The Inquisiiiition...what a show!
jcooli09: I don't get the hero tag.
Diogenes: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 259x194]The Inquisiiiition...what a show!
Dr Dreidel: If Chuck went through any schooling where they teach anything remotely related to Middle Ages/European history, I think he's already heard the "good" news.[crusades.jpg]
markie_farkie: So wait, Jews in Israel means the GOP sucks their cocks, but Jews in America means "CONVERT OR ELSE, JESUS HATING BASTARD!"Ok, got it.
Isitoveryet: note to self;do not click on The Iowa Republican.do not read comments posted on The Iowa Republican.
Aarontology: "I would use my position of political power to covert that Jew"
Bill_Wick's_Friend: Hey Eric Cantor -THIS is what you're in bed with. In the eyes of your "buddies" you will always be a second-class citizen, stained with the guilt of Christ's murder. How foolish must you be to think that with all their hateful rhetoric against gays, blacks, muslims, atheists and immigrants that they somehow forgot about Jews? You're on that list, buddy, and you always will be.
Mike Chewbacca: And he should just ignore the fact that every crusade started with a pogrom.
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: In the words of another Schumer, "My people already heard the Good News... um, maybe you didn't hear the Bad News."
Aquapope: Turns out there's a poster in the comments using the handle coont6"
Rwa2play: Wow, a Christian asshat. Who knew?
Koalaesq: I have really had it with the hubris of Christians who believe that's the only reason I am not a Christian is because it has not been explained to me well enough or by the right person. I'm not stupid. I've heard the news.... I've researched the news... i've rejected the good news.
Aquapope: Aquapope: Turns out there's a poster in the comments using the handle coont6"Wow, that's a weird filterpwn. Cee - Vee - Enn - Seven filters to coont. Who would have guessed it?
FlashHarry: this primary is going to be fun. i really hope steve king is the nominee though. i'd love to see him get his ass handed to him in a statewide election.
Jim_Callahan: Mike Chewbacca: And he should just ignore the fact that every crusade started with a pogrom.Wait, since when?*checks wiki*Huh. First official Christian Pogrom, central French/German region, 1096. In other words, within a year of the start of the first crusade. Go figure.//This is the problem with self-study, sometimes you wind up with weird gaps where you fail to correct the white-washing of a primary and secondary-school education and focused on a technical subject in college.
DamnYankees: What good news is this? As a Jew I assume I must have not heard about it yet.
indylaw: Honestly, when they talk about "Hollywood and New York elites," who do you think they're talking about?
YoungSwedishBlonde: DamnYankees: What good news is this? As a Jew I assume I must have not heard about it yet.Free ham sandwi...err shiat.
REO-Weedwagon: You just know this clown believes Israeli Jews go to heaven.
Snarfangel: I was wondering why I saw settlements in Paradise during my near-death experience.
Eddie Adams from Torrance: I realize that New York City is just some jerkwater town far off the beaten path, but in fact, many of us here have heard the news about this Jesus fellow. Last I heard, some New Yorkers had actually built some churches around his religion, but that could just be a rumor.
jaerik: I never really understood this expression."Hey, do I ever have good news for you! You probably didn't know this, but you're doomed to burn in hell fire for all eternity due to actions you didn't know were wrong and you were programmed to inexorably want to do anyway! In fact, there's basically nothing you can do to completely avoid the actions that will result in your eternal punishment, as mankind is flawed from the start. But hey, if you join our group and beg, plead, and donate money in a desperate bid for forgiveness for your ongoing and inescapable humanity, you might have a decent chance of getting out of it."Good news, indeed.
nmrsnr: Okay, am I the only one who saw the picture in the article and thought "hey, why are they using a still from 'O Brother Where Art Thou'?"
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