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(TMZ)   The show "Glee" tried to save Cory Monteith from a heroin addiction caused by being a member of the cast on the show "Glee"   (tmz.com ) divider line
    More: Ironic, Cory Monteith, Glee, TMZ, heroin addiction  
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2013-07-17 03:22:32 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-17 03:23:05 PM  
Use a clean needle, subby.
 
2013-07-17 03:27:28 PM  
He was addicted to the third Steward of Gondor?
 
2013-07-17 03:36:26 PM  
blog.lib.umn.edu
 
2013-07-17 03:48:31 PM  
Jesus, drunk at 3 PM Eastern on a Wednesday?

You'd better be in the UK, Subby,.
 
2013-07-17 03:51:34 PM  
...

Am *I* high?
 
2013-07-17 03:52:46 PM  

Relatively Obscure: ...

Am *I* high?


I hope you're not on herion.
 
2013-07-17 03:53:00 PM  
Jesus, he(?) missed a "d".

The show "Glee" tried to save Cory Monteith from a Herion addition caused by being a member of the cast on the show "Glee"


/not subby
 
2013-07-17 03:57:50 PM  
Gecko Gingrich: Herion Hiroean

FTFY

Pet Peeve
 
2013-07-17 04:02:14 PM  

markie_farkie: Gecko Gingrich: Herion Hiroean

FTFY

Pet Peeve


Lnik
 
2013-07-17 04:02:16 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: Jesus, he(?) missed a "d".

The show "Glee" tried to save Cory Monteith from a Herion addition caused by being a member of the cast on the show "Glee"


/not subby


And that fixed the headline?
 
2013-07-17 04:47:41 PM  
Herion.

Heroine.

/pet peeve
 
2013-07-17 04:47:55 PM  

markie_farkie: Gecko Gingrich: Herion Hiroean Heron

FTFY

Pet Peeve


breakfastepiphanies.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-17 04:53:07 PM  
Heroin addition is hard.
 
2013-07-17 04:54:07 PM  
Aaaaaaaannnd were green, the addition caused by being a member of Fark will show everyone's now.
 
2013-07-17 04:57:38 PM  
Shiat, they fixed the headline.  Geez, we all look like complete tools now!

WHAT? I did, even before this?

Why didn't anyone tell me?
 
2013-07-17 05:05:26 PM  

markie_farkie: Shiat, they fixed the headline. Geez, we all look like complete tools now!


Yeah, that's the reason.
 
2013-07-17 05:05:49 PM  

R.I.P.
i780.photobucket.com

 
2013-07-17 05:08:02 PM  
With all we know and all the "icons" we've lost to heroin, it's really hard to figure out why anyone would even try it.
/takes shameful, hypocritical drag off cigarette.
 
2013-07-17 05:40:52 PM  

markie_farkie: Shiat, they fixed the headline.  Geez, we all look like complete tools now!

WHAT? I did, even before this?

Why didn't anyone tell me?


We tried, but you just wouldn't listen.
 
2013-07-17 05:50:36 PM  

BizarreMan: We tried, but you just wouldn't listen.


So I'm a tool AND a bonehead.

This explains SOO much about my miserable life..
 
2013-07-17 06:26:06 PM  
More pics of his girlfriend, Jew Nose needed
 
2013-07-17 06:33:33 PM  
He was doing fine until that damn Sharknado movie knocked him off the wagon.
 
2013-07-17 06:33:37 PM  

markie_farkie: BizarreMan: We tried, but you just wouldn't listen.

So I'm a tool AND a bonehead.

This explains SOO much about my miserable life..


You know what might help you cope with your miserable life?

static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-07-17 07:11:19 PM  
I had never heard of this fellow until he died.

Now I feel like I know far too much about him.
 
2013-07-17 07:23:27 PM  

markie_farkie: Aaaaaaaannnd were green, the addition caused by being a member of Fark will show everyone's now.


i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-17 07:38:45 PM  

Calmamity: Heroin addition is hard.


Pfft. It's NOTHING compared to differential heroin. Now THAT'S hard.

/RIP, Cory...
//Seriously.
 
2013-07-17 07:42:53 PM  

Arachnophobe: markie_farkie: Aaaaaaaannnd were green, the addition caused by being a member of Fark will show everyone's now.

[i1126.photobucket.com image 500x401]


The pre-edit headline was a torturous mess of spelling and grammar issues, and the thread was predominantly based on ridiculing it, before it was edited, leaving us flapping in the breeze.
 
2013-07-17 07:43:59 PM  
Atomic Spunk You know what might help you cope with your miserable life?
 24.media.tumblr.com
HAT ON A BED ALERT
 
2013-07-17 07:46:07 PM  
Let's see, I'm rich, handsome and banging this:

www.celebritymeasurement.com

Let's add heroin to the mix.

Idiot.
 
2013-07-17 07:48:59 PM  
That's why I prefer cocaine.
 
2013-07-17 07:53:45 PM  

markie_farkie: Arachnophobe: markie_farkie: Aaaaaaaannnd were green, the addition caused by being a member of Fark will show everyone's now.

[i1126.photobucket.com image 500x401]

The pre-edit headline was a torturous mess of spelling and grammar issues, and the thread was predominantly based on ridiculing it, before it was edited, leaving us flapping in the breeze.


