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(Bleacher Report)   Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but it'll have the longest line in the county jail WOOO   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 70
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2013-07-17 02:25:02 AM  
In the shower he'll try to escape being raped by taking one little hit and flopping around on the floor like a fish!

WOOO!!!!
 
2013-07-17 09:23:53 AM  
There was a boy
A very strange, enchanted boy
They say he wandered very far
Very far, over land and sea
A little shy and sad of eye
But very wise was he
And then one day,
One magic day he passed my way
While we spoke of many things
Fools and Kings
This he said to me
The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to love and pay alimony in return
 /oblig
 
2013-07-17 10:47:16 AM  
To be The Man, you have to grab The Man's belt loop.


WOOOO!
 
2013-07-17 10:50:04 AM  
If you had told me back in the day that Tully Blanchard would be better off than Ric Flair someday, I would have laughed in your face.

Flair is the best rassler of all time, but holy god is he bad at everything else.
 
2013-07-17 10:59:01 AM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: In the shower he'll try to escape being raped by taking one little hit and flopping around on the floor like a fish!

WOOO!!!!


Or, that may be how he has anal sex.
 
2013-07-17 11:07:05 AM  
Im the alimony-skipping, jail-avoiding, town-leaving don of a gun. WOOO!
 
2013-07-17 11:07:41 AM  

machoprogrammer: Im the alimony-skipping, jail-avoiding, town-leaving don of a gun. WOOO!


Don = son. Damn phone
 
2013-07-17 11:08:39 AM  
Orrrr


BAH GAWD KING! THAT DAMN JEZEBEL! THE POOR SONOFA! HIS BANK ACCOUNT HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!
 
2013-07-17 11:13:11 AM  

machoprogrammer: machoprogrammer: Im the alimony-skipping, jail-avoiding, town-leaving don of a gun. WOOO!

Don = son. Damn phone


www.wibc.com
 
2013-07-17 11:39:08 AM  
Am I the only one who thinks 4,000 dollars a MONTH is ridiculous? Why does being married to me give you the right to nearly 50,000 of my own money a year?
 
2013-07-17 11:41:24 AM  
He was just on wife swap and said something like, "I left home when my kids were ready."  His kids were 7, 9, and 11 when he left home.

Flair is a scum bag but I do love that Flair Strut.
 
2013-07-17 11:45:34 AM  

Jonny Chimpo: Am I the only one who thinks 4,000 dollars a MONTH is ridiculous? Why does being married to me give you the right to nearly 50,000 of my own money a year?


Not nearly as ridiculous as having four ex-wives(and working on what may be #5).
 
2013-07-17 11:46:27 AM  

Jonny Chimpo: Am I the only one who thinks 4,000 dollars a MONTH is ridiculous? Why does being married to me give you the right to nearly 50,000 of my own money a year?


'Merica?
 
2013-07-17 11:52:39 AM  

Flappyhead: Jonny Chimpo: Am I the only one who thinks 4,000 dollars a MONTH is ridiculous? Why does being married to me give you the right to nearly 50,000 of my own money a year?

Not nearly as ridiculous as having four ex-wives(and working on what may be #5).


Don't these gold diggers know that there's just no more gold left?
 
2013-07-17 11:53:26 AM  
He should put his ex in a figure four leglock until she agrees to a smaller payment. Either her or the judge.
 
2013-07-17 11:53:37 AM  

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: Flappyhead: Jonny Chimpo: Am I the only one who thinks 4,000 dollars a MONTH is ridiculous? Why does being married to me give you the right to nearly 50,000 of my own money a year?

Not nearly as ridiculous as having four ex-wives(and working on what may be #5).

Don't these gold diggers know that there's just no more gold left?


Fifi the Maid is willing to take a chance.
 
2013-07-17 12:26:28 PM  
You would think after the 2nd marriage you might step back and say to yourself "Maybe I'm not a marrying type guy."
 
