Poopy MacPoop: Hey, free dummy.
The All-Powerful Atheismo: I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not for our children's children... because I don't think children should be having sex.
Spindle: If you drop your keys in lava, just let them go because, man, they're gone.
neritz: I'll just leave this here:http://www.hulu.com/playlist/171025
Crewmannumber6: I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the other people in the car.
timharrod: Crewmannumber6: I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the other people in the car."Like his passengers" is the correct punchline. Briefer, lets you imagine your own vehicle, make it clearer how he died, etc.
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