you are a puppet: gfid: gwenners: Probably because he never named the horse.Really, who goes through the entire desert without ever naming the horse?Probably someone who feels good to be out of the rain.Plus in the desert you can't even remember *your* name
Cyno01: [i2.photobucket.com image 800x323]Was there a tortoise?
ReapTheChaos: "Arizona Game and Fish Department spokesman Mark Hart says trade in the snakes is illegal but that there is some poaching."It's illegal to kill a rattlesnake in AZ? Are you farking kidding me? Here in TX that's a year round sport. We even make an event out of it and have Rattlesnake Roundupswith rides for the kids, cook-offs, snake skin souvenirs and all the snake jerky you can eat.
ecmoRandomNumbers: All of our state symbols should be able to kill you.
gfid: ReapTheChaos: "Arizona Game and Fish Department spokesman Mark Hart says trade in the snakes is illegal but that there is some poaching."It's illegal to kill a rattlesnake in AZ? Are you farking kidding me? Here in TX that's a year round sport. We even make an event out of it and have Rattlesnake Roundupswith rides for the kids, cook-offs, snake skin souvenirs and all the snake jerky you can eat.A few years ago in Colorado some kid got bit by a rattlesnake in his parent's garage. Aside from being charged an astronomical amount for antivenin criminal charges were filed because his father killed the snake. I really don't care how protected a species is, if they draw first blood as far as I'm concerned those laws don't apply anymore. (At least in my mind. Department of Wildlife may have other notions though)
Boojum2k: Bung_Howdy: /cat stevens goodnesshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU-KVObNEd4Also a good choice for thinking of the desert.
gfid: ecmoRandomNumbers: He died of Arizona in July.That was my first guess too.A state reptile? Hell, we have a state rock where I live. Our legislature apparently doesn't have anything better to do.
Sliding Carp: Was Jane naked?
Deep Contact: Started like this.[www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com image 595x382]
Archie Goodwin: An 800lb snowman fell on him?
Lokasenna: Mr Creek? Paging Mr Jonathan Creek...[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x400]// They could probably stay with Maddie. I think she was living in Texas last time they mentioned her.
RobSeace: The Cochise County Sheriff's Office[www.indyweek.com image 850x587]
OscarTamerz: He was shot with a McMillan 50 caliber sniper rifle from 2,800 yards away beating the previous record by an impressive distance. Fingerprints proved him to be the second in command of the Arizona Al Qaeda organization.
Nabb1: Shostie: Is one of them Voight-Kampf questions?You're not helping. Why is that?
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