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(NYPost)   'If a guy tells you to get down on your knees - bite it' and other sex tips from a father to his three daughters   (nypost.com) divider line 278
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2013-07-17 01:20:39 PM
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Ma-Ma approves
 
2013-07-17 01:28:18 PM
Ingesting the blood of a sexual predator is a bad idea.  Braparella jr. has been taught proper Peach Stealing techniques at the "No Means No Dojo" by Sensei Solanas.
 
2013-07-17 02:03:13 PM
He should work for Cosmo.
 
2013-07-17 02:03:27 PM

brap: Ingesting the blood of a sexual predator is a bad idea.  Braparella jr. has been taught proper Peach Stealing techniques at the "No Means No Dojo" by Sensei Solanas.


I think I'll be teaching my daughter the proper technique of using ones ballsack like a lawnmower start cord
 
2013-07-17 02:05:28 PM

scottydoesntknow: [cdn2-b.examiner.com image 470x265]

Ma-Ma approves


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So does Beecher.
 
2013-07-17 02:05:29 PM
Like a dandelion, grasp firmly and pull it out by the roots. If this does not work, apply Round-Up.
 
2013-07-17 02:05:37 PM
Considering what this guys does for a living, and the quality of character and the community that sort of profession attracts, if anyone knows anything about rape, it's him.
 
2013-07-17 02:05:52 PM
Yes. So when she does perform
Oral sex and likes it, she'll know you've always been full of BS.
 
2013-07-17 02:06:23 PM
So... if a girl says that, then it's just "Experimenting"?
 
2013-07-17 02:08:16 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: So... if a girl says that, then it's just "Experimenting"?


That's correct. We would have accepted "I am not a lesbian, but once in college I..." as well.
 
2013-07-17 02:08:18 PM
That's bad advice for a blonde though, right?
 
2013-07-17 02:08:32 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: brap: Ingesting the blood of a sexual predator is a bad idea.  Braparella jr. has been taught proper Peach Stealing techniques at the "No Means No Dojo" by Sensei Solanas.

I think I'll be teaching my daughter the proper technique of using ones ballsack like a lawnmower start cord


My husband tells a story about the Navy electrician's program where a woman correctly applied the "right hand rule" to a would-be rapist. Same idea.
 
2013-07-17 02:08:34 PM
"As the father of twin girls, couldn't agree with Whitney Tilson more, especially the gun part," tweeted reader Allen Wastler

I think any mention of guns anywhere in any context for some gun nuts is just too much to resist.
 
2013-07-17 02:08:44 PM

that bosnian sniper: Considering what this guys does for a living, and the quality of character and the community that sort of profession attracts, if anyone knows anything about rape, it's him.


Someone's butthurt over their $9/hr barista job.
 
2013-07-17 02:08:50 PM
Boo!  Sex is scary! Be ashamed of sex!!!
 
2013-07-17 02:09:46 PM
Silly, father. Girls know that one already.
 
2013-07-17 02:10:03 PM
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2013-07-17 02:10:57 PM
Will he tell people "she was a good girl, she always listen to her daddy" at the funeral?
 
2013-07-17 02:12:54 PM
Human sexuality is filthy. Deny your humanity!

This guy should sign up for the purity ball...
 
2013-07-17 02:13:51 PM

Aidan: IdBeCrazyIf: brap: Ingesting the blood of a sexual predator is a bad idea.  Braparella jr. has been taught proper Peach Stealing techniques at the "No Means No Dojo" by Sensei Solanas.

I think I'll be teaching my daughter the proper technique of using ones ballsack like a lawnmower start cord

My husband tells a story about the Navy electrician's program where a woman correctly applied the "right hand rule" to a would-be rapist. Same idea.


I'll never understand the oral sex rape part, to put ones junk literally in the hands of your victim does not seem like the wisest idea
 
2013-07-17 02:13:58 PM
"come home and tell me his name so I can buy my first gun and ... well, you get the idea!"

No, please elaborate. "Enjoy your 2nd Amendment Rights"? "Sell it at a loss after one of your kids accidentally shoots herself with it"? "Post to Facebook psuedo-macho photos of you brandishing it"?

C'mon! I'm not a mind reader.
 
2013-07-17 02:14:57 PM
 
2013-07-17 02:15:44 PM
that is one of the times that you can ask, but you cannot  tell.
 
2013-07-17 02:16:03 PM
Yes, because this man has never received oral sex from someone else's daughter. farking hypocrites...
 
2013-07-17 02:16:12 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: Aidan: IdBeCrazyIf: brap: Ingesting the blood of a sexual predator is a bad idea.  Braparella jr. has been taught proper Peach Stealing techniques at the "No Means No Dojo" by Sensei Solanas.

I think I'll be teaching my daughter the proper technique of using ones ballsack like a lawnmower start cord

My husband tells a story about the Navy electrician's program where a woman correctly applied the "right hand rule" to a would-be rapist. Same idea.

I'll never understand the oral sex rape part, to put ones junk literally in the hands of your victim does not seem like the wisest idea


I think it would work best on those who aren't too familiar with sex in the first place. That way there's the icky/scary/unfamiliar penis thing going on, which would prevent a woman from attacking as quickly or as violently as is necessary. Otherwise I assume there's something else going on, ie: weapons, threats, whatever.
 
2013-07-17 02:17:02 PM
SO *that's* how Daddy likes it.
 
2013-07-17 02:18:35 PM
 
2013-07-17 02:19:19 PM

Aidan: I think it would work best on those who aren't too familiar with sex in the first place. That way there's the icky/scary/unfamiliar penis thing going on, which would prevent a woman from attacking as quickly or as violently as is necessary. Otherwise I assume there's something else going on, ie: weapons, threats, whatever.


