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2013-07-17 09:32:26 AM  
Look, I've always been one of those guys who likes to just tear open his Christmas presents.
 
2013-07-17 09:33:27 AM  
After all, we always assumed that a key reason for the country's divorce rate, back then and today, is the American male's cluelessness about how to proceed after the disrobing is complete.

And the female's cluelessness as to how to guide him.

/takes two
//a much lower bar when flying solo
 
2013-07-17 10:00:11 AM  

wambu: After all, we always assumed that a key reason for the country's divorce rate, back then and today, is the American male's cluelessness about how to proceed after the disrobing is complete.

And the female's cluelessness as to how to guide him.

/takes two
//a much lower bar when flying solo


Back in the day, she wasn't expected to enjoy it.  So he could proceed however best suited him, now we have to acknowledge she has feelings.
 
2013-07-17 10:12:08 AM  
When I was a kid I remember those images from a coffee table book my folks had.

Sadly, I frequently pleasured myself to it or any glimpse of skin or anything even vaguely hinting at sex or the possibility of sex.

They were desperate times, those heady pre-interwebby days, when a young lad would often find himself masturbating to a particularly lurid bundt cake recipe in Good Housekeeping.
 
2013-07-17 10:26:51 AM  
Hubba, hubba!
 
2013-07-17 10:57:40 AM  
Quickly and without hesitation?

// I'm a man who enjoys "helping"
// have not torn anything off a woman, though I came close - chicks love their clothing, apparently
 
2013-07-17 10:58:58 AM  
This is totally miso...myska..mysocig...demeaning to women!
 
2013-07-17 11:02:37 AM  

brap: When I was a kid I remember those images from a coffee table book my folks had.

Sadly, I frequently pleasured myself to it or any glimpse of skin or anything even vaguely hinting at sex or the possibility of sex.

They were desperate times, those heady pre-interwebby days, when a young lad would often find himself masturbating to a particularly lurid bundt cake recipe in Good Housekeeping.


The Sears and Roebuck catalog, pictures of bras, not women wearing bras, just bras
 
2013-07-17 11:02:38 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Quickly and without hesitation?

// I'm a man who enjoys "helping"
// have not torn anything off a woman, though I came close - chicks love their clothing, apparently


Well when you pay 90 bucks for jeans with holes already in it what is not to love.

Me, I wears my walmart jeans.
 
2013-07-17 11:03:59 AM  

Dr Dreidel: // I'm a man who enjoys "helping"


I enjoy helping as well, which is why I always carry a straight razor on me

/here, smell this for me
 
2013-07-17 11:04:42 AM  
There's a girl here at work who told me the other day she doesn't walk around naked or even undress/change in front of her husband.  I found that to be pretty odd, especially considering she has nothing to be ashamed of.  She is a workplace 10 (Would be a 7 or 8 outside of the office).
 
2013-07-17 11:04:47 AM  
Just take it off and shut up. And bring me a scotch.
 
2013-07-17 11:05:06 AM  
brap
When I was a kid I remember those images from a coffee table book my folks had.

Sadly, I frequently pleasured myself to it or any glimpse of skin or anything even vaguely hinting at sex or the possibility of sex.

They were desperate times, those heady pre-interwebby days, when a young lad would often find himself masturbating to a particularly lurid bundt cake recipe in Good Housekeeping.


Sears catalog: Industrial style Bra ad. Industrial style bra ad. Sports bra ad. Oh my... bra, panties and garter ad! Schwing!
 
2013-07-17 11:05:07 AM  
Are they stripping and making a sandwich at the same time?
 
2013-07-17 11:05:22 AM  

brap: They were desperate times, those heady pre-interwebby days, when a young lad would often find himself masturbating to a particularly lurid bundt cake recipe in Good Housekeeping.


Don't get me started on the underwear section of the J.C. Penney catalog....
 
2013-07-17 11:05:49 AM  
Nice gams!
 
2013-07-17 11:06:23 AM  
Slowly, and with plenty of jiggling.

/Of the parts that are supposed to be jiggly.
 
2013-07-17 11:07:27 AM  
Man, I hate slideshows, but I was just getting warmed up as that one was ending.

MOAR!
 
2013-07-17 11:07:51 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Quickly and without hesitation?

// I'm a man who enjoys "helping"
// have not torn anything off a woman, though I came close - chicks love their clothing, apparently


I've told Lordfortuna he can assist, but if he tears a garment, I get to take his debit card shopping for replacements (because I pay for my own stuff). So far I've never had to carry out the threat.
 
GBB
2013-07-17 11:08:33 AM  

EvilEgg: wambu: After all, we always assumed that a key reason for the country's divorce rate, back then and today, is the American male's cluelessness about how to proceed after the disrobing is complete.

