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(Telegraph)   The great labia conundrum   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 106
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2013-07-17 05:49:09 PM
This thread will cause quite a flap.
 
2013-07-17 05:55:57 PM
Let me push up my wizard sleeves and we'll get right to it.
 
2013-07-17 06:55:25 PM
I read the headline, then I read "An elderly sunbather..."

That's as far as I got.
 
2013-07-17 06:58:53 PM
I have the oddest craving for a roast beef sammich right now, there's a batch that's been sitting in the fridge for about a week
 
2013-07-17 08:02:25 PM
Labia are a conundrum but this article is about an old lady and a chair.
 
2013-07-17 08:03:28 PM
A dehydrated lady in her 80's that was sunbathing....

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...there you go guys.  Fap away!
 
2013-07-17 08:04:33 PM
So very scared...
 
2013-07-17 08:04:49 PM

cowgirl toffee: A dehydrated lady in her 80's that was sunbathing....

[img10.imageshack.us image 500x375]

...there you go guys.  Fap away!


I've seen that picture a hundred times, and it still makes my flesh crawl so thanks!

Jokes aside, the day I can't so old and infirm that I can't get myself out of a lawn chair is the day I start thinking about jumping off a tall building.
 
2013-07-17 08:08:32 PM
Need help soonish
 
2013-07-17 08:09:24 PM

EatenTheSun: I read the headline, then I read "An elderly sunbather..."

That's as far as I got.


You are wise.
 
2013-07-17 08:10:50 PM
Why am I thinking about beef jerkey?
 
2013-07-17 08:10:55 PM
Just to be proactive and answer all of the inevitable questions about the headline: The Great Nutsack Conundrum.
 
2013-07-17 08:11:59 PM

Jument: cowgirl toffee: ...

I've seen that picture a hundred times, and it still makes my flesh crawl so thanks!

...

You're welcome. :D

img13.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-17 08:15:09 PM

Jument: cowgirl toffee: A dehydrated lady in her 80's that was sunbathing....

[img10.imageshack.us image 500x375]

...there you go guys.  Fap away!

I've seen that picture a hundred times, and it still makes my flesh crawl so thanks!

Jokes aside, the day I can't so old and infirm that I can't get myself out of a lawn chair is the day I start thinking about jumping off a tall building.


Just how do you plan to get up there if you can't get out of a chair?
 
2013-07-17 08:19:25 PM

cowgirl toffee: A dehydrated lady in her 80's that was sunbathing....

[img10.imageshack.us image 500x375]

...there you go guys.  Fap away!


She reminds me of a Naugahyde ottoman I once had.
 
2013-07-17 08:20:23 PM
big bottom, big bottom
talk about 'mud flaps'
my girls got 'em
 
TWX
2013-07-17 08:20:27 PM

jtown: Jument: cowgirl toffee: A dehydrated lady in her 80's that was sunbathing....

[img10.imageshack.us image 500x375]

...there you go guys.  Fap away!

I've seen that picture a hundred times, and it still makes my flesh crawl so thanks!

Jokes aside, the day I can't so old and infirm that I can't get myself out of a lawn chair is the day I start thinking about jumping off a tall building.

Just how do you plan to get up there if you can't get out of a chair?


I'm thinking he'll be limited to using the elevator to reach a high floor that's under construction...
 
2013-07-17 08:21:37 PM

jtown: Jument: cowgirl toffee:...

Jokes aside, the day I can't so old and infirm that I can't get myself out of a lawn chair is the day I start thinking about jumping off a tall building.

Just how do you plan to get up there if you can't get out of a chair?


First thing I thought of and its wrong, just WRONG...

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...cause you'll be "rolling" and not actually "jumping".
 
2013-07-17 08:22:19 PM
Did she at least have a ballpoint pen and some vitamins?
 
2013-07-17 08:23:46 PM
Too bad she didn't have an iPad with 4G, she could have asked us for help.
 
2013-07-17 08:24:12 PM
She will have to try harder than that to beat the guy who had his balls stuck in a chair.
 
2013-07-17 08:26:30 PM
i23.photobucket.com

Never forget
 
2013-07-17 08:27:38 PM

bojon: She will have to try harder than that to beat the guy who had his balls stuck in a chair.


Maybe someone had put lipstick on her butt hole to see if she had been sitting on counter tops.

maybe? anything? crickets?
 
