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(The Smoking Gun)   "I had sex with my cat and everyone knows." And now you do too   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 90
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2013-07-17 01:38:00 PM
Meooooow!
 
2013-07-17 01:38:49 PM
Do cats even like peanut butter?
 
2013-07-17 01:38:50 PM
Greened before anyone commented or voted, huh?
 
2013-07-17 01:38:56 PM
Was it a large cat, or just a little pussy?
 
2013-07-17 01:38:56 PM
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2013-07-17 01:39:06 PM
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2013-07-17 01:39:26 PM
A cat is fine too.
 
2013-07-17 01:39:42 PM
But ye feck ONE sheep...
 
2013-07-17 01:40:02 PM
Meow I expect this to be a perfectly civil thread.
 
2013-07-17 01:40:05 PM
So... Single?
 
2013-07-17 01:40:12 PM
Dammit Mom lay off the artificial weed please....
 
2013-07-17 01:40:31 PM
Bath Salts.
 
2013-07-17 01:40:45 PM
That takes crazy cat lady to a whole new level.
 
2013-07-17 01:41:25 PM
I may now know she had sex with her cat, but I still have no idea what that means.
 
2013-07-17 01:41:44 PM
Morrison said that Brown sometimes appeared "glassy-eyed," and hung out with a crowd that assembled near a local head shop.

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What's wrong with that?
 
2013-07-17 01:41:53 PM
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would like a little pussy
 
2013-07-17 01:42:03 PM
Was going to guess mental disorder, but it seems she's just out of her gourd on her drug of choice.
 
2013-07-17 01:42:15 PM
Going for the insane defense maybe?
 
2013-07-17 01:42:26 PM
Farking your cat is not normal. But on meth it is.
 
2013-07-17 01:42:35 PM
I tried to picture how that would work, which was quite traumatizing. All I could come up with is the old peanut butter trick but with tuna juice. I wouldn't call that sex, per se.
 
2013-07-17 01:42:40 PM
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2013-07-17 01:43:01 PM
Don't cat's have spiky penises so that the females can't get away?
 
2013-07-17 01:43:04 PM

Fano: But ye feck ONE sheep...


You become a congress person?

/ Bahhh means bahhhhh
 
2013-07-17 01:43:10 PM
Dang it, the fur is going to fly over this one!  All she did was take a little cat nip, anyway.
 
2013-07-17 01:43:11 PM

Ned Stark: A cat is fine too.


Desu desu desu
 
2013-07-17 01:43:15 PM

illannoyin: Farking your cat is not normal. But on meth catnip it is.


/FTFY.
 
2013-07-17 01:43:53 PM

Fano: But ye feck ONE sheep...


Did you use the tall boots trick?
 
2013-07-17 01:43:58 PM
I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat
 
2013-07-17 01:44:17 PM
Caturday already?
 
2013-07-17 01:44:48 PM
Gives new meaning to the term "cat box".
 
2013-07-17 01:46:17 PM
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WGJ
2013-07-17 01:46:43 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

I didn't do anything
 
2013-07-17 01:46:48 PM
FTA:
he had little interaction with Brown, who has lived next to him (along with assorted family members, cats, and dogs) for several years.

The dog released a statement denying any involvement, stating "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
 
2013-07-17 01:46:54 PM
I'm hoping "cat" is a euphemism
 
2013-07-17 01:47:03 PM
Poor kitty.
 
2013-07-17 01:47:05 PM
Hanging out at a head shop? I was under the assumption paying for head was bad, especially when you can get free pussy at home.
 
2013-07-17 01:47:21 PM
I'm trying to figure out which thought makes me cringe more: the claws, or the barbed, raspy tongue. Or, you know, having sex with a cat.
 
2013-07-17 01:50:19 PM

dudemanbro: Poor kitty.


Which one?
 
2013-07-17 01:50:32 PM
Must have been a Fancy Feast.
 
2013-07-17 01:51:07 PM
Not even with your cat.

Don't stick your paw in crazy.
 
2013-07-17 01:51:30 PM
That cat was the best fark I ever had.

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2013-07-17 01:52:39 PM
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2013-07-17 01:54:34 PM
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When I was five, I swear I was attacked by a pedophile cat. He was just a neighborhood cat and everyone trusted him. He had everyone fooled. He told me he was a good kitty and I should rub his belly. Well, that just got him purring. The next thing I know, he's got his claws in to me and he's dragging me in to the bushes. Afterwards, he said that if I told anyone, he'd sneak in to our house and steal everyone's breath.

Then, when I was seven, we went to Disney World and a big Tigger sodomized me in the rest rooms by magic mountain. Now, when I hear Paul Winchell's voice, I just shut down.

Now this old tabby is emailing me. He wants me to do cat porn on the internet. The money sounds good and I'm definitely curious. I could do some guy cat on girl stuff but the girl cat on girl girl sounds weird. I guess I'd have to see it before I tried it.
 
2013-07-17 01:55:03 PM
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2013-07-17 01:56:55 PM
Now that I reconsider, sex with a cat may not be such a bad idea

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2013-07-17 01:57:36 PM
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2013-07-17 01:59:03 PM
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2013-07-17 02:01:11 PM
Plinkett?
 
2013-07-17 02:01:49 PM
She must be a bit fishy down there
 
2013-07-17 02:06:30 PM

Smeggy Smurf: would like a little pussy


Weird to think that this goofy looking guy wrote and directed the highest grossing movie of the year so far.
 
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