And the female's cluelessness as to how to guide him.

/takes two
//a much lower bar when flying solo

Back in the day, she wasn't expected to enjoy it.  So he could proceed however best suited him, now we have to acknowledge she has feelings.


She has what?   Is that some sort of kitchen gadget?
 
2013-07-17 11:12:55 AM  
It was the 1930's.  All the men were going to die in WWII and they had to worry about whether or not his woman could undress properly.
And here we are 80 years later, with little prospect of death in war, yet high speed internet has made every woman you know much more proficient at BJ's.  Thanks, Al Gore!
 
2013-07-17 11:12:58 AM  
Dat blond....

web.mit.edu
 
2013-07-17 11:13:20 AM  
farm3.staticflickr.com
i359.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-17 11:13:32 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Quickly and without hesitation?

// I'm a man who enjoys "helping"
// have not torn anything off a woman, though I came close - chicks love their clothing, apparently


Had an ex, well I don't know what to call her. Anyway she liked to get a little trashy in the sack. I solved that little dilemma with a $18 tshirt from hooters. She was built to wear it and loved the experience. Worth every penny.
 
2013-07-17 11:13:53 AM  
How do people even develop paraphilias any more with the wide availability of porn? I mean, back in the day you had to jack it to a picture of a garter belt because there weren't enough nude women to go around, and eventually you rewired your sexuality just like those baby birds trained to accept a medicine dropper as "mama."
 
2013-07-17 11:14:18 AM  
Talk 30 to me.
 
2013-07-17 11:15:16 AM  

Well I use Mac/Linux...: I found that to be pretty odd, especially considering she has nothing to be ashamed of.


it could be some prudish morality issue and not a self esteem or body issue.
 
2013-07-17 11:18:04 AM  

brap: When I was a kid I remember those images from a coffee table book my folks had.

Sadly, I frequently pleasured myself to it or any glimpse of skin or anything even vaguely hinting at sex or the possibility of sex.

They were desperate times, those heady pre-interwebby days, when a young lad would often find himself masturbating to a particularly lurid bundt cake recipe in Good Housekeeping.


To be fair, back in the day, before the Interwebz, you had to be a porn ninja. To find your Dad's stash, your buddy's Dad's stash, your neighbor's stash, and not to mention, hiding said skin magazines from your Mom, Dad, or your buddies for that matter. Then came cable and Skinemax and scrambled soft core, and a whole 'nother skill set was learned. Today's kids have it far too easy. I am of the opinion that it made us far more resourceful as foragers and gatherers. Menfolk need to learn the skills to be deceitful bastiches, just in case. Don't get me wrong, the skills in hiding drugs in the house, and hiding porn are related, but they build upon one another. In today's world, one may need to have those skills for more than just porn. Kids today, they learn to hide their porn in different ways, on their computer, deleting their web history, but at some point, you need to learn the skills to hide stuff where you have relatively easy access, and without obvious tells, just in case. Those porn hiding skills come in handy for things like wedding rings, divorce papers, and the like. I have a boy, I'm going to make sure that I have Playboy and other physical media, to teach him the skills he will need as a man.
 
2013-07-17 11:18:57 AM  
Did someone mention Bundt Cake earlier?
 
2013-07-17 11:21:21 AM  

Fano: How do people even develop paraphilias any more with the wide availability of porn? I mean, back in the day you had to jack it to a picture of a garter belt because there weren't enough nude women to go around, and eventually you rewired your sexuality just like those baby birds trained to accept a medicine dropper as "mama."


Because once inundated with porn, most will grow tired of certain things and form inclinations to specific details. For some this means weirder and weirder new shiat and for others it becomes more of a specific fetish which could be as expected to "Big Tittays" to "How Toes Fit in a Shoe." I would argue that because of the amount of porn that is available now, people have overly creative imaginations which actually allows the development of paraphilias to be way more prominent. If you can link an object or detail to an experience or if it provides a visual cue, your imagination will fill in the gaps (just like a book does) providing a higher sense of gratification. Even when looking at generic porn, I would argue that most people fantasize about something specific or are trying to link it to a past experience. For me, objects or visuals that remind me of my girl do the trick just fine.
 
2013-07-17 11:23:51 AM  

SemiDiscerning: Did someone mention Bundt Cake earlier?


img.foodnetwork.com www.troll.me
 
2013-07-17 11:24:25 AM  

hubiestubert: brap: When I was a kid I remember those images from a coffee table book my folks had.

Sadly, I frequently pleasured myself to it or any glimpse of skin or anything even vaguely hinting at sex or the possibility of sex.

