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(The New York Times)   Comedy legend Jack Handey 1) has a novel coming out, 2) sat down with the New York Times for an interview, and 3) is a real person   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Jack Handey, Honey Boo Boo, comedy, Will Rogers, Dick Ebersol, Deep Throat, tasmanian devils, legends  
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2013-07-18 07:03:51 AM  
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timharrod: Crewmannumber6: I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the other people in the car.

"Like his passengers" is the correct punchline. Briefer, lets you imagine your own vehicle, make it clearer how he died, etc.

Give me some credit for trying to do it tfrom memory instead of going to Wikipedia and cutting & pasting.
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