2013-07-17 12:29:11 PM  

Orgasmatron138: If you had told me back in the day that Tully Blanchard would be better off than Ric Flair someday, I would have laughed in your face.

Flair is the best rassler of all time, but holy god is he bad at everything else.


Even worse, based on his recent Wife Swap appearance, who would have guessed that RODDY F**KING PIPER would be ten times LESS insane than Flair?
 
2013-07-17 12:58:12 PM  

tnpir: Orgasmatron138: If you had told me back in the day that Tully Blanchard would be better off than Ric Flair someday, I would have laughed in your face.

Flair is the best rassler of all time, but holy god is he bad at everything else.

Even worse, based on his recent Wife Swap appearance, who would have guessed that RODDY F**KING PIPER would be ten times LESS insane than Flair?


Good point but I still think time will tell on Hot Rod.

How about this; Jake Roberts may be doing better than both of them?
 
2013-07-17 01:00:51 PM  

Orgasmatron138: How about this; Jake Roberts may be doing better than both of them?


He fell off the wagon recently but seems to have rebounded.  He is working real hard to get back into the ring.

Scariest of all, Scott Hall is doing better than all of them.
 
2013-07-17 01:05:14 PM  

Gunny Highway: Orgasmatron138: How about this; Jake Roberts may be doing better than both of them?

He fell off the wagon recently but seems to have rebounded.  He is working real hard to get back into the ring.

Scariest of all, Scott Hall is doing better than all of them.


If it's any consolation, the Ultimate Warrior is still farking nuts.

/but he does have a stable personal life.
 
2013-07-17 01:07:10 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: If it's any consolation, the Ultimate Warrior is still farking nuts.

/but he does have a stable personal life.


That commercial was pretty good.  Why is this a big deal?  Wasnt he in a WWE game recently?

/Dude loves his kids
 
2013-07-17 01:08:56 PM  
Speaking of which, they should really replace Space Mountain with something. I just took my niece to Universal and it puts Disney to shame.
 
2013-07-17 01:17:34 PM  

Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: If it's any consolation, the Ultimate Warrior is still farking nuts.

/but he does have a stable personal life.

That commercial was pretty good.  Why is this a big deal?  Wasnt he in a WWE game recently?

/Dude loves his kids


He's going to be a downloadable character for the WWE 2014 game.
 
2013-07-17 01:22:00 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: If it's any consolation, the Ultimate Warrior is still farking nuts.

/but he does have a stable personal life.

That commercial was pretty good.  Why is this a big deal?  Wasnt he in a WWE game recently?

/Dude loves his kids

He's going to be a downloadable character for the WWE 2014 game.


Yeah, everyone is making a big deal about it.  Her was in WWE Allstars which came out a few years ago.  I guess that wasnt a serious game like the main line of games

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-17 01:31:23 PM  
The Three-Step Program to Financial Success by Ric Flair:

1. Earn $2,000
2. Spend $200,000
3. Profit???

(drops elbow on jacket)

/WOOOOOO
 
2013-07-17 02:01:17 PM  

Mugato: Speaking of which, they should really replace Space Mountain with something. I just took my niece to Universal and it puts Disney to shame.


Space Mountain is the only part of Disneyland worth a damn.
 
2013-07-17 02:04:48 PM  

IAmRight: Mugato: Speaking of which, they should really replace Space Mountain with something. I just took my niece to Universal and it puts Disney to shame.

Space Mountain is the only part of Disneyland worth a damn.


I've never been to Disneyland, I was talking about Disneyworld. At least Disneyland has an Indiana Jones ride.
 
2013-07-17 02:19:19 PM  

Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: If it's any consolation, the Ultimate Warrior is still farking nuts.

/but he does have a stable personal life.

That commercial was pretty good.  Why is this a big deal?  Wasnt he in a WWE game recently?

/Dude loves his kids

He's going to be a downloadable character for the WWE 2014 game.

Yeah, everyone is making a big deal about it.  Her was in WWE Allstars which came out a few years ago.  I guess that wasnt a serious game like the main line of games

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 278x320]



Noty if it's got Koffi Kingston on the cover.
 
