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(WPTV)   Shoplifter tells police: "You will have to shoot through the baby to get me", then throws her infant at a deputy   (wptv.com) divider line 64
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2013-07-17 11:19:09 AM
Mother of the Year candidate?
 
2013-07-17 11:22:16 AM
Definitely not one of her finest moments.
 
2013-07-17 11:30:32 AM
And after all that, she's smiling in her mug shot.

People, please. Stop. Sticking. It. In. Crazy.
 
2013-07-17 11:47:24 AM
"It's just not fair, my mom won't let me go to Joe's party this weekend..."

"You think that's bad? My mother once dared a cop to shot through me to hit her, then threw me at him. I was a toddler."

Woof.
 
2013-07-17 11:55:31 AM
imageshack.us
 
2013-07-17 12:03:24 PM
What is it with Dillards? About a month ago someone drove through the entrance of one in Clearwater. I doubt their sales are that bad.
 
2013-07-17 12:05:37 PM
Nice lead mugshot in lower left corner of TFA

download.gannett.edgesuite.net
 
2013-07-17 12:07:26 PM
Shoplifting is not a big deal, I don't care if it's your third offense or whatever.

Child endangerment, hostage taking, evading police. You're going to prison for a while.
 
2013-07-17 12:13:56 PM
She then allegedly ran from the car and threw the car seat with the baby inside at the deputy.

The infant was not injured.



Once again demonstrating the value child safety seats.
 
2013-07-17 12:14:42 PM
"Threw"? That's a wicked toss if she can get it to hit the cop while he is still inside his car. More like she dropped it in his lap.

/cops exaggerate everything
 
2013-07-17 12:15:16 PM
willbarnesonline.com
 
2013-07-17 12:44:33 PM

DanZero: [willbarnesonline.com image 575x397]


If that's the Ganges, that pic is completely ridiculous.  I can't see a single floating corpse.
 
2013-07-17 12:47:54 PM
Authorities said the 23-year-old told the deputy, "You will have to shoot through the baby to get me."


She then allegedly ran from the car and threw the car seat with the baby inside at the deputy.


Well, not now.  You're understanding of a "human shield" is lacking.
 
2013-07-17 01:06:07 PM

dahmers love zombie: If that's the Ganges, that pic is completely ridiculous. I can't see a single floating corpse.


Those guys don't look Indian, so it probably isn't the Ganges.

BarkingUnicorn: Nice lead mugshot in lower left corner of TFA

[download.gannett.edgesuite.net image 480x640]


I went through all 300 of those images to find out what that woman had been charged with (*Cough* prostitution *Cough* drunk in public) but couldn't find her.

However, I challenge anyone to click through that gallery and not feel like they're looking through the iPad app "Photobooth" style photos.  There are some seriously deformed faces in the FLA.
 
2013-07-17 01:06:54 PM
So will the police throw the book at her?
 
Ab3
2013-07-17 01:07:11 PM
But what about the bathwater?
 
2013-07-17 01:08:01 PM

PreMortem: "Threw"? That's a wicked toss if she can get it to hit the cop while he is still inside his car. More like she dropped it in his lap.

/cops exaggerate everything


You sound registered
 
2013-07-17 01:08:01 PM
Who would shoot a shoplifter who ran away? It's not exactly the more dangerous crime.
 
2013-07-17 01:09:53 PM
That baby was just 2 weeks away from retirement!

/They need to do way instain mother who fling their babby.
 
2013-07-17 01:10:58 PM
My favorite mugshot of the day:
mugshots.ewscloud.com
 
2013-07-17 01:11:07 PM
No future for Stillson.
 
2013-07-17 01:11:26 PM
Idiot! Does she have any idea how hard it would be to shoot a baby in mid-air like that?
 
2013-07-17 01:11:59 PM
As an Objectivist, I applaud her strategy.
 
2013-07-17 01:12:33 PM
Someday a real sharknado will come and eat the scum off the streets.
 
