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(Some Guy)   Sub needs help here. What can be done with 2+ boxes of Costco sliced lunch meat that expired yesterday? Any help would be appreciated. Freezing is an option, but not desired   (yummly.com) divider line 54
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2013-07-17 04:46:16 AM  
Donate it to a dog pound
 
2013-07-17 04:49:01 AM  
Looking for attention?
 
2013-07-17 05:02:32 AM  
Eat it all, right now. It's not gone bad yet.
 
2013-07-17 05:22:55 AM  
Expiration dates are a suggestion, not a rule. Just look at it. And besides, sandwich meat lasts at least 2 weeks past then, and I'm being conservative.
 
2013-07-17 06:13:46 AM  
Apparently spelling correctly is an option too, but not desired.
 
2013-07-17 06:16:02 AM  
Simmer it in some gravy.  Open faced sandwiches rule.
 
2013-07-17 07:18:01 AM  
Need coffee.  I though you said 2 slices of meat, not 2 boxes of sliced meat.
 
2013-07-17 07:44:17 AM  
Throw it all into one big mound, dive on it and hump it.
 
2013-07-17 07:52:00 AM  
Get some bread and a couple of friends and make sandwiches for the homeless.
 
2013-07-17 08:00:36 AM  
Bring it to the Philly Fark party at the zoo on Saturday and throw the slices at the drunken Farkers.
 
2013-07-17 08:00:52 AM  
I can't think of anything that spoils faster than sliced meat.

the food for the homeless sounds like a good idea.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-07-17 08:09:42 AM  

Litterbox: Get some bread and a couple of friends and make sandwiches for the homeless.


IronTom: I can't think of anything that spoils faster than sliced meat.

the food for the homeless sounds like a good idea.


Sounds like the best idea I've heard in the last few hrs. Subby should go for it. Why not?
 
2013-07-17 08:27:28 AM  

Farxist Marxist: Looking for attention?


I hear the Lady Gaga meat dress is in right now
 
2013-07-17 08:33:50 AM  
Just remember, it's a freezer, not a time machine.
 
2013-07-17 08:34:52 AM  
lunch meet?
 
2013-07-17 08:37:40 AM  
Pity. It's no longer meat helmet season and there you are in Rangoon.
 
2013-07-17 09:18:28 AM  
Catapult.
 
2013-07-17 09:19:24 AM  
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2013-07-17 09:34:43 AM  
Mix it with a 5-quart jug of mayo, red food dye, and relish after grinding it up.  Now it's "sandwich spread" and has a new expiration date.  That's what supermarket delis do with it.
 
2013-07-17 09:47:31 AM  
Find someone you don't like and plaster it all over their car?
 
2013-07-17 10:09:25 AM  

IronTom: I can't think of anything that spoils faster than sliced meat.


It's Costco, it's not fresh sliced Deli meat, it's already pumped full of preservatives.
 
2013-07-17 10:36:25 AM  
Sub needs help here.

Have you tried Momsen lungs and McCann chambers yet?
 
2013-07-17 10:57:28 AM  

Pud: Litterbox: Get some bread and a couple of friends and make sandwiches for the homeless.

IronTom: I can't think of anything that spoils faster than sliced meat.

the food for the homeless sounds like a good idea.

Sounds like the best idea I've heard in the last few hrs. Subby should go for it. Why not?


Not to disparage the homeless, but have any of you ever tried to give food to a homeless person? Every single time I have tried they either flat out refuse, insisting that you give them cash, or they take it and toss it. I think anyone, even the homeless would be a little leery of people just rolling around town handing out sandwiches. Dogs are way less picky, and probably much more thankful.

You must be rich by the way, because who pays attention to expiration dates? If they are that accurate then lets get the people who are stamping expiration dates to start doing our weather forecasting.
 
2013-07-17 11:05:52 AM  
Warm it up in a microwave and poke a hole in it,

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2013-07-17 11:13:56 AM  
What my mom used to do;

Throw in a pot, add water and boil for half-and-hour, adding water as needed. Add some cubed potatos at one point to starch it up.
When done, add flour to make a gravy-ish glop. Kinda looks gross, but you get very interesting (the right kind of interesting) flavours. Serve with veggies and a baguette for mopping up.
 
2013-07-17 11:29:21 AM  
Rub it all over your body, but warm it up first.
 
2013-07-17 11:35:20 AM  
Put it in your wife's pillowcase. Don't tell her.
 
2013-07-17 11:35:31 AM  
jerky
 
2013-07-17 11:40:10 AM  

Pinko_Commie: Warm it up in a microwave and poke a hole in it,

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Why is Rowan Atkinson humping my screen?
 
2013-07-17 11:55:54 AM  

Boeheimian Rhapsody: Find someone you don't like and plaster it all over their car?