2013-07-17 02:24:20 PM  

Mugato: IAmRight: Mugato: Speaking of which, they should really replace Space Mountain with something. I just took my niece to Universal and it puts Disney to shame.

Space Mountain is the only part of Disneyland worth a damn.

I've never been to Disneyland, I was talking about Disneyworld. At least Disneyland has an Indiana Jones ride.


I don't know, I enjoyed the refurb of Space Mountain in Orlando. It's a nice little dark ride that fits the park. Then again, I'm a mark for the People Mover in Tomorrowland so what do I know.

/paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow
 
2013-07-17 02:53:12 PM  

Orgasmatron138: tnpir: Orgasmatron138: If you had told me back in the day that Tully Blanchard would be better off than Ric Flair someday, I would have laughed in your face.

Flair is the best rassler of all time, but holy god is he bad at everything else.

Even worse, based on his recent Wife Swap appearance, who would have guessed that RODDY F**KING PIPER would be ten times LESS insane than Flair?

Good point but I still think time will tell on Hot Rod.

How about this; Jake Roberts may be doing better than both of them?


And I hope Jake Roberts continues doing well, and I hope Jake Roberts makes a two-minute appearance at the 2014 Royal Rumble.

Greatest. Mark out. Moment. EVAR.
 
2013-07-17 03:13:14 PM  

Mugato: I've never been to Disneyland, I was talking about Disneyworld. At least Disneyland has an Indiana Jones ride.


Maybe you should start referring to the full names. Southern California also has Universal Studios, so comparing the two isn't really a tell.
 
2013-07-17 03:17:54 PM  

tnpir: Orgasmatron138: tnpir: Orgasmatron138: If you had told me back in the day that Tully Blanchard would be better off than Ric Flair someday, I would have laughed in your face.

Flair is the best rassler of all time, but holy god is he bad at everything else.

Even worse, based on his recent Wife Swap appearance, who would have guessed that RODDY F**KING PIPER would be ten times LESS insane than Flair?

Good point but I still think time will tell on Hot Rod.

How about this; Jake Roberts may be doing better than both of them?

And I hope Jake Roberts continues doing well, and I hope Jake Roberts makes a two-minute appearance at the 2014 Royal Rumble.

Greatest. Mark out. Moment. EVAR.


Jake is really a sad case, because he had one of the best minds for the business there was, but he wasn't reliable enough to stay employed and use it as a booker for Vince.

I mean, can you imagine these new guys being taught how to cut a promo by Jake the farking Snake?
 
2013-07-17 03:18:50 PM  
i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-17 03:24:56 PM  

bhcompy: [i36.photobucket.com image 239x211]


i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-17 03:59:55 PM  
MIDWEEK FWC THREAD? I'M IN.
 
2013-07-17 04:25:46 PM  

Supercampion: MIDWEEK FWC THREAD? I'M IN.


This is how we punish the mods for cutting thread lengths back to only about 2 days as opposed to the old 4 to 5 day long threads we used to have.
 
2013-07-17 04:35:22 PM  

IAmRight: Mugato: I've never been to Disneyland, I was talking about Disneyworld. At least Disneyland has an Indiana Jones ride.

Maybe you should start referring to the full names. Southern California also has Universal Studios, so comparing the two isn't really a tell.


Universal Studios California is obviously an actual working studio. Most of their attractions are part of one tour. Universal Studios Orlando was going to be a working studio but it didn't quite work out, even though they build a few huge sound stages with a silent AC system. They use them for the haunted houses on Halloween Horror Nights though.
 
2013-07-17 04:36:00 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Supercampion: MIDWEEK FWC THREAD? I'M IN.

This is how we punish the mods for cutting thread lengths back to only about 2 days as opposed to the old 4 to 5 day long threads we used to have.


Orton helps DB in the main event at SS because he is the "weak link."  This logically continues their feud and adds some intrigue to the WWE Title story and Randy Orton (finally).
 
