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(New York Daily News)   1) Lose 200 pounds. 2) Get a talk show on MSNBC. 3) ???? 4) Girlfriend 23 years younger than you   (nydailynews.com) divider line 66
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9260 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 17 Jul 2013 at 11:30 AM (38 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-17 11:33:04 AM
I'm not sayin' she's a gold digger.

/yes I am
 
2013-07-17 11:33:13 AM
????? is "be rich and famous"

Also, he needs to put some of that weight back on. That big head/thin body thing just looks weird.
 
2013-07-17 11:35:28 AM
23-year old girlfriend? Guess she's as much an opportunist as he is. They should get along just fine.
 
2013-07-17 11:39:14 AM
He looks like he has cancer.  I hope he does.  He's earned it.
 
2013-07-17 11:39:32 AM

Turfshoe: I'm not sayin' she's a gold digger.

/yes I am


I don't like to judge people usually... but this seems like a fair statement.
 
2013-07-17 11:40:08 AM

bulldg4life: ????? is "be rich and famous"

Also, he needs to put some of that weight back on. That big head/thin body thing just looks weird.


I agree. He just doesn't look right. But hey, if he feels better then it's all good.
 
2013-07-17 11:41:09 AM

Smeggy Smurf: He looks like he has cancer.  I hope he does.  He's earned it.


Yes, the guy that faced fire hoses, beatings, jailings and death threats from bigots deserves cancer.
 
2013-07-17 11:41:13 AM
He looks dessicated.
 
2013-07-17 11:41:45 AM
Papa's got a brand new slag?

- That's a bit harsh.  Why yes, I'm completely jealous.
 
2013-07-17 11:42:47 AM

Turfshoe: I'm not sayin' she's a gold digger.

/yes I am


Hot though.
 
2013-07-17 11:43:35 AM
58 / 2 + 7 = 36.

Maybe she'll turn 36 this year. Either way, its not that egregious.
 
2013-07-17 11:44:46 AM

Lando Lincoln: Smeggy Smurf: He looks like he has cancer.  I hope he does.  He's earned it.

Yes, the guy that faced fire hoses, beatings, jailings and death threats from bigots deserves cancer.


That motherfarker instigated the Crown Heights riot, and has not apologized for total fraud Tawana Brawley.

Sharpton can eat shiat and go to hell.
 
2013-07-17 11:45:07 AM

Lando Lincoln: Smeggy Smurf: He looks like he has cancer.  I hope he does.  He's earned it.

Yes, the guy that faced fire hoses, beatings, jailings and death threats from bigots deserves cancer.


Good, we're all in agreement, cancer it is for the good Reverend ....ICBCM Cancer Missile to his ass
 
2013-07-17 11:46:43 AM
Weight loss looks unnatural
she looks like a gold digger but also one hell of a ride
good for him?
I am recently divorced, 38, and think I could find happiness, for a while, with a young twenty something.
now off to the gym
 
2013-07-17 11:46:43 AM
He looks sickly. He could pass for an extra on the walking dead
 
2013-07-17 11:47:30 AM

bulldg4life: ????? is "be rich and famous"

Also, he needs to put some of that weight back on. That big head/thin body thing just looks weird.


Still better than his previous look with the track suits, gold medallions and James Brown coif. I can't believe anyone took him seriously back then.
 
2013-07-17 11:47:34 AM

Smeggy Smurf: He looks like he has cancer.  I hope he does.  He's earned it.


That was my first thought.  And hope.
 
2013-07-17 11:48:19 AM
I never thought I would hear about someone being even more naïve than a Sharpton follower.
 
2013-07-17 11:49:45 AM
sylist=hooker
 
2013-07-17 11:49:57 AM
I'm not sure if this is genius timing, or just a reporter playing with punctuation, but it gave me the lolz -

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-17 11:50:16 AM
Poor little Aisha  - blind at such a young age ...
 
2013-07-17 11:51:13 AM

Funbags: 58 / 2 + 7 = 36.

Maybe she'll turn 36 this year. Either way, its not that egregious.


I though the equation was "your age / 2 - 7", in order to find out the minimum age that's "acceptable" to date?

58/2 -7 = 22

Yep, she's good to go!
 
2013-07-17 11:52:48 AM
Apparently losing 200lbs doesn't shrink your head any.  Jesus, Sharpton has a big noggin'.
 
2013-07-17 11:55:44 AM

Spanky McStupid: Poor little Aisha  - blind at such a young age ...


I think she sees the dollar signs quite well.

If Anna-Nicole Simpson were still alive, she'd be weeping tears of joy. And eating a whole 10 pound ham.
 
2013-07-17 11:57:28 AM
I lost 150 Lbs, I don;t really need a talk show but can I at least get a Girlfirend that's 15 years younger than me?

/just kidding dear, i love you very much
 
2013-07-17 11:58:16 AM

Jake Havechek: That motherfarker instigated the Crown Heights riot


Sure he did. Everybody was calm until he opened his mouth.
 
2013-07-17 12:02:40 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-17 12:03:07 PM
I wonder if he has coated her in feces yet.
 
2013-07-17 12:05:24 PM
That brutha's a pimp.
 
2013-07-17 12:06:47 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: Funbags: 58 / 2 + 7 = 36.

Maybe she'll turn 36 this year. Either way, its not that egregious.

I though the equation was "your age / 2 - 7", in order to find out the minimum age that's "acceptable" to date?

58/2 -7 = 22

Yep, she's good to go!


42 / 2 - 7 = 14
Looks like I'm good to go, too.
 
2013-07-17 12:06:49 PM
AIDS is a motherfarker.
 