I figured as much, but you know, any excuse to post Grammar Ashley.
 
2013-07-17 08:21:26 PM  

I don't know just where I'm going
But I'm goin' to try for the kingdom if I can
'Cause it makes me feel like I'm a man
When I put a spike into my vein
Then I tell you things aren't quite the same
When I'm rushing on my run
And I feel just like Jesus' son
And I guess I just don't know
And I guess that I just don't know
I have made very big decision
I'm goin' to try to nullify my life
'Cause when the blood begins to flow
When it shoots up the dropper's neck
When I'm closing in on death
You can't help me not you guys
All you sweet girls with all your sweet talk
You can all go take a walk
And I guess I just don't know
And I guess I just don't know
I wish that I was born a thousand years ago
I wish that I'd sailed the darkened seas
On a great big clipper ship
Going from this land here to that
I put on a sailor's suit and cap
Away from the big city
Where a man cannot be free
Of all the evils in this town
And of himself and those around
Oh, and I guess I just don't know
Oh, and I guess I just don't know
Heroin, be the death of me
Heroin, it's my wife and it's my life
Because a mainer to my vein
Leads to a center in my head
And then I'm better off than dead
When the smack begins to flow
Then I really don't care anymore
About all the Jim-Jims in this town
And everybody putting everybody else down
And all of the politicians makin' crazy sounds
All the dead bodies piled up in mounds, yeah
Wow, that heroin is in my blood
And the blood is in my head
Yeah, thank God that I'm good as dead
Ooohhh, thank your God that I'm not aware
And thank God that I just don't care
And I guess I just don't know
And I guess I just don't know
 ♫
 
2013-07-17 08:22:54 PM  
i1079.photobucket.com
RIP
 
2013-07-17 08:39:54 PM  

jmr61: Let's see, I'm rich, handsome and banging this:

[www.celebritymeasurement.com image 450x600]

Let's add heroin to the mix.

Idiot.


I'm willing to bet he was already devoted to a life of heroin before she came...into the picture.
 
2013-07-17 08:42:30 PM  
Heron addiction's a biatch; you ever tried to get a large migratory water bird into a syringe?
 
2013-07-17 08:45:39 PM  
I will smash his face into a car windshield and then take his mother Dorothy Manteith out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again
 
2013-07-17 09:03:41 PM  

you are a puppet: I will smash his face into a car windshield and then take his mother Dorothy Manteith out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again


Jesus
 
2013-07-17 09:21:33 PM  
heroin's not even dangerous.  they just killed them so they could perpetuate teh myth
 
2013-07-17 09:35:43 PM  
This headline makes no sense headline.
 
2013-07-17 10:57:14 PM  

MagSeven: With all we know and all the "icons" we've lost to heroin, it's really hard to figure out why anyone would even try it.
/takes shameful, hypocritical drag off cigarette.


I agree with you. It's one thing to test out smoking, no matter what's in that cigarette. The consequences of one or two puffs are negligible. But who thinks, "Hey, let's jab this needle into my arm and pump me full of a highly addictive drug that will probably kill me." How f**ked up do you have to be to do that?
 
2013-07-17 10:59:15 PM  

bingethinker: MagSeven: With all we know and all the "icons" we've lost to heroin, it's really hard to figure out why anyone would even try it.
/takes shameful, hypocritical drag off cigarette.

I agree with you. It's one thing to test out smoking, no matter what's in that cigarette. The consequences of one or two puffs are negligible. But who thinks, "Hey, let's jab this needle into my arm and pump me full of a highly addictive drug that will probably kill me." How f**ked up do you have to be to do that?



Searching for that larger high is a very tough existence. Have seen it up close.
 
2013-07-17 11:02:42 PM  
www.progarchives.com
 
2013-07-18 05:43:51 AM  

markie_farkie: BizarreMan: We tried, but you just wouldn't listen.

So I'm a tool AND a bonehead.

This explains SOO much about my miserable life..


join the "why not get lost in a different world" club...  just don't come biatching at us when you die from it.
 
2013-07-18 05:51:40 AM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-07-18 08:45:58 AM  

Arachnophobe: markie_farkie: Arachnophobe: markie_farkie: Aaaaaaaannnd were green, the addition caused by being a member of Fark will show everyone's now.

i1126.photobucket.com

The pre-edit headline was a torturous mess of spelling and grammar issues, and the thread was predominantly based on ridiculing it, before it was edited, leaving us flapping in the breeze.

I figured as much, but you know, any excuse to post Grammar Ashley.


Agreed!!  Also, I thought she was going to get a boob reduction... she seemed to have changed her mind about it... hooray!!! \o/
 
2013-07-18 08:56:29 AM  
You're going to reap just what you sow....
 
2013-07-18 10:34:18 AM  
It just BOGGLES my mind where a kid in Vancouver would get the idea to use HEROIN so readily...

www.forgetthebox.net

megaphonemagazine.com
 
2013-07-18 11:39:38 AM  

you are a puppet: I will smash his face into a car windshield and then take his mother Dorothy Manteith out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again


Dorothy Manteith is a SAINT!
 
2013-07-18 11:50:02 AM  
*nods*
 
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