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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   I used to always get my french fries from the pizza place for free, but then I took an arrow to the knee   (ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line 69
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2013-07-17 05:14:08 PM
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2013-07-17 05:23:15 PM
Officer Itchy McTriggerFinger needs to be sacked or sent back to police academy. What an unmitigated arsehole he is.

Great story though.
 
2013-07-17 05:25:45 PM
I guess he wanted fries with that.
 
2013-07-17 06:49:35 PM
Well, I'm pretty cross if I don't get my free fries, too.
 
2013-07-17 09:05:28 PM
If you french fry when you're supposed to pizza, you're gonna have a bad time.
 
2013-07-17 09:11:54 PM
FREEDOM!
 
2013-07-17 09:14:08 PM
That entire situation was populated by douchebags.
 
2013-07-17 09:17:19 PM
www.chick-fil-a.com
 
2013-07-17 09:17:47 PM
"This had about the same effect that changing a tire in the rain has on the Incredible Hulk; Jason stumbled backwards, ripped the Taser probes from his chest, and became incredibly angry. He also reached down for the weapons that moments ago had been placed on the floor."

I hate it when Plan A doesn't work.
 
2013-07-17 09:19:16 PM
If Des Pizza was so committed to customer satisfaction that they would send someone back to an irate customer's house with a $3 order of fries (that he said would not be paid for) than they probably should have just given them to him for free.

Look here, Jimmy. You misspelled "culpable."

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2013-07-17 09:20:07 PM

dj_bigbird:


Never before has that picture been so appropriate.
 
2013-07-17 09:20:29 PM
I don't think your house is going to get delivery service after this.
 
2013-07-17 09:22:50 PM
GO BACK THERE AND GET ME A WHOPPER
 
2013-07-17 09:22:55 PM
i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-17 09:24:07 PM

reklamfox: [i44.tinypic.com image 400x400]


TREES DOWN

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2013-07-17 09:25:54 PM

Slaxl: Officer Itchy McTriggerFinger needs to be sacked or sent back to police academy. What an unmitigated arsehole he is.

Great story though.


I would normally agree with you if an officer tazed someone who just voluntarily dropped their weapon, but something tells me a guy who whips out a crossbow over fries may have seemed unstable enough to justify it.
 
2013-07-17 09:30:17 PM
I work part time at a NY style pizza joint in KY. People ask for fries all the time. I've never heard of such a thing for delivery pizza. Anyway, I asked one guy about it and he said that's the way they do it in NYC. A guy from NYC said it was baloney.

I don't which is true, but they are all idiots.

Everyone knows yougo to the Chinese buffet to get pizza and fries in one place.
 
2013-07-17 09:30:21 PM
I used to be a Fark poster like you. Then I took a who gives a crap to the whatever.
 
2013-07-17 09:32:38 PM

picturescrazy: I would normally agree with you if an officer tazed someone who just voluntarily dropped their weapon, but something tells me a guy who whips out a crossbow over fries may have seemed unstable enough to justify it.


He was very upset that potato equaled zero in this equation.
 
2013-07-17 09:34:22 PM

picturescrazy: Slaxl: Officer Itchy McTriggerFinger needs to be sacked or sent back to police academy. What an unmitigated arsehole he is.

Great story though.

I would normally agree with you if an officer tazed someone who just voluntarily dropped their weapon, but something tells me a guy who whips out a crossbow over fries may have seemed unstable enough to justify it.


THIS.
Well maybe not the taser, pepper spray or just tackling him.

Unfortunately, tasers can, and obviously do, completely fail on some people, especially crazed psycho's.

What kind of parent has shiat like crossbows just laying around if their son is that farked up?
 
2013-07-17 09:34:28 PM
cdn5.movieclips.com

You don't ever fark with another man's fries.
 
2013-07-17 09:39:08 PM

omeganuepsilon: What kind of parent has shiat like crossbows just laying around if their son is that farked up?


Chances are the wingnut didn't fall too far from the tin foil antennae.
 
2013-07-17 09:41:31 PM
I take it nobody actually got knee-arrowed.

I was expecting the crossbow to do the talking at some point.

Hmph.
 
2013-07-17 09:42:14 PM

NaziKamikaze: I work part time at a NY style pizza joint in KY. People ask for fries all the time. I've never heard of such a thing for delivery pizza. Anyway, I asked one guy about it and he said that's the way they do it in NYC. A guy from NYC said it was baloney.

I don't which is true, but they are all idiots.

Everyone knows yougo to the Chinese buffet to get pizza and fries in one place.


Happy Lucky Pizza Fries.
 
2013-07-17 09:42:49 PM

miss diminutive: omeganuepsilon: What kind of parent has shiat like crossbows just laying around if their son is that farked up?