2013-07-17 08:28:18 PM
cowgirl toffee:
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...cause you'll be "rolling" and not actually "jumping".


cfs-aa.org
 
2013-07-17 08:34:10 PM
i1.ytimg.com

"...her vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard."
 
2013-07-17 08:35:26 PM

cowgirl toffee: Jument: cowgirl toffee: ...

I've seen that picture a hundred times, and it still makes my flesh crawl so thanks! ...

You're welcome. :D

[img13.imageshack.us image 414x545]


My mom told me about an aunt of her's that had 19 kids and how she'd have to roll her boobs up to get them into her bra.
/Cool story,sis.
 
2013-07-17 08:36:06 PM
"We don't get a lot of these type of incidents but people who haven't used their deck chairs labia for a while should be careful and check them before use, especially the elderly."

fixed more betterish
 
2013-07-17 08:37:02 PM

Aquapope: Just to be proactive and answer all of the inevitable questions about the headline: The Great Nutsack Conundrum.


That may have been the greatest Fark thread of all time.
 
2013-07-17 08:37:24 PM
This tread just fine without pics.
 
2013-07-17 08:37:50 PM

A Terrible Human: cowgirl toffee: Jument: cowgirl toffee: ...

...

My mom told me about an aunt of her's that had 19 kids and how she'd have to roll her boobs up to get them into her bra.
/Cool story,sis.


You probably misheard her. After 19 kids, she most likely had to roll up her nipples to get them in the bra.  :P
 
2013-07-17 08:39:41 PM
It's kind of depressing to think you still get embarrassed at that age.
 
2013-07-17 08:45:39 PM

bojon: She will have to try harder than that to beat the guy who had his balls stuck in a chair.


That was a classic.
 
2013-07-17 08:54:56 PM
www.polyvore.com
 
2013-07-17 08:59:37 PM
Grilled cheese sandwich.
 
2013-07-17 09:02:09 PM
Meat flaps are interesting.  This farticle was not.
 
2013-07-17 09:02:16 PM

Oldiron_79: Need help soonish


So scared, so very scared, DIT
 
2013-07-17 09:03:38 PM
The original Ballsack Conundrum.  Hope you have a couple of hours free.
 
2013-07-17 09:05:56 PM

FrancoFile: The original Ballsack Conundrum.  Hope you have a couple of hours free.


Thank you for doing the heavy lifting...I was failing horribly at finding the thread.
 
2013-07-17 09:06:42 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Meat flaps are interesting.  This farticle was not.


This, subby is bad and should feel bad.
 
2013-07-17 09:09:00 PM
Meh.
 
2013-07-17 09:33:54 PM
i cant help but think that the original was fake.   unless the guy was retarded.   why would you ask fark for help in this situation.  and really?  he couldnt have turned the slats vertically?  he couldnt figure it out himself?    (and the misleading headline for this article was quite a stretch.  I WANTED VAGINA)
 
2013-07-17 09:38:26 PM
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2013-07-17 09:45:19 PM

crackwhore: i cant help but think that the original was fake.   unless the guy was retarded.   why would you ask fark for help in this situation.  and really?  he couldnt have turned the slats vertically?  he couldnt figure it out himself?    (and the misleading headline for this article was quite a stretch.  I WANTED VAGINA)


Dude nah he posted pics of how the his nutsack skin was stuck in the chair.
 
2013-07-17 09:48:23 PM

crackwhore: i cant help but think that the original was fake.


You know how the Internet always says "pics or it didn't happen"? Well, it happened. NSFW
 
2013-07-17 10:20:12 PM

Ivo Shandor: crackwhore: i cant help but think that the original was fake.

You know how the Internet always says "pics or it didn't happen"? Well, it happened. NSFW


i came for the funny and stayed for the music.
 
2013-07-17 10:24:44 PM
Was she scared?
 
2013-07-17 10:38:46 PM

Ivo Shandor: crackwhore: i cant help but think that the original was fake.

You know how the Internet always says "pics or it didn't happen"? Well, it happened. NSFW


I cry every time I think of that thread.

USE THE SCISSORS
 
2013-07-17 10:56:44 PM
The BSC thread was, without a doubt, the best afternoon-to-evening's (yes, it was where I live) entertainment I've ever had. My tear ducts have never had such a prolonged workout and my ribs ached by the time I tore myself away to sleep.
 
2013-07-17 11:00:06 PM
Stupid headline is stupid.
 
2013-07-17 11:07:37 PM
Slow news day. Meh
 
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