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(Think Progress)   Candidate in VA governor's race campaigns on attempting to restore unconstitutional ban on oral sex and sodomy. Tag: By tying it to child molestation   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 143
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2013-07-17 09:01:15 PM

johnryan51: Good luck with that! The prisons are going to be bursting at the seams.


I bring up laws like this during my clearance investigations.  Like a rules lawyering dnd player, I drive the investigator insane until they eventually tell me to just stop, please just stop.

But in all honesty, I do like to bring up the fact that laws like this means that nearly every person in the defense industry has committed a felony.

(Lots of us in VA)
 
2013-07-17 09:04:45 PM
Okay,the juror poster above made me realize there is one occasion when I'm okay with anti-sodomy laws:as a rider when a rapist uses objects other than body parts. Sort of like special circumstances clauses for murder charges.

Otherwise, I really enjoy giving blowjobs. I'd rather not go to jail for them.
 
2013-07-17 09:10:15 PM
Peki:

Otherwise, I really enjoy giving blowjobs. I'd rather not go to jail for them.

Not sure if you are male or female, but allow me to say this:

Don't ever change.
 
2013-07-17 09:10:23 PM

Scaevola: toomuchwhargarbl: Calvinists.

No. Cuccinelli is a hardcore Catholic like Santorum.


So basically the Catholic church pays no taxes but now they're begging us to make their guys stop buggering children?
 
2013-07-17 09:16:09 PM

Scaevola: toomuchwhargarbl: Calvinists.

No. Cuccinelli is a hardcore Catholicking Santorum.


/ftfy
 
2013-07-17 09:18:33 PM
Jello Biafra was right.  Banning anything sexual is how social conservatives masturbate.  It's all about control.
 
2013-07-17 09:21:44 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Jello Biafra was right.  Banning anything sexual is how social conservatives masturbate.  It's all about control.


dammit, now i have "holiday in cambodia" back in my earworm...
 
2013-07-17 09:28:33 PM

Peki: Okay,the juror poster above made me realize there is one occasion when I'm okay with anti-sodomy laws:as a rider when a rapist uses objects other than body parts. Sort of like special circumstances clauses for murder charges.

Otherwise, I really enjoy giving blowjobs. I'd rather not go to jail for them.


How YOU doin'?
 
2013-07-17 09:30:24 PM
"If any person carnally knows in any manner any brute animal, or carnally knows any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be guilty of a Class 6 felony..."

Now, they could remove this one word, and solve about 30% of the problem right there. Or change the phrasing. Make it clear, if they must, that the law is not about SEX but about RAPE--if only that were their intent. If their intent were to protect children--who cannot consent to sex, no matter what kind of sex it is--then making the law clear by its language that it is about "carnal knowledge" without consent should solve their difficulties.

But obviously a guy who spent his formative years being mercilessly teased about being called COOCHI-nelly can't handle any kind of sex, voluntary or not.
 
2013-07-17 09:30:28 PM

Kredal: The way the law is written, it would make it a felony for normal, heterosexual, consenting adults to have oral sex too.  Ken Cuccinelli doesn't like blow jobs.


That's not a bug.  That's a feature.
 
2013-07-17 09:34:16 PM

fusillade762: Mine was later digitally replaced by Hayden Christiensen.


Well, at least it's now a huge dick.
 
2013-07-17 09:36:14 PM
The Party of Freedom and Small Government®, ladies and gentlemen.

/Freedom?  That is a worship-word.   You will not speak it.
//Freedom?  You keep using that word.  I do not think it means what you think it means.
 
2013-07-17 09:48:27 PM

o5iiawah: Cant they just write it into the law that it only applies to children?   For Farks sake I have no idea what the angle is on this one.


Really? No idea?

Decades of queer bashing, porn censorship, abstinence fetishism, and literally opposing HPV vaccination... and you still haven't figured out that right-wingers simply hate sex?
 
2013-07-17 09:50:27 PM

JohnnyC: There must be some conservatives on fark ready to defend their party on this one... come on. Which one of you are going to step up?!


I think they're all still busy White Knighting Ted Nugent two threads up.
 
2013-07-17 09:58:17 PM
Bloomberg can tell you how much soda you can buy or how much salt can be added to your food, so there's really no reason somebody else can't tell you what kind of sex you're allowed to have, is there?
 
