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(Some Guy)   Sub needs help here. What can be done with 2+ boxes of Costco sliced lunch meat that expired yesterday? Any help would be appreciated. Freezing is an option, but not desired   (yummly.com) divider line 14
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2013-07-17 07:52:00 AM
6 votes:
Get some bread and a couple of friends and make sandwiches for the homeless.
2013-07-17 06:16:02 AM
4 votes:
Simmer it in some gravy.  Open faced sandwiches rule.
2013-07-17 11:55:54 AM
2 votes:

Boeheimian Rhapsody: Find someone you don't like and plaster it all over their car?


Or go to a large parking lot and leave one slice under the windshield wiper of each car. If anyone asks what you are doing, say it's part of a PETA protest or something.
2013-07-17 08:00:52 AM
2 votes:
I can't think of anything that spoils faster than sliced meat.

the food for the homeless sounds like a good idea.
2013-07-18 12:16:32 PM
1 votes:
One of my favorites (if it is ham) - is BBQ - just dump a big bottle of BBQ sauce into a crock pot w/ the ham(separate the slices) and put it on low when you leave in the morning - when you get home stir it up and serve.

If it is beef or turkey - open face sandwiches in gravy works.

For other stuff (like salami) - I have no idea.  But my bride of 25 years (as of Tuesday) makes me a dozen or so sandwiches at a time and freezes them - I pack those for lunch the night before - and they are good to go by lunchtime the next day - so you could do that.
2013-07-18 07:24:52 AM
1 votes:
Every time I come to the Fark Us tab, I see shiat like this and am reminded why I rarely come to the Fark Us tab.

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2013-07-18 01:48:35 AM
1 votes:
Have you tried building a 1:24 scale model of the Hagia Sophia with it?
2013-07-17 04:30:30 PM
1 votes:
1. Use christmas-themed cookie cutters to cut out fun shapes.
2. Dry the shapes on wax-paper in the sun
3. Glue the shapes onto folded construction paper
$. Mail them to relatives, old lovers and congress-critters
2013-07-17 12:53:12 PM
1 votes:
Freeze it, pack it in dry ice and mail it to Lena Dunham.  She'll marry you.
2013-07-17 12:06:59 PM
1 votes:
Hey subs - freezing allowed but not preferred?  Why?  Are you out of room in your freezer?

Before freezing, wrap in 2-pound bundles in parchment paper or wax paper; you can peel those off and defrost individually.
2013-07-17 11:58:19 AM
1 votes:
The best "ground meat sandwiches" (other people refer to it as "ham salad") were always all the week's leftover lunch meats, put through the grinder and mixed with some Heinz sweet relish (no, it doesn't HAVE to be Heinz, but why not?) and Miracle Whip (we were a classy family, I guess - no mayo for us).

You could grind it all up, freeze it in baggies and thaw as needed for great ham salad.

(Or simply freeze it as is. Duh.)

/Or send it all to me b/c school starts next month and Mama's gonna be making sammich after sammich after sammich....
2013-07-17 09:19:24 AM
1 votes:
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2013-07-17 07:44:17 AM
1 votes:
Throw it all into one big mound, dive on it and hump it.
2013-07-17 04:46:16 AM
1 votes:
Donate it to a dog pound
 
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