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(Think Progress)   Candidate in VA governor's race campaigns on attempting to restore unconstitutional ban on oral sex and sodomy. Tag: By tying it to child molestation   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 143
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2013-07-17 05:16:26 PM
I can just see all the job applications popping up expaining their felony convictions...
 
2013-07-17 05:16:50 PM

Codenamechaz: o5iiawah: Cant they just write it into the law that it only applies to children?   For Farks sake I have no idea what the angle is on this one.

The angle is that, to him and other conservatives, only gay people perform "sodomy". So by banning sodomy, you ban gay people without actually saying you're banning gay people.

And to ensure no one tries to argue against the stupidity, you tie it to protecting the children, because then said person has to take the stance of arguing against protecting the children.


So I guess rug munching by lezzies is all right with the Cooch.

/of course coochies the world over like rug munching.
 
2013-07-17 05:17:19 PM
*explaining

(or 'splaining)
 
2013-07-17 05:24:16 PM
The GOP is all about moral panic
 
2013-07-17 05:26:36 PM
You can take away oral sex when you can pry my cock from her cold, dead lips.
 
2013-07-17 05:27:18 PM
The new site, vachildpredators.com, highlights 90 people identified "sexual predators" in Virginia who have been charged under the  law since the 2003 ruling, which held that states could not ban private, non-commercial sexual relations between consenting adults.

90 people charged with a law that was struck down by the supreme court ten years ago.

i may live in a farked up state but there is farked up then there is VA.
 
2013-07-17 05:31:01 PM
These guys just keep talking, don't they? Talking, talking, talking. Abortion. Rape. Gays. Wash, rinse, repeat.

I have a great idea for a CPAC panel: "Want to Win Elections?: Learn how to stop shooting your candidacy in the foot by shutting the fark up."
 
2013-07-17 05:32:26 PM
I'm visiting your beautiful state tomorrow. Lets 69 each other.
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I'm sorry Jessica, I believe oral sex is illegal.
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Wow, you are odd. I guess I'm going to go NC and contact hugram then.
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2013-07-17 05:37:02 PM
Calvinists.
 
2013-07-17 05:43:06 PM

o5iiawah: Cant they just write it into the law that it only applies to children?   For Farks sake I have no idea what the angle is on this one.


Wouldn't that be covered under current child molestation laws?
 
2013-07-17 05:50:05 PM

Mentat: For as slutty and promiscuous as liberals supposedly are, I've never met anyone who thinks about sex more than social conservatives.  And for as much as they think about it, their views of sex are wildly unrealistic.  They're the late night Cinemax of politics.


My not-so-educated guess is that they are obsessed with sex to the point of perversion/addiction, and their way of controlling that obsession is projecting it onto everyone else.
 
2013-07-17 05:51:41 PM

Codenamechaz: o5iiawah: Cant they just write it into the law that it only applies to children?   For Farks sake I have no idea what the angle is on this one.

The angle is that, to him and other conservatives, only gay people perform "sodomy". So by banning sodomy, you ban gay people without actually saying you're banning gay people.

And to ensure no one tries to argue against the stupidity, you tie it to protecting the children, because then said person has to take the stance of arguing against protecting the children.



Because he's a bigot, and isn't brave enough to be an out of the closet bigot because even he knows that will likely cause him to not be elected again.
 
2013-07-17 05:52:21 PM

Blues_X: And the GOP goes on about how it wants to create jobs!


Dammit you!!! This was a brand new keyboard!!
 
2013-07-17 05:54:48 PM

Serious Black: Satanic_Hamster: Serious Black: Just to play devil's advocate a bit, how far does consent stretch? Would you support, say, letting somebody consent to being slaughtered and eaten?

Killing someone is a bit more permanent then, say, half the posters here corn holing your mother.

If a bunch of Farkers want to corn hole my mother, that's between them and her. I'll warn you that she's not much to look at after polio farked her up good as a kid.

PonceAlyosha: Sexual activity between consenting adults is the issue. If you and I consent to rob a bank. it doesn't make it any more legal, Facetious Black.

I like the new nickname! Also, I should note that the prosecutors admitted that the murder story I specifically linked to was done for sexual enjoyment.

James!: Not to answer for the meat, but I have no problem with assisted suicide and granting a person's wishes regarding the disposal of their remains.

Me neither, but I don't think suicide is the right answer in many cases. My ex tried to commit suicide when she was a freshman in college. She now has a kid and would trade nothing in the world for him.


There's a difference between assisted suicide of a person who is depressed and someone who is in stage five cancer dying in horrible pain in a hospital somewhere. Assisted Suicide is only really given for people who are dying and in a lot of pain.
 
2013-07-17 06:00:15 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: "My view is that homosexual acts, not homosexuality, but homosexual acts are wrong. They're intrinsically wrong. And I think in a natural law based country it's appropriate to have policies that reflect that. ... They don't comport with natural law."

Most animals engage in homosexuality.  Are animals not natural?  In fact, homo sapiens is the only species that both engages in homosexual acts and then actually gives a shiat about it.  THAT is what is unnatural.


