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(Some Guy)   Sub needs help here. What can be done with 2+ boxes of Costco sliced lunch meat that expired yesterday? Any help would be appreciated. Freezing is an option, but not desired   (yummly.com) divider line 17
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2013-07-17 11:05:52 AM
5 votes:
Warm it up in a microwave and poke a hole in it,

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2013-07-17 09:19:24 AM
5 votes:
api.ning.com
2013-07-18 07:43:59 AM
4 votes:
This one is too easy. Merely glue it to the shower liner (provided you have one), and Presto-Chango, you've got meat curtains!
2013-07-17 11:55:54 AM
3 votes:

Boeheimian Rhapsody: Find someone you don't like and plaster it all over their car?


Or go to a large parking lot and leave one slice under the windshield wiper of each car. If anyone asks what you are doing, say it's part of a PETA protest or something.
2013-07-17 08:33:50 AM
3 votes:
Just remember, it's a freezer, not a time machine.
2013-07-17 07:44:17 AM
3 votes:
Throw it all into one big mound, dive on it and hump it.
2013-07-17 12:53:12 PM
2 votes:
Freeze it, pack it in dry ice and mail it to Lena Dunham.  She'll marry you.
2013-07-17 09:47:31 AM
2 votes:
Find someone you don't like and plaster it all over their car?
2013-07-18 05:39:03 AM
1 votes:
Leave it spread out on the cars of your enemies overnight. That stuff does horrible things to automobile paint.

PS you did not hear this from me
2013-07-18 01:48:35 AM
1 votes:
Have you tried building a 1:24 scale model of the Hagia Sophia with it?
2013-07-17 04:56:29 PM
1 votes:

Two_Noodles: 1. Use christmas-themed cookie cutters to cut out fun shapes.
2. Dry the shapes on wax-paper in the sun
3. Glue the shapes onto folded construction paper
$. Mail them to relatives, old lovers and congress-critters


I kinda like this idea - but take it to the extreme. Leave "surprise packages" of meat everywhere you hate - the liquor store that shortchanged you, buried in the bushes beside the front door of your ex, hidden in....
2013-07-17 01:35:54 PM
1 votes:
Throw it at a strippers ass.
2013-07-17 11:35:20 AM
1 votes:
Put it in your wife's pillowcase. Don't tell her.
2013-07-17 11:29:21 AM
1 votes:
Rub it all over your body, but warm it up first.
2013-07-17 08:27:28 AM
1 votes:

Farxist Marxist: Looking for attention?


I hear the Lady Gaga meat dress is in right now
2013-07-17 08:00:36 AM
1 votes:
Bring it to the Philly Fark party at the zoo on Saturday and throw the slices at the drunken Farkers.
2013-07-17 05:02:32 AM
1 votes:
Eat it all, right now. It's not gone bad yet.
 
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