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2013-07-17 01:35:18 PM
Buggery is such a friendly word.

I mean, if "buggery" were the standard word used for anal sex, I think people would be much more tolerant of gay people.

You have all of these fundie nutjobs screaming about "sodomy" this and "sodomy" that, and it gets people all freaked out, because sodomy sounds like it's something bad or evil that may hurt or maim you.

But buggery? That sounds like a fun activity you take part in on a lazy fall afternoon in the park with a couple of good buddies. Maybe a couple of nice, cold beers and a picnic is involved.

Buggery... that's the way to go.
 
2013-07-17 01:38:12 PM
Oh bugger off
 
2013-07-17 01:39:31 PM

FirstNationalBastard: But buggery? That sounds like a fun activity you take part in on a lazy fall afternoon in the park with a couple of good buddies. Maybe a couple of nice, cold beers and a picnic is involved.


Important note:  Be careful drinking beers out with FirstNationalBastard
 
2013-07-17 02:00:29 PM
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Seems as good a time as any to recycle my Vonnegut obit.
 
2013-07-17 02:01:14 PM
www.thisislocallondon.co.uk

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HERE'S BUGGERY!
 
2013-07-17 02:09:07 PM
The British are so cute with their words for things. Buggery.
Also see "I've been burgled!"
Pip pip cheerio and all that ol chap.
 
2013-07-17 02:11:22 PM

Walker: The British are so cute with their words for things. Buggery.
Also see "I've been burgled!"
Pip pip cheerio and all that ol chap.


The hooligans are loose! I'd hate to be a dustbin in Shaftesbury tonight!
 
2013-07-17 02:17:08 PM
What an asshole.

/that's what he said.
 
2013-07-17 02:17:14 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Walker: The British are so cute with their words for things. Buggery.
Also see "I've been burgled!"
Pip pip cheerio and all that ol chap.

The hooligans are loose! I'd hate to be a dustbin in Shaftesbury tonight!


I say give those gits an ASBO guvna!
 
2013-07-17 02:42:23 PM

Walker: FirstNationalBastard: Walker: The British are so cute with their words for things. Buggery.
Also see "I've been burgled!"
Pip pip cheerio and all that ol chap.

The hooligans are loose! I'd hate to be a dustbin in Shaftesbury tonight!

I say give those gits an ASBO guvna!


Happy-slapping hoodies with ASBOs and ringtones.
 
2013-07-17 02:46:43 PM
SURPRISE buggery
 
2013-07-17 02:49:24 PM
Because the vast majority of us filter through tons of buggery stories all day? Unless you mean in the abstract sense, in which case yes I do in fact read a lot of stuff that is the equivalent of buggery.
 
2013-07-17 02:49:38 PM
 
2013-07-17 02:58:41 PM
I always thought Doc Brown's interest in Marty was a little on the creepy side!
 
2013-07-17 03:15:44 PM
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2013-07-17 03:19:13 PM
FirstNationalBastard:

You have all of these fundie nutjobs screaming about "sodomy" this and "sodomy" that, and it gets people all freaked out, because sodomy sounds like it's something bad or evil that may hurt or maim you.

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Takin' it back.
 
2013-07-17 03:25:36 PM

FloydA: FirstNationalBastard:

You have all of these fundie nutjobs screaming about "sodomy" this and "sodomy" that, and it gets people all freaked out, because sodomy sounds like it's something bad or evil that may hurt or maim you.

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Takin' it back.


See?

Frightening.
 
2013-07-17 03:30:07 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-17 03:31:02 PM
Not sure how it works in the UK, but I'm pretty sure you could simply prop that picture up on an easel in the courtroom, rest your case, and get a conviction.
 
2013-07-17 03:36:02 PM
He looks like Marty Feldman.

'Walk this way'.
 
2013-07-17 03:36:24 PM
Your letter is only the start of it.
 
2013-07-17 03:39:52 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Buggery is such a friendly word.

I mean, if "buggery" were the standard word used for anal sex, I think people would be much more tolerant of gay people.

You have all of these fundie nutjobs screaming about "sodomy" this and "sodomy" that, and it gets people all freaked out, because sodomy sounds like it's something bad or evil that may hurt or maim you.

But buggery? That sounds like a fun activity you take part in on a lazy fall afternoon in the park with a couple of good buddies. Maybe a couple of nice, cold beers and a picnic is involved.

Buggery... that's the way to go.


"Rogering" that's another bloody good one. "You need a proper Rogering, you do!"
 
2013-07-17 03:42:50 PM

FirstNationalBastard: FloydA: FirstNationalBastard:

You have all of these fundie nutjobs screaming about "sodomy" this and "sodomy" that, and it gets people all freaked out, because sodomy sounds like it's something bad or evil that may hurt or maim you.

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Takin' it back.

See?

Frightening.


She could make you happy to make you feel her love. You're always on her mind - she'll give you all that she has.

She's not farking kidding, here - she'll do it, man.
 
2013-07-17 03:46:44 PM

Boojum2k: FirstNationalBastard: But buggery? That sounds like a fun activity you take part in on a lazy fall afternoon in the park with a couple of good buddies. Maybe a couple of nice, cold beers and a picnic is involved.