The more interesting thing, is it's not just homosexuals that engage in oral sex and sodomy.  Heterosexuals do it too.  Does he not understand that?  Wait a minute....of course he doesn't.
 
2013-07-17 06:00:32 PM

mediablitz: You can take away oral sex when you can pry my cock from her cold, dead lips.


I prefer you can take away oral sex when you pry his hard cock from my warm, wet mouth.  Of course I'm coming from a different perspective :P.
 
2013-07-17 06:03:00 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: Aarontology: I think we really are at the point where "social conservative" has become a noun to describe someone who is constantly thinking about f*cking children.

No, see, this guy is constantly thinking about f*cking other men.  He just wants you to think that he's thinking about f*cking children


 Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli II went to a therapist  and said "Doc you got to help me I keep having this dream and it is driving me  crazy."
"What is this dream;"
"I dream I am having sex with a kid'"
"Okay is it a boy or a girl"
"A girl of course, what do you think I am some kind of pervert."
 
2013-07-17 06:05:26 PM

Serious Black: Aarontology: I think we really are at the point where "social conservative" has become a noun to describe someone who is constantly thinking about f*cking children.

Shiat, if that's all it takes to be a social conservative, then I suppose I'm a social conservative.


Wait, what?
 
2013-07-17 06:08:18 PM

red5ish: I don't think banning blow jobs is going to be popular.


Well maybe popular with married women, hey maybe this is Republican outreach to women.

/He really doesn't want to give his wife head so he will make everyone suffer.
 
2013-07-17 06:10:50 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: The GOP is all about moral panic


Fascinating.
Many sociologists have pointed out the differences between definitions of a moral panic for American and British sociologists. Kenneth Thompson has said that American sociologists tend to emphasize psychological factors whereas the British portray moral panics as crises of capitalism.
Telling point, that.
 
2013-07-17 06:17:31 PM
Might as well ban all sex between anyone.  Makes as much logical sense as this assbag's argument.
 
2013-07-17 06:20:06 PM

busy chillin': Virginia is for boring lovers


nice.  my dad had a shirt (without the boring bit) like that.

dickfreckle: Serious Black: Aarontology: I think we really are at the point where "social conservative" has become a noun to describe someone who is constantly thinking about f*cking children.

Shiat, if that's all it takes to be a social conservative, then I suppose I'm a social conservative.

Finally, my internet sting yields fruit! Boy, the chief is gonna give me a promotion for this!


nope, you get a toaster oven.
 
2013-07-17 06:27:06 PM

spongeboob: red5ish: I don't think banning blow jobs is going to be popular.

Well maybe popular with married women, hey maybe this is Republican outreach to women.

/He really doesn't want to give his wife head so he will make everyone suffer.


Keep in mind, this would also ban eating pussy.
 
2013-07-17 06:35:04 PM

Dr Dreidel: flipperjobbery


You, sir, are a genius with a turn of phrase.
 
2013-07-17 06:36:52 PM

Satanic_Hamster: spongeboob: red5ish: I don't think banning blow jobs is going to be popular.

Well maybe popular with married women, hey maybe this is Republican outreach to women.

/He really doesn't want to give his wife head so he will make everyone suffer.

Keep in mind, this would also ban eating pussy.


Something tells me that social conservatives share the Soprano's opinion on that act youtube link but still probably NSFW
 
2013-07-17 06:49:49 PM
I like how these morans have co-opted the term "natural law" in a desperate, juvenile attempt at covering up their homophobia.
 
2013-07-17 06:56:32 PM
If you can't put someone in jail for child molestation unless they do something other than penis-in-vagina - then you suck as an attorney general and are in now way fit for a promotion.
 
2013-07-17 07:03:29 PM

Curious: The new site, vachildpredators.com, highlights 90 people identified "sexual predators" in Virginia who have been charged under the  law since the 2003 ruling, which held that states could not ban private, non-commercial sexual relations between consenting adults.

90 people charged with a law that was struck down by the supreme court ten years ago.

i may live in a farked up state but there is farked up then there is VA.


It's still on the books in my state for forced sexual contact only.  I was on a jury panel last month where an alleged adult male on adult female sexual assault was tried on one count of 1st degree rape and one count of 1st degree sodomy. (not chosen)
 
2013-07-17 07:04:57 PM

theknuckler_33: I like how these morans have co-opted the term "natural law" in a desperate, juvenile attempt at covering up their homophobia.


I just wish they understood that "natural law" includes homosexuality, as such relationships have been documented in human behavior for thousands of years. It's a null term, really - there's no "supernatural law" that stands in opposition, as pretty much ANYTHING WE DO is covered by a "natural law."
 
2013-07-17 07:07:44 PM

FormlessOne: theknuckler_33: I like how these morans have co-opted the term "natural law" in a desperate, juvenile attempt at covering up their homophobia.

I just wish they understood that "natural law" includes homosexuality, as such relationships have been documented in human behavior for thousands of years. It's a null term, really - there's no "supernatural law" that stands in opposition, as pretty much ANYTHING WE DO is covered by a "natural law."


