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(CBC)   Unsatisfied with screwing Alberta taxpayers, Canadian politician caught screwing American prostitutes   (cbc.ca) divider line 15
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2013-07-17 12:54:11 PM
To be fair, our prostitutes work on the corner of the free market, so they provide a better service for the customer.
 
2013-07-17 01:02:01 PM
He was in St. Paul.  So...... airport?
 
2013-07-17 01:03:04 PM
So why is it legal to give something away but illegal to sell it?
 
2013-07-17 01:05:12 PM
When did Woody Allen become a Canadian politician?.
 
2013-07-17 01:10:14 PM

An Idiot: So why is it legal to give something away but illegal to sell it?


Because us upstanding Christian folk know that Jesus hated prostitution and would never have condoned it, let alone hung out with a prostitute.  And we're all for JESUS in the US!

After all, can't spell JESUS without US!
 
2013-07-17 01:13:38 PM
Undercover agents?
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2013-07-17 01:15:59 PM
He should have told the undercover cop that he wanted to film the encounter and then sell it on the internet.  Somehow, that makes it OK.
 
2013-07-17 01:42:42 PM
mgshamster:
To be fair, our prostitutes work on the corner of the free market, so they provide a better service for the customer.

Oh my god, you wouldn't believe the terrible government prostitutes we have up here.  They're unionized and everything.  One time, I was halfway through and she went on her lunch break.  By the time she got back I'd lost the little paper ticket with my number on it.  On the upside, she did explain lines 320-323 of my tax return to me.
 
2013-07-17 01:43:46 PM
Would the talent in St. Paul really be better than the talent in Edmonton/Calgary where prostitution is protected by the constitution?
 
2013-07-17 01:43:52 PM

No Such Agency: mgshamster:
To be fair, our prostitutes work on the corner of the free market, so they provide a better service for the customer.

Oh my god, you wouldn't believe the terrible government prostitutes we have up here.  They're unionized and everything.  One time, I was halfway through and she went on her lunch break.  By the time she got back I'd lost the little paper ticket with my number on it.  On the upside, she did explain lines 320-323 of my tax return to me.


I'm incredibly grateful I wasn't drinking when I read this. Did a spit-take regardless.
 
2013-07-17 03:23:31 PM
So I guess you could say he crossed... the International Date Line?
 
2013-07-17 04:10:33 PM
Great work, vice squad, I'm sure these dangerous, hardened criminals are far better off behind bars thanks to your relentless efforts to reduce prostitution.

I'm sure that the backpage and Craigslist posts for prostitutes are dropping like flies thanks to your removal of johns from the system. Yay team.


/legalize
 
2013-07-17 04:42:33 PM

SovietCanuckistan: Undercover agents?
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Funnier lookin' than most people?

daveberta.ca
 
2013-07-17 07:42:16 PM

No Such Agency: mgshamster:
To be fair, our prostitutes work on the corner of the free market, so they provide a better service for the customer.

Oh my god, you wouldn't believe the terrible government prostitutes we have up here.  They're unionized and everything.  One time, I was halfway through and she went on her lunch break.  By the time she got back I'd lost the little paper ticket with my number on it.  On the upside, she did explain lines 320-323 of my tax return to me.


I came with a Canadian prostitute joke, but I'm unable to perform in the bright light in here.
 
2013-07-17 11:33:55 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So I guess you could say he crossed... the International Date Line?


Omg thats good.

Yeah -- i heard about this this afternoon -- what a sunofabiatch. Hes on a government trip and hes busy paying hookers. The only farking he should be doing is farking resigning.

Rodbestboy: Would the talent in St. Paul really be better than the talent in Edmonton/Calgary where prostitution is protected by the constitution?


No kidding -- i live in edmonchuck over the winters and massage parlours are pretty damn open about what they sell. Incredibly open. I'm no fan of legalized prostitution but its better than girls disappearing from 118th ave or standing addicted to meth in -20 weather all winter.

118th ave is getting nicer every year. When i first moved to the city it was pretty sketchy and there were big signs everywhere saying "BAIT CAR IN AREA" and "this neighborhood doesn't tolerate prostitution"

\The massage parlours are better than just hooking for riggers on the street...
\\The escorts my neighbor hires are heavy middle aged native chicks though... idk if thats the norm or what but sticking your dick in a running eggbeater has to be funner.
 
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