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2013-07-17 09:01:27 AM
He'll move to some all white "survivalist" community in Idaho or something.
 
2013-07-17 09:08:57 AM
Dear Alex Fraser:

Nah, I'm fine.

-George Zimmerman
 
2013-07-17 09:20:54 AM

nekom: He'll move to some all white "survivalist" community in Idaho or something.


Where, with any luck, he'll be eaten.
 
2013-07-17 09:28:15 AM
Does he also get to add+1d20 to his dancing skills?
 
2013-07-17 09:32:19 AM

bdub77: nekom: He'll move to some all white "survivalist" community in Idaho or something.

Where, with any luck, he'll be eaten.


Well, he could easily be mistaken for a potato.
 
2013-07-17 09:32:40 AM
I guess if I were black I would thinks its cool to be able to blame everyone else for any mistake I made.  I could continually expect people to feel guilty for things they never did.  I could call other people names based on their race without fear of social repercussions.
 
2013-07-17 10:02:03 AM
Considering the alternative was having his skull fractured and dying from it, I'd say George Zimmerman will enjoy being a black male.
 
2013-07-17 10:02:39 AM
I'm hoping this means Paul Mooney won't call for George Zimmerman to be the most copied man in American culture.
 
2013-07-17 10:03:23 AM
Trayvon was really a black superhero, everyone.  Let's completely rewrite history!

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-17 10:03:42 AM
Is this better or worse than being Hispanic?
 
2013-07-17 10:03:48 AM
Jesus god almighty the trolls get up early on FARK.
 
2013-07-17 10:03:53 AM
So.... Black people get millions of dollars from NBC?
 
2013-07-17 10:04:36 AM
That Facebook post is inane, by the way.  Too stupid to have even been greenlighted, but it's good troll fodder.
 
2013-07-17 10:05:18 AM
Zimmerman should do the honest thing a man wrestling with his farked up morality should do, which is stick a loaded revolver under his chin and pull the trigger.
 
2013-07-17 10:05:25 AM
I wish I had a race card to pull every time things didn't go the way I want them to. I also wish I could do blatantly stupid stuff in response to my disappointment and not get called out just because I'm not white. It just doesn't work when you're brown, especially in Texas.

/i cant even speak spanish enough to back up any race card attempt =(
 
2013-07-17 10:06:18 AM
Despite not being held accountable for taking a life, Zimmerman should just be left alone. It's done, just let him live the rest of his life. Harassing him any further just makes that person look bad.
 
2013-07-17 10:07:22 AM

archnem: Jesus god almighty the trolls get up early on FARK.


Who do you think greenlights these things?
 
2013-07-17 10:08:22 AM
Sincerely,
A black male who could've been Trayvon Martin


*vomits everywhere*
 
2013-07-17 10:09:18 AM
With any luck, some upstanding citizen watchman will see Zimmerman reach for his cell and put an entire magazine in his chest. Threatening ethnic man with a history of violence making a sudden, threatening gesture? Put that maniac down.
 
2013-07-17 10:09:48 AM
I'm sure he'll enjoy living with the stigma more than living in a cell.  It isn't like life would have been a picnic on the inside for the currently-most-famous-killer-of-a-black-person either.

And we're all painfully aware of his inability to hold his own in a fight.
 
2013-07-17 10:10:23 AM
Heh. Some of the asswipes here on Farkkk.com aren't going to like that narrative very much.
i18.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-17 10:10:42 AM

skinink: Despite not being held accountable for taking a life, Zimmerman should just be left alone. It's done, just let him live the rest of his life. Harassing him any further just makes that person look bad.


He was held accountable.  People were screaming for a trial, and they got one.  State failed to prove murder or manslaughter beyond a reasonable doubt.
 
2013-07-17 10:10:44 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: With any luck, some upstanding citizen watchman will see Zimmerman reach for his cell and put an entire magazine in his chest. Threatening ethnic man with a history of violence making a sudden, threatening gesture? Put that maniac down.


Were you thinking something like Cosmo or more along the lines of National Geographic?
 