Homosexuality has been documented in every mammalian species.  All of them.  It's more natural than traditional marriage or monogamy.
 
2013-07-17 07:14:38 PM

FormlessOne: theknuckler_33: I like how these morans have co-opted the term "natural law" in a desperate, juvenile attempt at covering up their homophobia.

I just wish they understood that "natural law" includes homosexuality, as such relationships have been documented in human behavior for thousands of years. It's a null term, really - there's no "supernatural law" that stands in opposition, as pretty much ANYTHING WE DO is covered by a "natural law."


oh i wish there was a "supernatural" law that included homosexuality... mmmm, deancest.
 
2013-07-17 07:18:06 PM

cynicalminion: FormlessOne: theknuckler_33: I like how these morans have co-opted the term "natural law" in a desperate, juvenile attempt at covering up their homophobia.

I just wish they understood that "natural law" includes homosexuality, as such relationships have been documented in human behavior for thousands of years. It's a null term, really - there's no "supernatural law" that stands in opposition, as pretty much ANYTHING WE DO is covered by a "natural law."

oh i wish there was a "supernatural" law that included homosexuality... mmmm, deancest.


and as an added bonus, they've got this friend they call momma cass... :D
 
2013-07-17 07:29:26 PM
Folks, the kind of natural law he is talking about has nothing to do with looking at what happens, statistically, in nature.  Instead, what he means is that God has revealed the moral order of the world to people in the workings of nature, but you have to look at nature in the right way in order to see it.  The right way, incidentally, is Evangelical Protestantism.
 
2013-07-17 07:30:43 PM

logic523: Folks, the kind of natural law he is talking about has nothing to do with looking at what happens, statistically, in nature.  Instead, what he means is that God has revealed the moral order of the world to people in the workings of nature, but you have to look at nature in the right way in order to see it.  The right way, incidentally, is Evangelical Protestantism.


Or Roman Catholicism.  Really any Christian denomination that hates teh gehys.
 
2013-07-17 07:31:58 PM

toomuchwhargarbl: Calvinists.


No. Cuccinelli is a hardcore Catholic like Santorum.
 
2013-07-17 07:36:22 PM
Leave it to the Republicans to find a way to "blow" an election.
 
2013-07-17 07:36:46 PM
Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli II (R) is a pedophile?

Wow, someone better get that child farker in prison right now.
 
2013-07-17 07:47:44 PM

red5ish: I don't think banning blow jobs is going to be popular.


Except with wives :p
 
2013-07-17 07:50:25 PM

Scaevola: toomuchwhargarbl: Calvinists.

No. Cuccinelli is a hardcore Catholic like Santorum.


Death Penalty not staunchly against so not the Catholic position
Safety Net can't find his position, good Catholics should be in support of the safety net.


So Conservative Catholic maybe but not following current Catholic positions if they disagree with a conservative position.
 
2013-07-17 08:01:23 PM
keep farking that chicken asshole
 
2013-07-17 08:08:31 PM

James!: Arachnophobe: Jackson Herring: James!: And it would just be struck down again.

much like my boner

Your boner will become more powerful than we can possibly imagine?

It'll be just an empty robe and eventually reappear with a bunch of other dead penises as a hologram.


Mine was later digitally replaced by Hayden Christiensen.
 
2013-07-17 08:09:58 PM

spongeboob: current Catholic positions


Missionary?
 
2013-07-17 08:20:58 PM
Shut up, Coochysmelly; you cock!
 
2013-07-17 08:27:44 PM
Everyone hates this guy.  Even McDonnell hates him.
 
2013-07-17 08:29:48 PM
SovietCanuckistan: "If I ain't havin' fun, NOBODY can!!"

The sad thing is, Cuccinelli's idea of having fun is stomping kittens to death, waterboarding widows and orphans, and throwing old women out on the street.
 
2013-07-17 08:32:31 PM

o5iiawah: Cant they just write it into the law that it only applies to children?   For Farks sake I have no idea what the angle is on this one.


Courting the Hate Vote, not realizing that people full of hate are a minority.  Hell, if the GOP knew that bigots were a minority, they'd probably try to cut their funding and keep them away from the polling stations through churlish hijinks.

Holy hell, maybe there's an idea blossoming here.
 
2013-07-17 08:33:49 PM

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: SovietCanuckistan: "If I ain't havin' fun, NOBODY can!!"

The sad thing is, Cuccinelli's idea of having fun is stomping kittens to death, waterboarding widows and orphans, and throwing old women out on the street.


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2013-07-17 08:35:23 PM

fusillade762: spongeboob: current Catholic positions

Missionary?


Thanks now I have to Google Catholic sexual positions because you have made wonder if there are APPROVED Catholic positions.
 
2013-07-17 08:39:02 PM
There must be some conservatives on fark ready to defend their party on this one... come on. Which one of you are going to step up?!
 
2013-07-17 08:42:18 PM

busy chillin': Virginia is for boring lovers


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