Or go to a large parking lot and leave one slice under the windshield wiper of each car. If anyone asks what you are doing, say it's part of a PETA protest or something.
 
2013-07-17 11:58:19 AM  
The best "ground meat sandwiches" (other people refer to it as "ham salad") were always all the week's leftover lunch meats, put through the grinder and mixed with some Heinz sweet relish (no, it doesn't HAVE to be Heinz, but why not?) and Miracle Whip (we were a classy family, I guess - no mayo for us).

You could grind it all up, freeze it in baggies and thaw as needed for great ham salad.

(Or simply freeze it as is. Duh.)

/Or send it all to me b/c school starts next month and Mama's gonna be making sammich after sammich after sammich....
 
2013-07-17 12:06:07 PM  
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2013-07-17 12:06:59 PM  
Hey subs - freezing allowed but not preferred?  Why?  Are you out of room in your freezer?

Before freezing, wrap in 2-pound bundles in parchment paper or wax paper; you can peel those off and defrost individually.
 
2013-07-17 12:13:18 PM  
Has one or two suggestions
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2013-07-17 12:24:59 PM  

Litterbox: Get some bread and a couple of friends and make sandwiches for the homeless.


I like this idea.
 
2013-07-17 12:47:53 PM  
I would cook it then mix it with some boards and some beard hair.....
 
2013-07-17 12:53:12 PM  
Freeze it, pack it in dry ice and mail it to Lena Dunham.  She'll marry you.
 
2013-07-17 01:03:28 PM  
Toss it to the animals. They'll love it; whatever goes uneaten decomposes.  Nothing wasted.

/win

/win
 
2013-07-17 01:35:54 PM  
Throw it at a strippers ass.
 
2013-07-17 04:30:30 PM  
1. Use christmas-themed cookie cutters to cut out fun shapes.
2. Dry the shapes on wax-paper in the sun
3. Glue the shapes onto folded construction paper
$. Mail them to relatives, old lovers and congress-critters
 
2013-07-17 04:56:29 PM  

Two_Noodles: 1. Use christmas-themed cookie cutters to cut out fun shapes.
2. Dry the shapes on wax-paper in the sun
3. Glue the shapes onto folded construction paper
$. Mail them to relatives, old lovers and congress-critters


I kinda like this idea - but take it to the extreme. Leave "surprise packages" of meat everywhere you hate - the liquor store that shortchanged you, buried in the bushes beside the front door of your ex, hidden in....
 
2013-07-17 09:48:16 PM  

mama2tnt: Two_Noodles: 1. Use christmas-themed cookie cutters to cut out fun shapes.
2. Dry the shapes on wax-paper in the sun
3. Glue the shapes onto folded construction paper
$. Mail them to relatives, old lovers and congress-critters

I kinda like this idea - but take it to the extreme. Leave "surprise packages" of meat everywhere you hate - the liquor store that shortchanged you, buried in the bushes beside the front door of your ex, hidden in....


Unfortunately it's probably not going to do much of anything though.  A thin slice of meat will dry out very fast, so it won't rot/stink very much at all.  At best someone will notice some dried up weird jerky looking thing later and think "huh, that's weird".
 
2013-07-18 01:47:50 AM  
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2013-07-18 01:48:35 AM  
Have you tried building a 1:24 scale model of the Hagia Sophia with it?
 
2013-07-18 04:57:56 AM  
If you've had 2 packs of lunch meat sitting in your fridge long enough to pass it's use by date then you're obviously not a big sandwich eater. Just throw it out and don't buy as much next time.
 
2013-07-18 05:39:03 AM  
Leave it spread out on the cars of your enemies overnight. That stuff does horrible things to automobile paint.

PS you did not hear this from me
 
2013-07-18 07:24:52 AM  
Every time I come to the Fark Us tab, I see shiat like this and am reminded why I rarely come to the Fark Us tab.

/Fark Us!
 
2013-07-18 07:43:59 AM  
This one is too easy. Merely glue it to the shower liner (provided you have one), and Presto-Chango, you've got meat curtains!
 
2013-07-18 12:16:32 PM  
One of my favorites (if it is ham) - is BBQ - just dump a big bottle of BBQ sauce into a crock pot w/ the ham(separate the slices) and put it on low when you leave in the morning - when you get home stir it up and serve.

If it is beef or turkey - open face sandwiches in gravy works.

For other stuff (like salami) - I have no idea.  But my bride of 25 years (as of Tuesday) makes me a dozen or so sandwiches at a time and freezes them - I pack those for lunch the night before - and they are good to go by lunchtime the next day - so you could do that.
 
2013-07-18 01:10:34 PM  
Sounds like the perfect time to get a pet alligator.
 
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