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(The Smoking Gun)   "I had sex with my cat and everyone knows." And now you do too   ( divider line
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13285 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jul 2013 at 1:35 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-17 01:38:00 PM  
2013-07-17 01:38:49 PM  
Do cats even like peanut butter?
2013-07-17 01:38:50 PM  
Greened before anyone commented or voted, huh?
2013-07-17 01:38:56 PM  
Was it a large cat, or just a little pussy?
2013-07-17 01:38:56 PM
2013-07-17 01:39:06 PM
2013-07-17 01:39:26 PM  
A cat is fine too.
2013-07-17 01:39:42 PM  
But ye feck ONE sheep...
2013-07-17 01:40:02 PM  
Meow I expect this to be a perfectly civil thread.
2013-07-17 01:40:05 PM  
So... Single?
2013-07-17 01:40:12 PM  
Dammit Mom lay off the artificial weed please....
2013-07-17 01:40:31 PM  
Bath Salts.
2013-07-17 01:40:45 PM  
That takes crazy cat lady to a whole new level.
2013-07-17 01:41:25 PM  
I may now know she had sex with her cat, but I still have no idea what that means.
2013-07-17 01:41:44 PM  
Morrison said that Brown sometimes appeared "glassy-eyed," and hung out with a crowd that assembled near a local head shop.

What's wrong with that?
2013-07-17 01:41:53 PM

would like a little pussy
2013-07-17 01:42:03 PM  
Was going to guess mental disorder, but it seems she's just out of her gourd on her drug of choice.
2013-07-17 01:42:15 PM  
Going for the insane defense maybe?
2013-07-17 01:42:26 PM  
Farking your cat is not normal. But on meth it is.
2013-07-17 01:42:35 PM  
I tried to picture how that would work, which was quite traumatizing. All I could come up with is the old peanut butter trick but with tuna juice. I wouldn't call that sex, per se.
2013-07-17 01:42:40 PM
2013-07-17 01:43:01 PM  
Don't cat's have spiky penises so that the females can't get away?
2013-07-17 01:43:04 PM  

Fano: But ye feck ONE sheep...

You become a congress person?

/ Bahhh means bahhhhh
2013-07-17 01:43:10 PM  
Dang it, the fur is going to fly over this one!  All she did was take a little cat nip, anyway.
2013-07-17 01:43:11 PM  

Ned Stark: A cat is fine too.

Desu desu desu
2013-07-17 01:43:15 PM  

illannoyin: Farking your cat is not normal. But on meth catnip it is.

2013-07-17 01:43:53 PM  

Fano: But ye feck ONE sheep...

Did you use the tall boots trick?
2013-07-17 01:43:58 PM  
I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat
2013-07-17 01:44:17 PM  
Caturday already?
2013-07-17 01:44:48 PM  
Gives new meaning to the term "cat box".
2013-07-17 01:46:17 PM
WGJ [TotalFark]
2013-07-17 01:46:43 PM

I didn't do anything
2013-07-17 01:46:48 PM  
he had little interaction with Brown, who has lived next to him (along with assorted family members, cats, and dogs) for several years.

The dog released a statement denying any involvement, stating "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
2013-07-17 01:46:54 PM  
I'm hoping "cat" is a euphemism
2013-07-17 01:47:03 PM  
Poor kitty.
2013-07-17 01:47:05 PM  
Hanging out at a head shop? I was under the assumption paying for head was bad, especially when you can get free pussy at home.
2013-07-17 01:47:21 PM  
I'm trying to figure out which thought makes me cringe more: the claws, or the barbed, raspy tongue. Or, you know, having sex with a cat.
2013-07-17 01:50:19 PM  

dudemanbro: Poor kitty.

Which one?
2013-07-17 01:50:32 PM  
Must have been a Fancy Feast.
2013-07-17 01:51:07 PM  
Not even with your cat.

Don't stick your paw in crazy.
2013-07-17 01:51:30 PM  
That cat was the best fark I ever had.
2013-07-17 01:52:39 PM
2013-07-17 01:54:34 PM

When I was five, I swear I was attacked by a pedophile cat. He was just a neighborhood cat and everyone trusted him. He had everyone fooled. He told me he was a good kitty and I should rub his belly. Well, that just got him purring. The next thing I know, he's got his claws in to me and he's dragging me in to the bushes. Afterwards, he said that if I told anyone, he'd sneak in to our house and steal everyone's breath.

Then, when I was seven, we went to Disney World and a big Tigger sodomized me in the rest rooms by magic mountain. Now, when I hear Paul Winchell's voice, I just shut down.

Now this old tabby is emailing me. He wants me to do cat porn on the internet. The money sounds good and I'm definitely curious. I could do some guy cat on girl stuff but the girl cat on girl girl sounds weird. I guess I'd have to see it before I tried it.
2013-07-17 01:55:03 PM
2013-07-17 01:56:55 PM  
Now that I reconsider, sex with a cat may not be such a bad idea
2013-07-17 01:57:36 PM
2013-07-17 01:59:03 PM
2013-07-17 02:01:11 PM  
2013-07-17 02:01:49 PM  
She must be a bit fishy down there
2013-07-17 02:06:30 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: would like a little pussy

Weird to think that this goofy looking guy wrote and directed the highest grossing movie of the year so far.
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