2013-07-17 01:14:55 PM

semiotix


Idiot! Does she have any idea how hard it would be to shoot a baby in mid-air like that?


"PULL!!"

*blam*
 
2013-07-17 01:16:59 PM
Good thing it wasn't a puppy. Then the internet might have been upset.

jonathanturley.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-17 01:17:08 PM
There's a good band name, Infantile Projectile.
 
2013-07-17 01:17:18 PM
I mean, who throws a baby? Honestly!
 
2013-07-17 01:17:23 PM

semiotix: Idiot! Does she have any idea how hard it would be to shoot a baby in mid-air like that?


content.clickbooq.com
 
2013-07-17 01:17:27 PM
do women prisoners target bad mothers who go to jail like the way pedos are? the whole doing harm to a defenseless child thing.
 
2013-07-17 01:18:39 PM
Shoot 'em Up!!     Great Movie

save the baby.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evJJKYU2iTI
 
2013-07-17 01:19:15 PM
'Ashley Taylor Wright'... is that the name she uses on the porn vids?
 
2013-07-17 01:19:16 PM
Remove her ovaries with a rusty ice cream scoop.
 
2013-07-17 01:20:22 PM

jason103: My favorite mugshot of the day:
[mugshots.ewscloud.com image 354x465]


Holy crap!  The found the guy on the right from the 'Which one farted?' picture!
 
2013-07-17 01:21:39 PM

vudukungfu: Remove her ovaries with a rusty ice cream scoop.


With three kids already, I feel like she's rendered that strategy "too little, too late."  Crikeys.
 
2013-07-17 01:21:56 PM
Ad someone whi stops shoplifters for a living this does not surpriseme. I once stoped a woman who gave her purse to her 3 year old and told her what to take. She thought because she wasnt taking it she was in the clear.

/she was aslo wanted for child neglect.
 
2013-07-17 01:26:26 PM
Baby bowling the new craze.
 
2013-07-17 01:27:19 PM
Abortion by cop?
 
2013-07-17 01:28:57 PM
"throws her infant at a deputy  "

I'd say she was handing over her custodial rights to the state, right there.

/Betcha it'll be a while before the state tosses the kid back.
 
2013-07-17 01:29:51 PM
thus proving her skills that she is indeed the runner up in last years baby throwing competion at the state fair.
 
2013-07-17 01:31:49 PM
Typical white person.
 
2013-07-17 01:33:42 PM
Hold it: her idea of self-protection was to provide cops with an opportunity to shoot a complete innocent?  Yeah, that plan wasn't thought all the way through, at all...
 
2013-07-17 01:34:38 PM

PreMortem: "Threw"? That's a wicked toss if she can get it to hit the cop while he is still inside his car. More like she dropped it in his lap.

/cops exaggerate everything


And then they wonder why cops have credibility problems.
 
2013-07-17 01:39:08 PM

bdub77: Shoplifting is not a big deal, I don't care if it's your third offense or whatever.

Child endangerment, hostage taking, evading police. You're going to prison for a while.


If she's been shoplifting a lot; it could be a felony; with a little time in jail. If she was on probation for something else; it could mean prison time.
 
2013-07-17 01:40:45 PM

jason103: My favorite mugshot of the day:
[mugshots.ewscloud.com image 354x465]


That one is solid, but this is by far the best:
mugshots.ewscloud.com
 
2013-07-17 01:42:11 PM
"do women prisoners target bad mothers who go to jail like the way pedos are? the whole doing harm to a defenseless child thing."

One can only hope.
 
2013-07-17 01:43:01 PM
Ah, my home town!
 
2013-07-17 01:46:55 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Typical white person.


farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-17 01:47:05 PM

Ab3: But what about the bathwater?


HOT WATER BURN BABBY!

newsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2013-07-17 01:57:16 PM
The old toss the baby diversion. You can actually substitute a dog for the baby, like a pitbull, for a more effective diversion. Cops will get so carried away shooting the dog, you'll have ample time to ger away.
 
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