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(Heavy)   So apparently actress Emma Roberts beat the hell out of her boyfriend last week and was arrested for domestic assault   (heavy.com) divider line 69
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2013-07-17 06:24:41 AM  
To be fair, that dude has a VERY punchable face.
 
2013-07-17 06:39:09 AM  
She's 22?

Yeah, someone needs an attitude adjustment alright. Bite marks are costly, the kneepads will be coming out.

/if she were into that kind of thing.
 
2013-07-17 06:50:46 AM  
Her dad then advised her to take the guy's thumb next time.
 
2013-07-17 08:36:17 AM  
anyone that can be beaten by emma roberts is not a man.

Julia never did it for me, but i find emma irresistibly smoking hot.  i would suffer a few of her beatings and as simply foreplay.
 
2013-07-17 08:44:06 AM  
No charges pressed. I'm going to assume it was bedroom games and He zigged when he should have zagged
 
2013-07-17 11:40:38 AM  
Even though she is my second favorite Emma (behind Emma Stone) I would let Emma Roberts beat me up off
 
2013-07-17 12:02:17 PM  
"bloody nose and was later reported to also have a bite mark"

I've had that too. One of the best weekend of my life.


and a quick question: Why is Ashton Kutcher and Jennifer Lopez tagged?
 
2013-07-17 12:11:38 PM  
Emma Stone
Emma Watson
whoever this b*tch is
 
2013-07-17 12:21:58 PM  
Chicks hitting guys is totally hilarious and let's mock the hell out of the guy and call him a pussy! LOLOLOL

What if she's crazy abusive/controlling/manipulative/whatever. How in the is her beating him his fault or how does that make him less than a man? Abuse is goddamn hilarious!!!

If a guy gave a woman a bloody nose you would be screaming bloody farking murder.

Bullshiat double standard.

Abusive people are awful. Being abused is awful. Congrats on mocking it.
 
2013-07-17 12:24:42 PM  
Wow, you'd think the daughter of Eric Roberts would be totally stable and well adjusted.
 
2013-07-17 12:45:18 PM  
I actually kind of liked her in Nancy Drew.
 
2013-07-17 12:49:11 PM  
She hooked on drugs, yet?
 
2013-07-17 12:49:40 PM  
My friend's four-year-old daughter could take that dude.
 
2013-07-17 12:52:19 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: To be fair, that dude has a VERY punchable face.


I will never understand the "meh, fark it" hairstyle.
 
2013-07-17 12:53:37 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-17 12:54:50 PM  
Great, now I know who Emma Roberts is, and I can't unknow it.

Thanks a lot Subby
 
2013-07-17 12:56:25 PM  
I get all these Emmas that look the same mixed up, and yes, I know that's racist. :(
 
2013-07-17 12:56:57 PM  
that whole family has large choppers

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2013-07-17 01:02:31 PM  
Michael Cera has really hit the skids!
 
2013-07-17 01:03:25 PM  
I had no idea she was of legal age. THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

/this changes nothing.
 
2013-07-17 01:10:57 PM  

LlamaGirl: Bullshiat double standard.


I agree, ain't no one above an ass whopping.... right women?
 
2013-07-17 01:13:25 PM  

Strayha04: I had no idea she was of legal age. THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.


Yes indeed it does.

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2013-07-17 01:16:23 PM  

SlothB77: anyone that can be beaten by emma roberts is not a man.

Julia never did it for me, but i find emma irresistibly smoking hot.  i would suffer a few of her beatings and as simply foreplay.


So you want him to fight back and get thrown in jail for domestic violence?  He did the right thing.
 
2013-07-17 01:19:33 PM  
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2013-07-17 01:29:49 PM  
She shouldn't have mouthed off then.
 
2013-07-17 01:30:25 PM  
*He
 
2013-07-17 01:34:02 PM  

PsyLord: SlothB77: anyone that can be beaten by emma roberts is not a man.

Julia never did it for me, but i find emma irresistibly smoking hot.  i would suffer a few of her beatings and as simply foreplay.

So you want him to fight back and get thrown in jail for domestic violence?  He did the right thing.


or he could have stood his ground
 
2013-07-17 01:34:29 PM  

Waldo Pepper: PsyLord: SlothB77: anyone that can be beaten by emma roberts is not a man.

Julia never did it for me, but i find emma irresistibly smoking hot.  i would suffer a few of her beatings and as simply foreplay.

So you want him to fight back and get thrown in jail for domestic violence?  He did the right thing.

or he could have stood his ground


Unpossible to do.  She's not black.
 
2013-07-17 01:35:55 PM  

PsyLord: SlothB77: anyone that can be beaten by emma roberts is not a man.

Julia never did it for me, but i find emma irresistibly smoking hot.  i would suffer a few of her beatings and as simply foreplay.

So you want him to fight back and get thrown in jail for domestic violence?  He did the right thing.


The right thing would have been to have her charged and leave her. Abusers just don't abuse once and it is over.
 
2013-07-17 01:36:11 PM  

Waldo Pepper: PsyLord: SlothB77: anyone that can be beaten by emma roberts is not a man.

Julia never did it for me, but i find emma irresistibly smoking hot.  i would suffer a few of her beatings and as simply foreplay.