2013-07-17 09:59:25 PM

Kredal: The way the law is written, it would make it a felony for normal, heterosexual, consenting adults to have oral sex too.  Ken Cuccinelli doesn't like get blow jobs.


AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU!!!!!
 
2013-07-17 10:10:19 PM

jjorsett: Bloomberg hurr durr NO U!


If you're trying to make some point about the Democratic Party, you might do well to pick a Democratic politician.
 
2013-07-17 10:14:40 PM
If this guy has kids, and they are teens or older, they are openly mocked at school.
 
2013-07-17 10:27:59 PM

jjorsett: Bloomberg can tell you how much soda you can buy or how much salt can be added to your food, so there's really no reason somebody else can't tell you what kind of sex you're allowed to have, is there?


Last I heard oral sex doesn't make you fat or give you diabetes.
 
2013-07-17 10:30:17 PM

jjorsett: Bloomberg can tell you how much soda you can buy or how much salt can be added to your food, so there's really no reason somebody else can't tell you what kind of sex you're allowed to have, is there?


Bloomberg's soda ban is dumb and should be rolled back. But, to his credit at least his intent was to help solve real public health problems.

This sodomy law? Not so much.
 
2013-07-17 10:30:28 PM

fusillade762: jjorsett: Bloomberg can tell you how much soda you can buy or how much salt can be added to your food, so there's really no reason somebody else can't tell you what kind of sex you're allowed to have, is there?

Last I heard oral sex doesn't make you fat or give you diabetes.


It is possible to catch STD's through oral, though. But hey, I'm sure the ultra-right will welcome you in declaring the government does have a right to say what you do with your body.

/How about "no" to the control freaks from any party?
 
2013-07-17 10:36:25 PM

Aarontology: I think we really are at the point where "social conservative" has become a noun to describe someone who is constantly thinking about f*cking children.


And f*cking animals, don't forget about the animals. Because we all know the gay lifestyle is a slippery slope to bestiality....and then to polygamous robotic necrophilia bestiality
 
2013-07-17 10:40:47 PM

jjorsett: Bloomberg can tell you how much soda you can buy or how much salt can be added to your food, so there's really no reason somebody else can't tell you what kind of sex you're allowed to have, is there?

You need to read this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueZ6tvqhk8U

 
2013-07-17 11:41:12 PM

encyclopediaplushuman: Aarontology: I think we really are at the point where "social conservative" has become a noun to describe someone who is constantly thinking about f*cking children.

And f*cking animals, don't forget about the animals. Because we all know the gay lifestyle is a slippery slope to bestiality....and then to polygamous robotic necrophilia bestiality


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2013-07-17 11:57:23 PM

Gyrfalcon: encyclopediaplushuman: Aarontology: I think we really are at the point where "social conservative" has become a noun to describe someone who is constantly thinking about f*cking children.

And f*cking animals, don't forget about the animals. Because we all know the gay lifestyle is a slippery slope to bestiality....and then to polygamous robotic necrophilia bestiality

You say that like it's a bad thing.


Hey, if they're dead who cares?
 
2013-07-18 12:33:43 AM
Just another control-happy social conservative hiding behind 'the children'.
 
2013-07-18 01:25:03 AM

AdolfOliverPanties: "My view is that homosexual acts, not homosexuality, but homosexual acts are wrong. They're intrinsically wrong. And I think in a natural law based country it's appropriate to have policies that reflect that. ... They don't comport with natural law."

Most animals engage in homosexuality.  Are animals not natural?  In fact, homo sapiens is the only species that both engages in homosexual acts and then actually gives a shiat about it.  THAT is what is unnatural.


[riverdolphinblowholesex.jpg]

Posting an actual image might be too weird for fark, but they're out there.
 
2013-07-18 01:43:15 AM

mediablitz: You can take away oral sex when you can pry my cock from her cold, dead lips.


You're probably doing it wrong.
 
2013-07-18 01:48:09 AM

PillsHere: mediablitz: You can take away oral sex when you can pry my cock from her cold, dead lips.

I prefer you can take away oral sex when you pry his hard cock from my warm, wet mouth.  Of course I'm coming from a different perspective :P.


I guess "How YOU doin'?" is obligatory.
 
2013-07-18 02:38:12 AM

AdolfOliverPanties: "My view is that homosexual acts, not homosexuality, but homosexual acts are wrong. They're intrinsically wrong. And I think in a natural law based country it's appropriate to have policies that reflect that. ... They don't comport with natural law."