2013-07-17 10:11:16 AM

megarian: Sincerely,
A black male who could've been Trayvon Martin

*vomits everywhere*


I guess this means the author is admitting to ambushing creepy ass-crackers in alleyways on dark nights.
 
2013-07-17 10:12:10 AM

skinink: Despite not being held accountable for taking a life, Zimmerman should just be left alone. It's done, just let him live the rest of his life. Harassing him any further just makes that person look bad.


No... harassing Zimmerman is the best way to remember Trayvon.

It's what he would have wanted, indeed, it's what Trayvon did.  Even after he'd passed Zimmerman by and was well on his way home, he just couldn't let things pass with that creep-ass cracker.  He stopped, waited, and jumped Zimmerman, because that's what people who want to just be left alone do.
 
2013-07-17 10:12:55 AM
Identifying one's self as someone who could have been Trayvon Martin is pretty foolish, unless you mean you commit assault on people instead of reasoning with them.

Come to think of it, i'd think that's pretty sweet, too...  the defense?  "The Black in my skin made me do it..."
 
2013-07-17 10:13:09 AM
Dude, he was HISPANIC to begin with. At least if he was identified as black he wouldn't get his immigration status checked by ICE every time he got pulled over.
 
2013-07-17 10:13:17 AM
So if this is what he inherited from Martin, is George going to start doing drugs, assault a teacher, get suspended from school, and try to sell guns?
 
2013-07-17 10:13:20 AM

redmid17: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: With any luck, some upstanding citizen watchman will see Zimmerman reach for his cell and put an entire magazine in his chest. Threatening ethnic man with a history of violence making a sudden, threatening gesture? Put that maniac down.

Were you thinking something like Cosmo or more along the lines of National Geographic?


Whatever that one that Matt Damon used in Bourne. Seemed pretty deadly.
 
2013-07-17 10:13:33 AM
this thread is going to be messy.

i called for help.

media.urbandictionary.com
 
2013-07-17 10:13:38 AM

Elegy: Does he also get to add+1d20 to his dancing skills?


Damn it, it's too early in the day for that reference. Now I have to brain-bleach the taint of FATAL out of my mind along with my shower.
 
2013-07-17 10:13:54 AM
I would welcome George into our neighborhood. Love to take him out to the range and shoot some targets. I'll bet every one at the gun club would love to have their picture taken with him. I know I would.
 
2013-07-17 10:14:05 AM
"You will feel people stare at you. Judging you for what you think are unfair reasons. You will lose out on getting jobs for something you feel is outside of your control. You will believe yourself to be an upstanding citizen and wonder why people choose to not see that.

People will cross the street when they see you coming. They will call you hurtful names. It will drive you so insane some days that you'll want to scream at the top of your lungs. But you will have to wake up the next day, put on firm look and push through life."
Dear Alex,
   STFU. It's not 1960 any more. Maybe your paranoid. Maybe people cross the street when they see you coming because they keep getting mugged by someone who looks like you. Maybe they call you hurtful names because your an arshole blaming all his shortcomings on evil whitey. Maybe you should stop whining.
                                                                        sincerely : Ununcle
 
2013-07-17 10:15:23 AM

born_yesterday: archnem: Jesus god almighty the trolls get up early on FARK.

Who do you think greenlights these things?


Just wait until we start seeing new links regarding the new Self Defense case. Another white male shoots and kills another black unarmed teenager in Florida.
 
2013-07-17 10:15:31 AM

blacknite: this thread is going to be messy.

i called for help.

[media.urbandictionary.com image 480x268]


Yes. There will be much
i18.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-17 10:15:44 AM

keenerb: megarian: Sincerely,
A black male who could've been Trayvon Martin

*vomits everywhere*

I guess this means the author is admitting to ambushing creepy ass-crackers in alleyways on dark nights.


That and he's a grown man. Saying he could have been in the same situation as a 17-year-old is weird.

Sincerely,

A chick who could have been Natalee Holloway

^see? Makes no goddamn sense.
 
2013-07-17 10:15:55 AM
Heh, wonder how many black men are named George Zimmerman?
 
