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2013-07-17 07:16:45 PM
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2013-07-17 07:21:33 PM
Rookie flyers in WWII would occasionally put vaseline on their lips.  When they hit 25,000 feet and put on the oxygen, their lips would catch on fire.  My father even had a term for it (B-17s), but it won't come to me right at the moment.
 
2013-07-17 07:34:15 PM

Marcus Aurelius:  When they hit 25,000 feet and put on the oxygen, their lips would catch on fire.

i131.photobucket.com

 
2013-07-17 07:35:52 PM
probably something similar to this:

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2013-07-17 07:40:59 PM

log_jammin: Marcus Aurelius:  When they hit 25,000 feet and put on the oxygen, their lips would catch on fire.

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*Applause*
 
2013-07-17 07:44:05 PM

log_jammin: Marcus Aurelius:  When they hit 25,000 feet and put on the oxygen, their lips would catch on fire.

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Don't distract me.  It was right there for a second.
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2013-07-17 07:55:51 PM

calbert: probably something similar to this:

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Gee Ricky, sorry your mom blew up.

/SO refuses to watch this
//farking John Cusak
 
2013-07-17 10:13:54 PM
obvious tag seen smoking out back
 
2013-07-17 10:26:19 PM

Bung_Howdy: obvious tag seen smoking out back


...pushing a walker with an O2 tank in the basket.
 
2013-07-17 10:27:34 PM
"He was admitted to the burn center. "

MUCH better solution:
He was left to die in pain and agony.

FARKEM
Way too stupid to live.
 
2013-07-17 10:32:26 PM

sno man: Bung_Howdy: obvious tag seen smoking out back

...pushing a walker with an O2 tank in the basket.



Every time I'm in a casino, I make it a point to avoid the old ladies with oxygen tanks who are smoking....and they are EVERYWHERE.
 
2013-07-17 10:44:11 PM
Ever seen someone try to light a cigarette with an oxy-acetylene torch?  Ever seen them turn off the acetylene before the oxygen?

yeah, me neither.
 
2013-07-17 10:51:19 PM

The_Sponge: sno man: Bung_Howdy: obvious tag seen smoking out back

...pushing a walker with an O2 tank in the basket.


Every time I'm in a casino, I make it a point to avoid the old ladies with oxygen tanks who are smoking....and they are EVERYWHERE.


Hah, GIS'ed 'oxygen tank smoking' and it was the first picture

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2013-07-17 11:10:03 PM
Take their O2 away for a week the first time they're caught smoking, permanently the second time.
 
2013-07-17 11:12:03 PM

scottydoesntknow: The_Sponge: sno man: Bung_Howdy: obvious tag seen smoking out back

...pushing a walker with an O2 tank in the basket.


Every time I'm in a casino, I make it a point to avoid the old ladies with oxygen tanks who are smoking....and they are EVERYWHERE.

Hah, GIS'ed 'oxygen tank smoking' and it was the first picture

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


Hahahahahaha!
 
2013-07-17 11:15:48 PM
 
2013-07-17 11:26:37 PM

The_Sponge: sno man: Bung_Howdy: obvious tag seen smoking out back

...pushing a walker with an O2 tank in the basket.


Every time I'm in a casino, I make it a point to avoid the old ladies with oxygen tanks who are smoking....and they are EVERYWHERE.


I used to do a lot of renovation/repair work in a couple of old folks homes... there was this one guy at the one, they had a smoking room in the building, (had a lot to do with my quitting, btw) but they made him go outside with his walker bound O2 tank...  I called one of the staff on it once, and got a mostly meh, "outside it'll flame out pretty quick".
 
2013-07-17 11:39:25 PM

hubiestubert: If you NEED your fix, and you're not allowed to smoke, Robert Earl Keen has an idea...just a thought...

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Half our soccer team in high school (including me) would dip during practice. Our coach was Nigerian so he had no clue what we were doing. Had one guy tell him it was an energy booster.
 
2013-07-17 11:42:15 PM

scottydoesntknow: hubiestubert: If you NEED your fix, and you're not allowed to smoke, Robert Earl Keen has an idea...just a thought...

[classickicks.com image 360x521]

Half our soccer team in high school (including me) would dip during practice. Our coach was Nigerian so he had no clue what we were doing. Had one guy tell him it was an energy booster.


It IS a stimulant. And if he was Nigerian, he was probably familiar with Khat...
 
2013-07-17 11:44:24 PM

hubiestubert: scottydoesntknow: hubiestubert: If you NEED your fix, and you're not allowed to smoke, Robert Earl Keen has an idea...just a thought...

[classickicks.com image 360x521]

Half our soccer team in high school (including me) would dip during practice. Our coach was Nigerian so he had no clue what we were doing. Had one guy tell him it was an energy booster.

It IS a stimulant. And if he was Nigerian, he was probably familiar with Khat...


Ohh yea, but it would dehydrate the shiat out of you pretty quickly too.
 
2013-07-17 11:50:30 PM
Hard to gather sympathy for these asshats that get emphysema or COPD, caused by smoking, so bad they need oxygen therapy but still continue to smoke while they strapped to tanks of pure oxygen.

And this is coming from a now occasional smoker.

/used to smoke a lot when I was younger but after almost 20 years I got board with it so I just basically stopped unless I have a few drinks
//apparently I don't have the dependence gene that these guys have.
 
2013-07-18 04:02:58 AM

namatad: He was left to die in pain and agony.


You've never actually seen that happen, I guess.

Even if you REALLY hate someone, like really, REALLY hate them, it's not easy to do that.
 
2013-07-18 05:19:37 AM
I swear Dr. Pulito used to coach baseball ...

cdn.abclocal.go.com

Yeah, there it is.
 
2013-07-18 07:10:03 AM
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it's a trache ring, this one came out of a 60 year old man.  smoked until the day he died.  Used to put the cigarette in the thing and smoke it like that.
 
2013-07-18 07:18:34 AM
Self correcting problem.
 
2013-07-19 12:28:06 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

I keep my stash behind this panel.  Ta Da!  Anybody want to get stoned?
 
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