2013-07-17 04:51:19 PM  

Gunny Highway: Representative of the unwashed masses: Supercampion: MIDWEEK FWC THREAD? I'M IN.

This is how we punish the mods for cutting thread lengths back to only about 2 days as opposed to the old 4 to 5 day long threads we used to have.

Orton helps DB in the main event at SS because he is the "weak link."  This logically continues their feud and adds some intrigue to the WWE Title story and Randy Orton (finally).


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-17 05:00:39 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Jake is really a sad case, because he had one of the best minds for the business there was, but he wasn't reliable enough to stay employed and use it as a booker for Vince.

I mean, can you imagine these new guys being taught how to cut a promo by Jake the farking Snake?


Oh man, don't tease me.  It's pretty much a consensus that Jake has one of the best minds in the business in terms of psychology; sadly his demons have prevented it from really bearing fruit for the next generation.
 
2013-07-17 05:08:02 PM  

Supercampion: MIDWEEK FWC THREAD? I'M IN.


Not yet...no ponies yet
 
2013-07-17 05:18:47 PM  

Rwa2play: FirstNationalBastard: Jake is really a sad case, because he had one of the best minds for the business there was, but he wasn't reliable enough to stay employed and use it as a booker for Vince.

I mean, can you imagine these new guys being taught how to cut a promo by Jake the farking Snake?

Oh man, don't tease me.  It's pretty much a consensus that Jake has one of the best minds in the business in terms of psychology; sadly his demons have prevented it from really bearing fruit for the next generation.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-17 05:20:23 PM  

Supercampion: Gunny Highway: Representative of the unwashed masses: Supercampion: MIDWEEK FWC THREAD? I'M IN.

This is how we punish the mods for cutting thread lengths back to only about 2 days as opposed to the old 4 to 5 day long threads we used to have.

Orton helps DB in the main event at SS because he is the "weak link."  This logically continues their feud and adds some intrigue to the WWE Title story and Randy Orton (finally).

[i.imgur.com image 553x329]


i282.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-17 05:22:10 PM  

Gunny Highway: Supercampion: Gunny Highway: Representative of the unwashed masses: Supercampion: MIDWEEK FWC THREAD? I'M IN.

This is how we punish the mods for cutting thread lengths back to only about 2 days as opposed to the old 4 to 5 day long threads we used to have.

Orton helps DB in the main event at SS because he is the "weak link."  This logically continues their feud and adds some intrigue to the WWE Title story and Randy Orton (finally).

[i.imgur.com image 553x329]

[i282.photobucket.com image 400x300]


I made a whole bunch yesterday out of pure boredom. click on my name to see some of them.
 
2013-07-17 05:26:10 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-17 05:33:19 PM  
The Vintage Orton is ok, but still not as legendary as Triple H throughout history...
 
2013-07-17 05:33:22 PM  

Supercampion: Gunny Highway: Supercampion: Gunny Highway: Representative of the unwashed masses: Supercampion: MIDWEEK FWC THREAD? I'M IN.

This is how we punish the mods for cutting thread lengths back to only about 2 days as opposed to the old 4 to 5 day long threads we used to have.

Orton helps DB in the main event at SS because he is the "weak link."  This logically continues their feud and adds some intrigue to the WWE Title story and Randy Orton (finally).

[i.imgur.com image 553x329]

[i282.photobucket.com image 400x300]

I made a whole bunch yesterday out of pure boredom. click on my name to see some of them.


HaHAhah nice.
 
2013-07-17 05:34:21 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: The Vintage Orton is ok, but still not as legendary as Triple H throughout history...


The best.
 
2013-07-17 05:38:46 PM  

Gunny Highway: Representative of the unwashed masses: The Vintage Orton is ok, but still not as legendary as Triple H throughout history...

The best.


HHH Throughout History is one of my favorite things next to my daughter, the Spurs, bacon and fajita nachos.
 
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