him, "It's not your time, yet. You have much to do here." The pain seemed to abate somewhat, and as he struggled to his feet she whispered to him, "I'm just screwing with you." The aneurysm erupted into and throughout his mediastinum. He felt like a hand grenade had gone off inside of him. His body fell limp onto the earth. He was, as they say in Texas, D.R.T.Dead Right There.
MythDragon: you are a puppet: gfid: gwenners: Probably because he never named the horse.Really, who goes through the entire desert without ever naming the horse?Probably someone who feels good to be out of the rain.Plus in the desert you can't even remember *your* nameI thought it was only if you're strange, that no one remembers your name.
dittybopper: GunPlumber: Sand people. They travel single file to hide their numbers.Can't call 'em Sand People anymore. Too racist. You're supposed to call 'em "Tusken-Americans" now.
gibbon1: ecmoRandomNumbers: He died of Arizona in July.Cause of death: Being Outside in JulyIn other news, we have a state reptile?[www.bloomberg.com image 200x266]
Oldiron_79: I'm gonna go with choked on vomit
gwenners: Probably because he never named the horse.Really, who goes through the entire desert without ever naming the horse?
colinspooky: Heart attack? Cancers? Sudden death syndrome? Leukemia? Malaria? Typhoid? Tuberculosis? Diarrheal Diseases? Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease? AIDS? Cerebrovascular Disease? Ebola? Polio? I don't, subby. What are you getting at?
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