Most animals engage in homosexuality.  Are animals not natural?  In fact, homo sapiens is the only species that both engages in homosexual acts and then actually gives a shiat about it.  THAT is what is unnatural.


Eh, animals kill each other for stuff related to mating all the time, especially mammals.  We're not really all that special in the 'giving a shiat' department either.

Also, this is a bad argument because nature is a horrible thing that wants to kill us all and the entire existence of our species in its current form is rightly a never-ending quest to get as far farking away from a natural state as possible without destroying our own food supply.  Homosexuality being natural is an association that implies that it's worse for humanity than we thought, not better.

//Next time you're out for a walk in the woods "enjoying nature" remind yourself that most likely the actual natural state of the area you're in is a flat plane where the vegetation is regularly purged by raging wildfires.  If you're enjoying the natural sounds of the river remind yourself that a river is "naturally" a trap for predators to catch and eat shiat in the middle of the food chain like plains apes.  Nature can farking suck it in more than just the aforementioned literal sense.
 
2013-07-18 02:41:15 AM
There it's no easier way to whip up a rabid & frenzied mob complete with torches & pitchforks than to say "child molestation" or "child predator." I'm just surprised no one's tried connecting the economic crisis, ACA or taxes to child molestation.
 
2013-07-18 09:49:52 AM

jjorsett: Bloomberg can tell you how much soda you can buy or how much salt can be added to your food, so there's really no reason somebody else can't tell you what kind of sex you're allowed to have, is there?


You're right. Bloomberg got to do that, so this farkface gets to do this. Tit for tat rules the day. Well, not tit. That's immoral.
 
2013-07-18 10:08:36 AM

PillsHere: mediablitz: You can take away oral sex when you can pry my cock from her cold, dead lips.

I prefer you can take away oral sex when you pry his hard cock from my warm, wet mouth.  Of course I'm coming from a different perspective :P.


How YOU doin?
 
2013-07-18 10:18:45 AM
This dude's wife is rubbing one out to an erotic bondage story at this very moment.
 
2013-07-18 10:33:57 AM
This just in: Republicans have no awareness of Historical Precedent.
 
2013-07-18 10:44:00 AM

spongeboob: Scaevola: toomuchwhargarbl: Calvinists.

No. Cuccinelli is a hardcore Catholic like Santorum.

Death Penalty not staunchly against so not the Catholic position
Safety Net can't find his position, good Catholics should be in support of the safety net.


So Conservative Catholic maybe but not following current Catholic positions if they disagree with a conservative position.


Hence my observation: "like Santorum."
 
2013-07-18 02:25:39 PM

fusillade762: jjorsett: Bloomberg can tell you how much soda you can buy or how much salt can be added to your food, so there's really no reason somebody else can't tell you what kind of sex you're allowed to have, is there?

Last I heard oral sex doesn't make you fat or give you diabetes.


What if I'm sucking the Kool-Aid Man's dick, huh?
 
2013-07-18 03:03:48 PM

Gyrfalcon: Make it clear, if they must, that the law is not about SEX but about RAPE


I'm pretty sure rape is already illegal, even in a place like Virginia.
 
2013-07-18 03:50:55 PM
This will surely create more jobs and fix the economy.

Seriously, it's amazing how much Republicans obsess with sex and body parts to the point where they want small government to regulate and prosecute every single aspect of them.
 
2013-07-18 06:50:48 PM

FirstNationalBastard: fusillade762: jjorsett: Bloomberg can tell you how much soda you can buy or how much salt can be added to your food, so there's really no reason somebody else can't tell you what kind of sex you're allowed to have, is there?

Last I heard oral sex doesn't make you fat or give you diabetes.

What if I'm sucking the Kool-Aid Man's dick, huh?


OH YEAH!
 
2013-07-19 12:34:14 AM
This was on Fark before.  It seems that the age consent in VA is 16, so in order to convict older guys for boinking 16 year olds, they'd have to bust them on sodomy laws.

Which no longer exist.

So, think of the children.
 
2013-07-19 12:38:53 AM

sendtodave: This was on Fark before.  It seems that the age consent in VA is 16, so in order to convict older guys for boinking 16 year olds, they'd have to bust them on sodomy laws.

Which no longer exist.

So, think of the children.


Yeah, and it was explained in the last thread how stupid this idea was.

/Stop thinking about the children, unless you want to have a seat over there!
 
2013-07-19 01:18:01 AM
 
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