2013-07-17 12:08:33 PM
Al's always liked 'em young.

Just ask Towana.
 
2013-07-17 12:13:48 PM

Lando Lincoln: Smeggy Smurf: He looks like he has cancer.  I hope he does.  He's earned it.

Yes, the guy that faced fire hoses, beatings, jailings and death threats from bigots deserves cancer.


He's done so much to perpetuate the racial hatred of the black community instead of following what MLK preached that yeah, he's earned it.  Preferably ass cancer.
 
2013-07-17 12:15:32 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: Spanky McStupid: Poor little Aisha  - blind at such a young age ...

I think she sees the dollar signs quite well.

If Anna-Nicole Simpson were still alive, she'd be weeping tears of joy. And eating a whole 10 pound ham.


Who is Anna-Nicole Simpson?
 
2013-07-17 12:16:42 PM
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
 
2013-07-17 12:19:30 PM
Are you nuts?  If I got a girlfriend who was 23 years younger I'd be dating a minor.  You're sick, subby.
 
2013-07-17 12:21:24 PM
This is a guy who sucked up to curmudgeon conservative Bill O'Reilly, just so he could get air time.
 
2013-07-17 12:22:32 PM

Lando Lincoln: bulldg4life: ????? is "be rich and famous"

Also, he needs to put some of that weight back on. That big head/thin body thing just looks weird.

I agree. He just doesn't look right. But hey, if he feels better then it's all good.


He looks like another Jeff Dunham puppet now.
 
2013-07-17 12:24:44 PM
That's some really odd body language right there.
 
2013-07-17 12:26:23 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: I am recently divorced, 38, and think I could find happiness, for a while, with a young twenty something.


Yep. Go for it. I'm 40 and recently divorced, and I'm currently dating a 22 year old hottie that used to be a stripper.

Why? Because I can, that's why.
 
2013-07-17 12:30:26 PM

gretzkyscores: TrainingWheelsNeeded: I am recently divorced, 38, and think I could find happiness, for a while, with a young twenty something.

Yep. Go for it. I'm 40 and recently divorced, and I'm currently dating a 22 year old hottie that used to be a stripper.

Why? Because I can, that's why.


Well done sir.  Did you meet her at the club?

I been shoppin'
 
2013-07-17 12:44:01 PM

BigMevy: Well done sir. Did you meet her at the club?

I been shoppin'


As a matter of fact, I did. It wasn't like I set out to date a stripper though. I had some friends that regularly went to the club, so after I got separated, I started going out with them just for something to do. One night, I'm out in the smoking area with my one-hitter and one of the girls was smoking a cigarette and asked for a hit from my hitter, so I obliged. Turns out she doesn't really smoke weed and got a bit freaked out and paranoid (as non-smokers sometimes do), so I sat next to her at the bar and kept talking to her and making her laugh to keep her calm. I went back a couple weeks later, and as soon as I walk in, I see her and she flashes me a big smile and immediately waves me over. I walk over and sit down, and she starts profusely thanking me for keeping her calm, then offers me her phone number so that she could "get me some weed to replace what she smoked." Of course, she only took like 1 or 2 small puffs, so I knew what was really going on.

I texted her a few nights later to ask what she was up to, and she matter-of-factly tells me that I'm going to be her date for the evening and tells me to wear a tie and pick her up at 7. That was last December and we've been dating ever since.
 
2013-07-17 12:46:34 PM

Jake Havechek: Lando Lincoln: Smeggy Smurf: He looks like he has cancer.  I hope he does.  He's earned it.

Yes, the guy that faced fire hoses, beatings, jailings and death threats from bigots deserves cancer.

That motherfarker instigated the Crown Heights riot, and has not apologized for total fraud Tawana Brawley.

Sharpton can eat shiat and go to hell.


THIS.. He is one of the worst race bating scam artists out there. He focuses on putting race first / or as an excuse for EVERYTHING. And funny how he only chooses the "cases" that HE can be focus and why is he never there to talk about the black on black crime. SInce TM death over thousands of black kids had been murdered and 90% by other black kids. Gee.. that seems like a larger number than the few that might be actually race related? by hey.. why apply logic when he can get HIS press and get the idiots at MSNBC to give him a show which was the ultimate jumping of the shark move. They wonder why their ratings are in the toilet?? Why is he always shouting? And why would they have HIM as a panel expert during elections???
 
2013-07-17 01:00:18 PM
Does anyone know the name of his tailor?
 
2013-07-17 01:03:02 PM

Mr. Cat Poop: FuryOfFirestorm: Funbags: 58 / 2 + 7 = 36.

Maybe she'll turn 36 this year. Either way, its not that egregious.

I though the equation was "your age / 2 - 7", in order to find out the minimum age that's "acceptable" to date?

58/2 -7 = 22

Yep, she's good to go!

42 / 2 - 7 = 14
Looks like I'm good to go, too.


22 / 2 - 7 = 4

Awesome!
 
2013-07-17 01:04:04 PM
Not a fan and he's terrible as a host but he sure gets some conservatards worked up.
 
2013-07-17 01:05:09 PM
Why is Al Sharptons head 3x the size it should be for his body?
 
2013-07-17 01:08:03 PM

Smeggy Smurf: He looks like he has cancer.  I hope he does.  He's earned it.


Or AIDS.
With ebola.
 
2013-07-17 01:31:37 PM
I'd love for him to have hooked up with Tiger Woods' ex-wife and then just watch peoples heads explode.
 
2013-07-17 01:39:01 PM
Dammit, Al Sharpton is winning at life now.
 
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