Chances are the wingnut didn't fall too far from the tin foil antennae.


HA!
 
2013-07-17 09:44:08 PM

picturescrazy: Slaxl: Officer Itchy McTriggerFinger needs to be sacked or sent back to police academy. What an unmitigated arsehole he is.

Great story though.

I would normally agree with you if an officer tazed someone who just voluntarily dropped their weapon, but something tells me a guy who whips out a crossbow over fries may have seemed unstable enough to justify it.


A guy who whips out a crossbow over some french fries probably should have just been shot to begin with, and then double-tapped to make sure. Because the hatchet. In this case, I commend the officers on their considerable restraint in not just leveling the entire house.
 
2013-07-17 09:44:22 PM
That guy wasn't the one that was "disturbing the peace", it was all those cop cars, lights and sirens that disturbed the peace!
 
2013-07-17 09:47:50 PM
Who the f**k eats fries with pizza?
 
2013-07-17 09:50:47 PM
They should have gone all Fus Ro Dah on his ass.
 
2013-07-17 10:04:37 PM

reklamfox: [i44.tinypic.com image 400x400]


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-07-17 10:05:31 PM
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2013-07-17 10:07:36 PM

bingethinker: Who the f**k eats fries with pizza?


Why eat fries with pizza when you can have them on the pizza?
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2013-07-17 10:12:35 PM
The man likes his fries. Never try and steal another man's fries.
 
2013-07-17 10:12:58 PM
I used to be a cross-dressing, double-amputee, Mormon homosexual Pokémon card collector like you. Until I took an arrow in the knee.
 
2013-07-17 10:14:25 PM
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2013-07-17 10:15:51 PM
Disturbing the peace? Does anyone what think of Alice's Restaurant any time they hear that charge?
 
2013-07-17 10:19:31 PM

mochunk: [cdn5.movieclips.com image 666x360]

You don't ever fark with another man's fries.


This.  leaving satisfied.
 
2013-07-17 10:19:51 PM

mochunk: [cdn5.movieclips.com image 666x360]

You don't ever fark with another man's fries.


You remember that and you'll live a long happy life.
 
2013-07-17 10:20:22 PM

Ivo Shandor: bingethinker: Who the f**k eats fries with pizza?

Why eat fries with pizza when you can have them on the pizza?
[i.imgur.com image 610x458]


I gained two pounds just looking at that picture.
 
2013-07-17 10:22:35 PM
But no one actually took an arrow to the knee.

/am disapoint
 
2013-07-17 10:24:25 PM

Ivo Shandor: Why eat fries with pizza when you can have them on the pizza?


Uh, if I'm gonna have that much bread on a pizza pie, it'd better be in a deep dish pan and drowning in tomato sauce, cheese and a distinct lack of French fries.
 
2013-07-17 10:32:23 PM
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2013-07-17 10:57:09 PM

bingethinker: Who the f**k eats fries with pizza?


errm, curry ketchup sauce?

/srirracha
//habanero ketchup
///chef-made ketchup?
 
2013-07-17 10:59:55 PM
I read the entire article to find out if he really took an arrow to the knee

Leaving
Feeling like a nickel
 
2013-07-17 11:23:38 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: [www.chick-fil-a.com image 850x578]


The world would be a much more peaceful place if only everyone could enjoy the awesomeness that is waffle-cut fries.
 
2013-07-17 11:29:42 PM
" When the officers arrived, Jason's father burst out of the door and begged the police to allow him a chance to calm his son down before they entered the premises."

Sounds like the aide to the 300 pound Down's Syndrome guy we discussed yesterday.
 
2013-07-17 11:30:48 PM
I love this thread, so much.
 
2013-07-17 11:31:24 PM

NaziKamikaze: I work part time at a NY style pizza joint in KY. People ask for fries all the time. I've never heard of such a thing for delivery pizza. Anyway, I asked one guy about it and he said that's the way they do it in NYC. A guy from NYC said it was baloney.

I don't which is true, but they are all idiots.

Everyone knows yougo to the Chinese buffet to get pizza and fries in one place.


Really? Around here (Montreal region), most pizza place have fries.
 
2013-07-17 11:33:10 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: [www.chick-fil-a.com image 850x578]


Hashtag browns.
 
2013-07-17 11:42:16 PM

omeganuepsilon: miss diminutive: omeganuepsilon: What kind of parent has shiat like crossbows just laying around if their son is that farked up?

Chances are the wingnut didn't fall too far from the tin foil antennae.

HA!


Wait wait wait, you're telling me collecting medieval weaponry (replicas, in theory) makes you a wing-nut?

*whistles innocently while stuffing some things in the closet*
 
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