I guess I can't shake that scene from Shawkshank Redemption out of my head
 
2013-07-17 02:19:37 PM
He's an ITG or he'd already HAVE a gun, or he's lying - given his profession, I'm going on a limb to say he's concealed carry all the way.
 
2013-07-17 02:19:41 PM
Just RTFA.  So this isn't advice for a coercion/rape situation?  I'm confused.
 
2013-07-17 02:20:47 PM
According to Miss Manners, if someone tells you to get down on your knees, the polite response is to say "age before beauty" while delicately gesturing to your womanly parts.
 
2013-07-17 02:21:08 PM
Hey, it's not gonna suck itself.
 
2013-07-17 02:21:22 PM
Nope, there is no anti-man culture in today's society,  ... none at all.
 
2013-07-17 02:21:36 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: I'll never understand the oral sex rape part, to put ones junk literally in the hands of your victim does not seem like the wisest idea


Oral sex is in the mouth, just so you know. Doesn't require your junk to be in their hands.
 
2013-07-17 02:22:18 PM
I know 3 girls not going to the senior prom.
 
2013-07-17 02:22:30 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-17 02:22:30 PM
Bwhahahahahahaha! Most of you pussies would fold like a house of cards if confronted with a truly violent sexual predator.
 
2013-07-17 02:22:40 PM

neversubmit: Will he tell people "she was a good girl, she always listen to her daddy" at the funeral?


So yer saying she should possibly submit?
 
2013-07-17 02:23:07 PM
Um... some girls LIKE that.  Not just giving a beej but being commanded and such.
Of course, so do some men.

/Not into it
//Had a girl that was and it didn't mesh.  wanted it to "hurt" when I put it in.
 
2013-07-17 02:23:47 PM

fireclown: Just RTFA.  So this isn't advice for a coercion/rape situation?  I'm confused.


it is you just have to dig deeper

from his  blog for context

"A friend of hers, Kristy, shared a story about a different kind of coercion. She had been making out with a guy at his house, not sure how far she wanted to go, when he stood up and told her,
"Get down on your knees."At first she froze. "I was really taken aback, because I was like, no one has ever said that to me before," she said. Then he said something like, " 'I think that's fair,' " she recalled. When she still hesitated, he pushed her down."It was at that point that I was like, 'I'll just do it,' " she said. "I was like, ' "It will be over soon enough.' "I certainly hope that my daughters would never spend a second with a guy who would ever dare say "get down on your knees" - but if that happened, they would:a) walk awayb) better yet, punch him in the mouth and walk awayc) better yet, kick him in the balls and walk awayd) better yet, pretend to go along with it, but when he pulls it out, squint, laugh, and walk awaye) better yet, bite it!
 "
 
2013-07-17 02:24:39 PM

ChipNASA: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 237x320]


That is so totally wrong. Even for Fark. You are one messed up piece of shiat.

Kudos.
 
2013-07-17 02:25:06 PM

fireclown: Just RTFA.  So this isn't advice for a coercion/rape situation?  I'm confused.


It is, but the writing is so removed from the framing that it sounds like a response to all oral sex.
Hence, the funnies.
 
2013-07-17 02:25:22 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: Aidan: IdBeCrazyIf: brap: Ingesting the blood of a sexual predator is a bad idea.  Braparella jr. has been taught proper Peach Stealing techniques at the "No Means No Dojo" by Sensei Solanas.

I think I'll be teaching my daughter the proper technique of using ones ballsack like a lawnmower start cord

My husband tells a story about the Navy electrician's program where a woman correctly applied the "right hand rule" to a would-be rapist. Same idea.

I'll never understand the oral sex rape part, to put ones junk literally in the hands of your victim does not seem like the wisest idea


Most humans comply when confronted with violence. Punch them in the gut, slap them around a couple of times, and 90% of people, especially men, will do what ever you want to avoid more pain.
 
2013-07-17 02:25:25 PM
How did this guy get from "hook-up culture" at college to the guy telling the girl to get on her knees is being rapey? Sounds more like a hook-up....chill out dad. She will not tell u about all the times she has already done it and loved it, she will just keep saying ok, dad, that's what I will do.
 
2013-07-17 02:25:26 PM

Slaves2Darkness: Bwhahahahahahaha! Most of you pussies would fold like a house of cards if confronted with a truly violent sexual predator.


Hey, you can't rape the willing.

/so ronrey
 
2013-07-17 02:26:01 PM

Warlordtrooper: Nope, there is no anti-man culture in today's society,  ... none at all.


Nope, there are no men who project their own inferiorities on a story about a dad trying to educate his daughters about rape. Nope, none at all in today's culture.
 
2013-07-17 02:26:05 PM
Then he promptly when into his office, locked the door, and began masturbating to the mental images of someone else's young daughter handling his junk.
 
2013-07-17 02:26:18 PM

Slaves2Darkness: Bwhahahahahahaha! Most of you pussies would fold like a house of cards if confronted with a truly violent sexual predator.


Lets test this theory, men line up on the left, ladies to the right

IAmRight: Oral sex is in the mouth, just so you know. Doesn't require your junk to be in their hands.


I meant figuratively, there is still the issue of putting your junk inside an orifice designed to macerate the flesh of things
 
2013-07-17 02:26:34 PM

R.A.Danny: ChipNASA: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 237x320]

That is so totally wrong. Even for Fark. You are one messed up piece of shiat.

Kudos.


I dunno, I'm still laughing
 
2013-07-17 02:26:50 PM
You had me at macerate.
 
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