2013-07-17 10:16:30 AM
We will hear about Trayvon  all day but not a single word about the white guy in Atlanta that was killed by four thugs for pumping gas in the wrong neighborhood will we ?
http://www.mdjonline.com/view/full_story/23037003/article-Mableton-t ee ns-linked-to-gang-are-accused-in-beating-death
 
2013-07-17 10:16:44 AM
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2013-07-17 10:17:12 AM

nekom: People were screaming for a trial, and they got one.


More specifically, they were saying all they wanted was a trial. Now the subtext has been revealed: "We want a trial that ends with a conviction."
 
2013-07-17 10:17:14 AM
if halley berry and sammy davis jr are considered black then so is zimmerman. he is after all a quadroon. or a high yeller.
 
2013-07-17 10:18:54 AM

cig-mkr: We will hear about Trayvon  all day but not a single word about the white guy in Atlanta that was killed by four thugs for pumping gas in the wrong neighborhood will we ?
http://www.mdjonline.com/view/full_story/23037003/article-Mableton-t ee ns-linked-to-gang-are-accused-in-beating-death


Someone in another thread pointed out he deserved it because he had DUI'ed before.

Is that irony?
 
2013-07-17 10:19:32 AM

megarian: keenerb: megarian: Sincerely,
A black male who could've been Trayvon Martin

*vomits everywhere*

I guess this means the author is admitting to ambushing creepy ass-crackers in alleyways on dark nights.

That and he's a grown man. Saying he could have been in the same situation as a 17-year-old is weird.

Sincerely,

A chick who could have been Natalee Holloway

^see? Makes no goddamn sense.


It does if you're a naiive girl into possible group sex with Dutch rapists.
 
2013-07-17 10:20:05 AM
I hope Zim gets a huge movie/book pay out and tells these people to go fark off.
 
2013-07-17 10:20:11 AM
I dream of an america where the culture encourages everyone, regardless of race or income level, is ingrained with a mindset that they are able to work hard and overcome whatever disadvantages they fell are inherant in their condition.  One that realizes that we are only victims of ourselves.
 
2013-07-17 10:21:18 AM

megarian: keenerb: megarian: Sincerely,
A black male who could've been Trayvon Martin

*vomits everywhere*

I guess this means the author is admitting to ambushing creepy ass-crackers in alleyways on dark nights.

That and he's a grown man. Saying he could have been in the same situation as a 17-year-old is weird.

Sincerely,

A chick who could have been Natalee Holloway

^see? Makes no goddamn sense.


I agree....

A man who could have been Christopher Reeve
 
2013-07-17 10:21:32 AM

s2s2s2: nekom: People were screaming for a trial, and they got one.

More specifically, they were saying all they wanted was a trial. Now the subtext has been revealed: "We want a trial that ends with a conviction."


Now there'll be two trials or even more trials. That juror becomes more suspect every day. Pundits need to eat too, and send their kids to college and support their drug habit.
 
2013-07-17 10:21:33 AM

cig-mkr: We will hear about Trayvon  all day but not a single word about the white guy in Atlanta that was killed by four thugs for pumping gas in the wrong neighborhood will we ?
http://www.mdjonline.com/view/full_story/23037003/article-Mableton-t ee ns-linked-to-gang-are-accused-in-beating-death


Your article doesn't load, but I imagine if the killers are set free for standing their ground, it will become a bigger news story. Would that soothe your butt, though?
 
2013-07-17 10:21:51 AM

redmid17: megarian: keenerb: megarian: Sincerely,
A black male who could've been Trayvon Martin

*vomits everywhere*

I guess this means the author is admitting to ambushing creepy ass-crackers in alleyways on dark nights.

That and he's a grown man. Saying he could have been in the same situation as a 17-year-old is weird.

Sincerely,

A chick who could have been Natalee Holloway

^see? Makes no goddamn sense.

It does if you're a naiive girl into possible group sex with Dutch rapists.


....fark.

Alright, ya got me.
 
2013-07-17 10:22:00 AM
Black people are racist, news at 11:00.
 
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