They were desperate times, those heady pre-interwebby days, when a young lad would often find himself masturbating to a particularly lurid bundt cake recipe in Good Housekeeping.

To be fair, back in the day, before the Interwebz, you had to be a porn ninja. To find your Dad's stash, your buddy's Dad's stash, your neighbor's stash, and not to mention, hiding said skin magazines from your Mom, Dad, or your buddies for that matter. Then came cable and Skinemax and scrambled soft core, and a whole 'nother skill set was learned. Today's kids have it far too easy. I am of the opinion that it made us far more resourceful as foragers and gatherers. Menfolk need to learn the skills to be deceitful bastiches, just in case. Don't get me wrong, the skills in hiding drugs in the house, and hiding porn are related, but they build upon one another. In today's world, one may need to have those skills for more than just porn. Kids today, they learn to hide their porn in different ways, on their computer, deleting their web history, but at some point, you need to learn the skills to hide stuff where you have relatively easy access, and without obvious tells, just in case. Those porn hiding skills come in handy for things like wedding rings, divorce papers, and the like. I have a boy, I'm going to make sure that I have Playboy and other physical media, to teach him the skills he will need as a man.


+1 for scrambled porn
 
2013-07-17 11:27:00 AM  

Sybarite: Look, I've always been one of those guys who likes to just tear open his Christmas presents with my teeth.


FTFM
 
2013-07-17 11:28:11 AM  
In the 1930's, when your woman couldn't undress herself, you could just shut off the light and go to bed, leaving her to flop on the floor with her head and arms stuck in her dress.
 
2013-07-17 11:28:52 AM  

hubiestubert: Menfolk need to learn the skills to be deceitful bastiches, just in case.


This.
 
2013-07-17 11:34:05 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: In the 1930's, when your woman couldn't undress herself, you could just shut off the light and go to bed, leaving her to flop on the floor with her head and arms stuck in her dress.


I laughed harder at that than I should have.
 
2013-07-17 11:34:20 AM  
Nothing is as intoxicating as the sound of snaps on a onsie.

I'll have a seat over there.
 
2013-07-17 11:35:27 AM  
Why would you have her dressed in the first place?
 
2013-07-17 11:36:58 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: SemiDiscerning: Did someone mention Bundt Cake earlier?

 


Looks like someone already did.
 
2013-07-17 11:37:30 AM  
Maturin: Nothing is as intoxicating as the sound of snaps on a onsie onesie.
I'll have a seat over there.

goddamitsomuch
 
2013-07-17 11:38:20 AM  
Quickly... Yea, I agree with quickly.
 
2013-07-17 11:39:58 AM  

Well I use Mac/Linux...: There's a girl here at work who told me the other day she doesn't walk around naked or even undress/change in front of her husband.  I found that to be pretty odd, especially considering she has nothing to be ashamed of.  She is a workplace 10 (Would be a 7 or 8 outside of the office).


I don't walk around naked, ever. Just not comfortable with it.
 
2013-07-17 11:41:34 AM  

bwilson27: Just take it off and shut up. And bring me a scotch.


That's no way to treat your husband.
 
2013-07-17 11:41:41 AM  
img.photobucket.com
I came.
 
2013-07-17 11:42:35 AM  

olddeegee: Hubba, hubba!


Did you see the gams on that broad?!
 
2013-07-17 11:43:08 AM  

Maturin: Nothing is as intoxicating as the sound of snaps on a onsie.

I'll have a seat over there.


maybe you'd prefer the ripping of a diaper?
 
2013-07-17 11:44:25 AM  

FarkedOver: Nice gams!


I knew I should have perused the thread first.

/fist...tiny...shaking
 
2013-07-17 11:44:34 AM  
There isn't nearly enough misogyny for a Fark thread.  I'll get us started.

I wasn't aware you needed to undress to give blow jobs, make sammiches, or do the laundry.

/useless skill
 
2013-07-17 11:44:49 AM  

PrivateCaboose: Well I use Mac/Linux...: There's a girl here at work who told me the other day she doesn't walk around naked or even undress/change in front of her husband.  I found that to be pretty odd, especially considering she has nothing to be ashamed of.  She is a workplace 10 (Would be a 7 or 8 outside of the office).

I don't walk around naked, ever. Just not comfortable with it.


Do you ever wonder why after 5 years on Fark you're still a Private, while people like Sgt Cyanide keep getting promoted?  Wonder no more.
 
2013-07-17 11:46:34 AM  

Sybarite: Look, I've always been one of those guys who likes to just tear open his Christmas presents.


knuckledraggin.com

Merry Christmas!
 
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