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(Reuters)   Not news: Police taking a head count after raiding a museum. News: Police taking a head count after raiding a museum of stolen skulls   ( divider line 13
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2013-07-17 09:27:00 AM
2013-07-17 09:32:09 AM  
"But there's nothing new under the sun," he (Police Inspector) said.
2013-07-17 09:32:39 AM

Okay, let's review: you've got a Hugo, a Little Joey, a Frank, a bad Stu...
2013-07-17 09:48:02 AM  
An Austrian man is to be charged with disturbing the peace of the dead after police found 56 skulls and 55 other bones at a museum he had created in his home.

Any bone cages? Excitable boy, they all said.
2013-07-17 09:51:15 AM  

rnatalie: [ image 480x360]

Okay, let's review: you've got a Hugo, a Little Joey, a Frank, a bad Stu...

Dammit, I forgot about that movie. Curse you for thinking of a slightly better pop culture reference than me.
2013-07-17 09:51:19 AM  
Did they count the freshly dead heads?
/♫ I ain't got nobody!♫
2013-07-17 09:51:38 AM  
One day, it's a Head Museum then thanks to sequestration and budget cuts it becomes a Skull Museum.

They took all the skulls
And put them in a skull museum
And they charged all the people
A dollar and a half to see 'em
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got
Till it's gone
They paved paradise
And they put up a parking lot
2013-07-17 09:53:00 AM  
Outside Phnom Penh there's a tower, glass paneled,
maybe ten meters high
filled with skulls from the killing fields
Most of them lack the lower jaw
so they don't exactly grin
but they whisper, as if from a great distance,
of pain, and of pain left far behind

Eighteen thousand empty eye holes peering out at the four directions
2013-07-17 10:10:23 AM
2013-07-17 10:11:31 AM  
Over in three.
2013-07-17 10:12:06 AM  
I do wonder what authorities here in L.A. would think about my collection of human bones.   Heaven forbid there's an earthquake and they have to dig through my stuff.
2013-07-17 11:44:28 AM

Wanted for Questioning.

2013-07-17 12:27:47 PM
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