Important note:  Be careful drinking beers out with FirstNationalBastard


Overheard at the bar where FirstNationalBastard trolls for poon: "Bartender, make it a Bud Light. That Schlitz makes my bunghole hurt."
 
2013-07-17 03:47:16 PM
That's his O-face.
 
2013-07-17 03:47:34 PM
It's Rainbow Randolph, and the Krinkle Kids.
 
2013-07-17 03:49:10 PM
Why is it called Operation Yewtree? The article doesn't say.
 
2013-07-17 03:50:26 PM
Was he a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy?
 
2013-07-17 03:51:29 PM

neversubmit: Why is it called Operation Yewtree? The article doesn't say.


Yewtree them to some free candy and BAM!  Off to the clink!
 
2013-07-17 03:53:05 PM
More than a few times I've referred to a room or location with an insect problem as place of "intense buggery" just to see if I get a reaction of some kind.
 
2013-07-17 03:53:15 PM
I rise at eleven, I dine about two,
I get drunk before seven, and the next thing I do,
I send for my whore, when for fear of a clap,
I spend in her hand, and I spew in her lap;
Then we quarrel and scold, till I fall fast asleep,
When the biatch growing bold, to my pocket does creep.
Then slyly she leaves me, and to revenge the affront,
At once she bereaves me of money and c*nt.
If by chance then I wake, hot-headed and drunk,
What a coil do I make for the loss of my punk!
I storm and I roar, and I fall in a rage.
And missing my whore, I bugger my page.
Then crop-sick all morning I rail at my men,
And in bed I lie yawning till eleven again.
 
2013-07-17 03:56:39 PM

neversubmit: Why is it called Operation Yewtree? The article doesn't say.


Hmmm. The English yew is one of the longest-lived trees; an example in Scotland is believed to be more than 5,000 years old. They were used to manufacture the longbow, were important in the Druidic religion, and are still frequently planted in churchyards. In Spain it was a tradition to bring yew branches to the graves of the recently dead on All Saints Day, to guide their spirits to the land of shadows.

So, um, phallic symbols, extreme age and the recently dead. Sounds like Jimmy Savile all over.
 
2013-07-17 03:56:40 PM
I didn't invent buttsex, but I did perfect it.
 
2013-07-17 03:58:32 PM
Creepy buggery pictures?  I was expecting a SPIDER THREAD!!!
 
2013-07-17 03:58:36 PM
 
2013-07-17 04:01:33 PM

neversubmit: Why is it called Operation Yewtree? The article doesn't say.


When asked who was going to be running the operation, the chief of police pointed at the 3 most inept members of the squad and said "yew tree."
 
2013-07-17 04:02:16 PM

Walker: The British are so cute with their words for things. Buggery.
Also see "I've been burgled!"
Pip pip cheerio and all that ol chap.


www.philjens.plus.com

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shiat
From one place to another
 
2013-07-17 04:02:31 PM

Ambitwistor: Creepy buggery pictures?  I was expecting a SPIDER THREAD!!!


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2013-07-17 04:05:06 PM
Buggery? what the hell is buggery?
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2013-07-17 04:11:15 PM
Yewtree? I think I had that wand in Diablo 2.
 
2013-07-17 04:21:13 PM
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2013-07-17 04:27:14 PM
Subby, you take that back! Jimmy Saville is not creepy looking!


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2013-07-17 04:28:24 PM
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/someone had to
 
2013-07-17 04:28:59 PM

Combustion: FirstNationalBastard: Buggery is such a friendly word.

I mean, if "buggery" were the standard word used for anal sex, I think people would be much more tolerant of gay people.

You have all of these fundie nutjobs screaming about "sodomy" this and "sodomy" that, and it gets people all freaked out, because sodomy sounds like it's something bad or evil that may hurt or maim you.

But buggery? That sounds like a fun activity you take part in on a lazy fall afternoon in the park with a couple of good buddies. Maybe a couple of nice, cold beers and a picnic is involved.

Buggery... that's the way to go.

"Rogering" that's another bloody good one. "You need a proper Rogering, you do!"

s24.postimg.org
 
2013-07-17 04:29:26 PM
She got buggered in her fanny, roger!
 
2013-07-17 04:30:48 PM

The Southern Dandy: Buggery on the High Seas!



I just now realized that Paul Ruebens did the voice of the sissy on that!  Ruebens worked with C&C before he did Pee Wee Herman!
 
2013-07-17 04:31:45 PM

jfivealive: She got buggered in her fanny, roger!


Fanny doesn't mean booty in Britain.
 
2013-07-17 04:34:21 PM

neversubmit: Why is it called Operation Yewtree? The article doesn't say.


They were planning to tax some of the related goods and services but couldn't decide which ones. So the chief just said "tax all".
 
2013-07-17 04:37:50 PM

Combustion: "Rogering" that's another bloody good one. "You need a proper Rogering, you do!"


We know that you and the bootblack have been rogering the fishwife in the crumpet shop.
 
2013-07-17 04:37:52 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Walker: The British are so cute with their words for things. Buggery.
Also see "I've been burgled!"
Pip pip cheerio and all that ol chap.

The hooligans are loose! I'd hate to be a dustbin in Shaftesbury tonight!


No one knows what's it like
To be a dustbin
In Shaftesbury
With hooligaaaaaaans
 
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