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(Some Guy)   Epic two-state car crashing, bicycle stealing, bay swimming police chase ends on a sandbar with tasers, K-9 dogs and a projectile launcher. Worth a look just for the perp's photo   (oceancitymd.gov) divider line 55
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2013-07-17 06:23:55 PM  
Now thats guy is getting his moneys worth.
 
2013-07-17 06:49:04 PM  
Epic indeed, even more so in that subby didn't go for the tired, lame Aristocrats meme.
 
2013-07-17 07:06:53 PM  
OCPD pursued the suspect to Gold Coast Mall, tapped their feet three times, and then followed the suspect behind the mall, tapped their feet three times, and followed him to the marsh and into the bay, tapped their feet three times, before summoning a helicopter and tapping their feet three times.  Unfortunately, officer Smith tapped his feet four times, so the OCPD had to go back to Gold Coast Mall and start over.
 
2013-07-17 07:18:17 PM  
Is that Jesse from Breaking Bad?! O_O
 
2013-07-17 08:44:55 PM  
He looks kind of like Craig Wedren.

www.magnetmagazine.com
 
2013-07-17 09:46:05 PM  
badspot.us
 
2013-07-17 09:48:23 PM  
In the air!
Over land!
Through the sea!
We get our man!
 
2013-07-17 09:48:33 PM  

Captain Steroid: Is that Jesse from Breaking Bad?! O_O


I think it's he who knocks.
 
2013-07-17 09:52:35 PM  
Tan lines from wifebeater/tanktop shows recent clothing habits.
 
2013-07-17 09:54:20 PM  

rev. dave: Tan lines from wifebeater/tanktop shows recent clothing habits.


Whoa.. I was wrong... suspenders.  Skinhead?
 
2013-07-17 09:57:28 PM  
He looks like CM PUNK.
 
2013-07-17 10:05:17 PM  

Tony_Pepperoni: He looks like CM PUNK.


I'm assuming that's French for asshole.
 
2013-07-17 10:06:12 PM  
oceancitymd.govtartandsoul.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-17 10:24:55 PM  
What the hell is a "state car"? Is that an improved version of a town car?
 
2013-07-17 10:24:59 PM  
oceancitymd.gov
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-07-17 10:28:33 PM  
Or...

images4.wikia.nocookie.net  +   wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net   =   oceancitymd.gov
 
2013-07-17 10:39:42 PM  
Is he a prince or something?  A hero?
 
2013-07-17 10:41:53 PM  
Bald guys are like Asians: they all look alike.
 
2013-07-17 10:42:43 PM  
Did anyone else look at the mug shot, read the article, then look back at the mug shot and think, "kill it with fire", or was that just me?
 
2013-07-17 10:44:51 PM  
Hey, like Chris Rock says "You make the police chase you and they are bringing an ass kicking with them"
 
2013-07-17 10:46:58 PM  
the Maryland State Police Helicopter

I adore you little states sometimes.
 
2013-07-17 10:49:13 PM  
Love OC Maryland.....making the Jersey Shore beach communities look like the Hamptons.
 
2013-07-17 10:51:19 PM  
images.wikia.com
 
2013-07-17 10:57:24 PM  
No submarine? I was promised a submarine!
 
2013-07-17 10:57:54 PM  
Why is it, that some Police Departments go to herculean effort to capture, alive and relatively unharmed, an individual who is known to be dangerous, armed, and is engaging in active combative behaviors to prevent his capture, yet so many other Police Departments seem to find absolutely nothing wrong with shooting people at the drop of a hat for such things as jaywalking, taking out their kitchen garbage or leaving the scene of a fight they weren't even involved in?

Are there any basic standards of conduct or ethics for Police at all?
 
2013-07-17 11:01:50 PM  

FloydA: OCPD pursued the suspect to Gold Coast Mall, tapped their feet three times, and then followed the suspect behind the mall, tapped their feet three times, and followed him to the marsh and into the bay, tapped their feet three times, before summoning a helicopter and tapping their feet three times.  Unfortunately, officer Smith tapped his feet four times, so the OCPD had to go back to Gold Coast Mall and start over.


Jesus this is superb
 
2013-07-17 11:09:57 PM  
Headline should be replaced with: "Just Another Wednesday Evening In Ocean City".
 
2013-07-17 11:11:51 PM  
images.starpulse.com
 
2013-07-17 11:11:54 PM  
smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net
Now that's a fine looking gent there....
 
2013-07-17 11:17:21 PM  
New olympic event - White Trash Triathalon
 
2013-07-17 11:31:27 PM  
He has lines from his wifebeater, I noticed.
 
2013-07-17 11:38:25 PM  

jmsvrsn: New olympic event - White Trash Triathalon


Can. you. dig it???
 
2013-07-17 11:39:22 PM  
Farking Illinois nazis
 
2013-07-17 11:44:24 PM  

eagles95: Love OC Maryland.....making the Jersey Shore beach communities look like the Hamptons.


wow is your ignorance epic. keep slumming it with the junkies and whores in Atlantic City when you fly in for conventions, cheesehead.
 