So you want him to fight back and get thrown in jail for domestic violence?  He did the right thing.

or he could have stood his ground


Dude, newsletter etc...
 
2013-07-17 01:36:16 PM  

LlamaGirl: Chicks hitting guys is totally hilarious and let's mock the hell out of the guy and call him a pussy! LOLOLOL

What if she's crazy abusive/controlling/manipulative/whatever. How in the is her beating him his fault or how does that make him less than a man? Abuse is goddamn hilarious!!!

If a guy gave a woman a bloody nose you would be screaming bloody farking murder.

Bullshiat double standard.

Abusive people are awful. Being abused is awful. Congrats on mocking it.


i259.photobucket.com

One incident does not a Psycho make.

How we wait until next time before we wonder if she's crazy abusive/controlling/manipulative/whatever. My guess it was simply an argument that got out of hand. No excuse for a bloody nose, but judging from the whole family she probably has some anger issues.
 
2013-07-17 01:36:20 PM  

Waldo Pepper: or he could have stood his ground


Yeah but this happened in Canada, so him politely taking the abuse and apparently apologizing by dropping all charges....

No, I can't finish this. Low hanging fruit is low.
 
2013-07-17 01:37:15 PM  
20 Points to Grifindor.
 
2013-07-17 01:37:36 PM  
Biters can be fun.
 
2013-07-17 01:48:56 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: To be fair, that dude has a VERY punchable face.


It actually worked well for him in AHS season 1 because he played a very punchable character.
 
2013-07-17 01:50:40 PM  
"If a guy gave a woman a bloody nose you would be screaming bloody farking murder."

As a guy, on the luckily few occasions it's happened, I either fend off the attacks most of the time, or let them hit me and often they hurt their hands and stopped.
Still hurt my feelings though.
/is tender inside
//has never hit a woman in anger
///if you can't take it, leave.
 
2013-07-17 01:53:51 PM  
Yikes, that's messed up - domestic abuse in any form is never good :/
 
2013-07-17 02:05:02 PM  

Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 300x375]


False alarm. It's Julia Roberts' niece.

/or the aunt of Otter's date at the club
 
2013-07-17 02:06:11 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 300x375]

False alarm. It's Julia Roberts' niece.

/or the aunt niece of Otter's date at the club


/I blame the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor
 
2013-07-17 02:08:17 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Incorrigible Astronaut: To be fair, that dude has a VERY punchable face.

It actually worked well for him in AHS season 1 because he played a very punchable character.


After watching the first season of AHS, she might deserve the farking hero tag.
 
2013-07-17 02:09:15 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: OtherLittleGuy: Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 300x375]

False alarm. It's Julia Roberts' niece.

/or the aunt niece of Otter's date at the club

/I blame the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor


Germans?
 
2013-07-17 02:10:32 PM  

Doogled: Mad_Radhu: Incorrigible Astronaut: To be fair, that dude has a VERY punchable face.

It actually worked well for him in AHS season 1 because he played a very punchable character.

After watching the first season of AHS, she might deserve the farking hero tag.


I thought the first season was so much better than the second. Too each their own though.
 
2013-07-17 02:20:03 PM  

LlamaGirl: Chicks hitting guys is totally hilarious and let's mock the hell out of the guy and call him a pussy! LOLOLOL

What if she's crazy abusive/controlling/manipulative/whatever. How in the is her beating him his fault or how does that make him less than a man? Abuse is goddamn hilarious!!!

If a guy gave a woman a bloody nose you would be screaming bloody farking murder.

Bullshiat double standard.

Abusive people are awful. Being abused is awful. Congrats on mocking it.


It's good to see this post from a woman.
 
2013-07-17 02:23:52 PM  

LlamaGirl: Abusive people are awful. Being abused is awful. Congrats on mocking it.


Says the girl who spends her most of her waking hours in TFD.
/snert
 
2013-07-17 02:26:51 PM  

LonMead: OtherLittleGuy: OtherLittleGuy: Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 300x375]

False alarm. It's Julia Roberts' niece.

/or the aunt niece of Otter's date at the club

/I blame the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor

Germans?


Forget it...he's rollin'
 
2013-07-17 02:29:53 PM  
We need a name other than Emma for the next crop of pop tarts though please.  Watson, Glover, Roberts, Bunton...
I'm not sure who i'm fapping to anymore!
 
2013-07-17 02:31:49 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: LlamaGirl: Abusive people are awful. Being abused is awful. Congrats on mocking it.

Says the girl who spends her most of her waking hours in TFD.
/snert


The CJs bring about mutual pleasure, especially when you get something as weird as clown belly tattoo guy
 
2013-07-17 02:40:34 PM  

rockymountainrider: We need a name other than Emma for the next crop of pop tarts though please.  Watson, Glover, Roberts, Bunton...
I'm not sure who i'm fapping to anymore!


Unis.
 
2013-07-17 02:45:28 PM  

sugarhi: Yikes, that's messed up - domestic abuse in any form is never good :/


this doesn't really count as domestic abuse.

they were in Canada at the time.
 
2013-07-17 02:59:35 PM  
If I ever had a 90 lb girl beat the hell out of me, I'd have the good sense to claim she had some latent assassin training and psychic powers.
 
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