2013-07-17 11:46:22 PM  
oceancitymd.gov www.allwrestlingnews.com
 
2013-07-18 12:21:10 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Brian, dude ... you can't outrun radio ...
 
2013-07-18 12:28:32 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: FloydA: OCPD pursued the suspect to Gold Coast Mall, tapped their feet three times, and then followed the suspect behind the mall, tapped their feet three times, and followed him to the marsh and into the bay, tapped their feet three times, before summoning a helicopter and tapping their feet three times.  Unfortunately, officer Smith tapped his feet four times, so the OCPD had to go back to Gold Coast Mall and start over.

Jesus this is superb


I made one person laugh today.  I can sleep tonight.

/tap-tap-tap
 
2013-07-18 12:46:59 AM  

Deathfrogg: Why is it, that some Police Departments go to herculean effort to capture, alive and relatively unharmed, an individual who is known to be dangerous, armed, and is engaging in active combative behaviors to prevent his capture, yet so many other Police Departments seem to find absolutely nothing wrong with shooting people at the drop of a hat for such things as jaywalking, taking out their kitchen garbage or leaving the scene of a fight they weren't even involved in?

Are there any basic standards of conduct or ethics for Police at all?


Because he's white?

/thought I'd say it before someone else
 
2013-07-18 12:47:16 AM  
Honestly, that guys expression really is one of 'I am going to seriously fark someone up for this'. Anyone have an over/under on how long it takes for him to get back to fark? Going with a year and a half.
 
2013-07-18 01:34:02 AM  
I wanna party with that guy!
 
2013-07-18 01:46:57 AM  
Looks beat up worse than George Zimmerman. I say we let him off and allow him to shoot all the cops who did this to him. You know, in self defense.
 
2013-07-18 01:52:22 AM  

FloydA: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: FloydA: OCPD pursued the suspect to Gold Coast Mall, tapped their feet three times, and then followed the suspect behind the mall, tapped their feet three times, and followed him to the marsh and into the bay, tapped their feet three times, before summoning a helicopter and tapping their feet three times.  Unfortunately, officer Smith tapped his feet four times, so the OCPD had to go back to Gold Coast Mall and start over.

Jesus this is superb

I made one person laugh today.  I can sleep tonight.

/tap-tap-tap


Make that 2. Would lol again.

/tap tap tap
 
2013-07-18 01:55:41 AM  
They should put him on the cover of rolling stones instead of exploding crockpot boy.
 
2013-07-18 02:27:24 AM  

thekingcobra: FloydA: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: FloydA: OCPD pursued the suspect to Gold Coast Mall, tapped their feet three times, and then followed the suspect behind the mall, tapped their feet three times, and followed him to the marsh and into the bay, tapped their feet three times, before summoning a helicopter and tapping their feet three times.  Unfortunately, officer Smith tapped his feet four times, so the OCPD had to go back to Gold Coast Mall and start over.

Jesus this is superb

I made one person laugh today.  I can sleep tonight.

/tap-tap-tap

Make that 2. Would lol again.

/tap tap tap


Oh crap.  A third person better chime in pretty soon or I'm up all night! ;-)

/CDO
 
2013-07-18 07:24:51 AM  

FloydA: thekingcobra: FloydA: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: FloydA: OCPD pursued the suspect to Gold Coast Mall, tapped their feet three times, and then followed the suspect behind the mall, tapped their feet three times, and followed him to the marsh and into the bay, tapped their feet three times, before summoning a helicopter and tapping their feet three times.  Unfortunately, officer Smith tapped his feet four times, so the OCPD had to go back to Gold Coast Mall and start over.

Jesus this is superb

I made one person laugh today.  I can sleep tonight.

/tap-tap-tap

Make that 2. Would lol again.

/tap tap tap

Oh crap.  A third person better chime in pretty soon or I'm up all night! ;-)

/CDO


Tap tap tap
 
2013-07-18 08:23:17 AM  

SearchN: Honestly, that guys expression really is one of 'I am going to seriously fark someone up for this'. Anyone have an over/under on how long it takes for him to get back to fark? Going with a year and a half.


If he makes bail before the trial, I give him 72 hours.  He has that "I was born a farkup and I'll die a farkup" look.
 
2013-07-18 08:27:04 AM  
K-9 dogs, subby? Isn't that a bit redundant? Unless you meant a bunch of these...

www.plasticbag.org
 
2013-07-18 08:51:19 AM  
I'm honestly surprised there's not a swastika tattooed on him somewhere in that picture.
 
2013-07-18 09:36:05 AM  
Oh man, he's got that same awful tanline that I have. That's the worst.
 
2013-07-18 09:47:51 AM  

Unscratchable_Itch: Did anyone else look at the mug shot, read the article, then look back at the mug shot and think, "kill it with fire", or was that just me?


The cops did have a "lethal projectile launcher." sadly it appears they didn't use it.

//shoulda, woulda, coulda...
 
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